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I MET BILLIE PIPER TODAY AND SHE IS LIKE SUNSHINE

I also asked her the question that has kept me up at night for almost 20 years: Was the Doctor bang out of line for his fuckery in the Girl in the Fireplace

(sorry the video is only of me we had to incognito film but you can hear Billie’s answer perfectly 👌)

tldr: Billie agrees, the Doctor did Rose dirty with Reinette

#timepetals #dw #doctorrose #billie piper #ten x rose #ten and rose #tenandrose #doctor x rose #the girl in the fireplace #doctor who #dr who #supanova #supanova 2025 #the tenth doctor #tenth doctor #Billie ships tenxrose I don’t make the rules #for you

twinkhole-destroyer

I fuck with banana bread it’s the most delicious thing on earth why does everyone always leave me

shop5

Just remember 60 people signed on to stab Caesar and he only had 23 stab wounds, the real moral of the story is group projects have always just been like that

ibetyou5quid

#ides of march #scrubs #julius ceasar

sophsun1

The Office – 5.14: Stress Relief

#the office

princeloww

need david tennant on would i lie to you

ibetyou5quid

need a doctor who would i lie to you with David, Camille, Billie, John, Catherine…

…and Bob Mortimer.

#david tennant #doctor who #doctorwho #would i lie to you #billie piper #john barrowman #camille coduri #nuwho #bob mortimer #david mitchell #lee mack #catherine tate

thepromiscuousfinger

cilceon

I wasn’t expecting that

thatqueercookie

hearing people say "Fear Her" is a bad episode warps my brain.

Off the scale TenRose flirting (to the point I am sure they were fucking that season)

Ten in just an undershirt (practically naked)

hilariously bad TARDIS parking job

Ten eating someone else's marmalade with his fingers and being scolded by Rose

Doctor giving the Vulcan salute

child overcoming parental abuse

council van guy

Ten jealous of a cat

Where was it bad???? When????

ibetyou5quid

the story was Not Good™️ but his neck in that ep changed my brain chemistry

#doctor who #dr who #tenth doctor #tenrose #fear her #doctorwho #david tennant #timepetals #10th doctor

hope-less-aromantic

my wife (ao3) has left me for battle (gone down for maintenance) and will be gone for all of eternity (15 hours) and I can feel my heart breaking every second she is gone (I have 400k words downloaded and am busy all day)

#ao3 #ao3 maintenance #ao3 down #archive of our own #doctor who #doctorwho #fan fiction #fanfic

m-carrick

things that were canonically in bbc merlin, a medieval show

#merlin #bbc merlin

pseudophan

speak king

ibetyou5quid

I have been screaming this for years.

Who is out there buying the merch, posting constantly online to boost exposure, crashing websites during presales, filling up fucking STADIUMS?

We’ve BEEN out here keeping the entertainment industry afloat for at least the last 100 years - but creatives have now never been so fucking IMPORTANT. In a world where people are being silenced for telling the goddamn truth we need to be able to tell stories and write music and create ART for the masses, and (typically straight/cis) men are out here laughing at women for being enthusiastic and excited about something they enjoy. Teenage girls fucking FROTHED over The Beatles and were ridiculed, but now they’re a classic because men have decided it’s ok?

It’s the same bullshit narrative with what society considers to be typically “feminine” hobbies, like make-up or yoga, which are discounted as “real hobbies”. And should a woman have a hobby that is considered more “masculine”, like gaming or soccer, then they’re either labelled a “pick-me” or are “not like other girls” (essentially pitting them against other girls in the process) and they’re then perceived in a higher regard by men.

So literally get the fuck out of my face if you think being a part of a fandom is “embarrassing” or “childish”. Just say you hate women.

#dan and phil #daniel howell #danandphil #fandom #phil lester #hard launch #doctor who #one direction #doctorwho #onedirection #merlin #bbc merlin #bbc sherlock #Sherlock #supernatural #superwholock #feminism #dan howell

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TT post by @ niallshigh.

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ibetyou5quid

ok but the Dino diet is genius

#tiktoks #oncology #cancer #comments #tiktok #doctor

✨Ten/Rose Fic List - Part 2✨

For those of you who enjoyed part 1 (i.e. just me going back to the post and admiring my taste in fine literature), here is Part 2. ICYMI, my credentials:

I am incredibly particular about characterizations and dialogue so if I recommend a fic it is guaranteed to be delicious

I read Ten/Rose fanfic for at least 3 hours a day 7 days a week. If any of y’all are my friends/family/employer, no I don’t… (but I do 👉👈)

If you read and enjoy these fics too please leave a comment or message me because there is no SSRI known to man that hits like being a part of the 2013 tumblr fandom community.

(🫦 = smut)

More Than Breathing - fried_flamingo (19 chapters; I couldn’t figure out the word count)

Holy actual shitting piss. This is so well written. If I had found this fic as a WIP I would have crashed out because every chapter leaves you fucking HANGING. Petition to make this an episode immediately ✍️

Definitely Real - @tenscupcake (3.3k words) 🫦

After the Wire, the Doctor and Rose fall asleep together on the couch. The perfect amount of sleepy (yet masterfully not sappy) dialogue with humorous internal monologue. Now, say it with me folks: Spooning ALWAYS leads to forking. Even though they don’t technically fuck per se I’d still label this PWP.

Counting Down - @rudennotgingr (80k words) 🫦

It’s just like an advent calendar but instead of chocolate it’s unresolved sexual tension. I almost stopped reading at chapter 23 because the forbidden “B” word made an unwelcome guest appearance, but the horrors persist and so do I.

Just the Bits Inbetween - @loupettes (130k words) 🫦

Ok yes 130k words is a bit of a commitment for any of you Sagittarius queens out there but let me tempt you with: A SLOW BURN?! MISSING SCENES THAT FEEL CANON?! WITTY DIALOGUE AND FLIRTY BANTER?! Well slap my ass and call me Shirley, I’m convinced.

In Orbit Around You - keep_counting (8k words)

Rose comes back before Journey’s End so there’s less kerfuffle HOWEVER it’s a much slower burn than it needs to be because the Doctor likes to feel pain I guess? All men need therapy istg 🙄

Better Man - sinecure (1k words)

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: every story by sinecure SLAPS. I was going to sue for damages because I’m certain that setting my own asshole on fire would hurt me less than the final line of dialogue in this fic, but luckily there’s a part two - Better Woman

Ordinary Gifts - @thirdeyeblue (15k words) 🫦

This was the first ever “sex pollen” fic I read so obviously every other fic of this trope I read after was not even nearly as good. While I have no concrete proof I am so sure Katie is writing smut for the girls because I mean COME ON NOW 🥵

Let’s Make Out - @theladysiubhan (11k words - not quite smut, maybe teen?)

Tell me how this absolute icon of an author can make me hehe haha in the first few chapters to triggering a doom spiral from the impending angst of the ending? Charisma. Uniqueness. Nerve. TALENT. I’m such a fan of her work (derogatory) but she’s also responsible for 90% of my tears (endearing).

The Horizon Hides You in Vain - @elialys (16k words) 🫦

Ah, the artistry that is “The Doctor breaks the laws of time for a root”. While all fics of this trope have an under (and over) tone of deeply agonizing heartbreak, this one had me feeling like I physically swallowed a marble. Ouchy porn? Is that a thing? Rule 34 I guess.

Multi-Tasking - fayth (1k words)

Pure, easy-to-read, fluff. The Doctor wasn’t listening so Rose does a funny. I have 100% pulled this move as a piece of shit 10 year old when my mum was ignoring me because her friends were over (which, in hindsight, valid).

Stay tuned for Part 3 etc.