First Lobster of a Supercilious Gardener

Ani a.k.a Boohbah, She/Her, 30+, Mexican, Descendant of death breathers. I like writing ficlets here but you can find me as Handwritten on Ao3. Main fandoms: MDZS, Yuri on Ice, the Mummy. I’m a message away!

[thepromiscuousfinger]

[satisfyingshark]

‧͙⁺˚*･༓☾　green squiggles

[pocketss]

distressing things to say to your friends

[urgetocreate]

Nikita Chan (American), Rainbow Shower, 2025, Colored pencil on paper

[thesensories]

coloringxgirlx on insta

[naturetvnight]

[pearl-nautilus]

Katherine Duiguid

[importantcatpics]

[boitterfly]

it’s so special to me that so much of fan culture is textual analysis for the love of the game. like thank god there are people in my phone who are also thinking about this thing i love so much that they are writing transformative fiction as character studies and setting clips of the show to music with theme-relevant lyrics and writing long text posts analyzing every line of dialogue like!! yay!!!

[thesensories]

made.by_madie on instagram

[kiisaes]

everyone eat more vegetables NOW!!! and mention the last vegetable you ate in the tags so we're all on the buddy system. I'll start: bok choy

[prompts-in-a-barrel]

"You don't know me. I'm not the same person anymore."

"That's okay. I'll get to know you again."

[californiannostalgia]

[jewish-joy]

Last year, I befriended a Catholic seminarian. We've gotten to be pretty decent friends. Seeing as he was staying in town for the summer and I wasn't, I entrusted him with caring for my plant.

He did a wonderful job, but as he was returning my plant to my custody, he explained "I watered her every other day, I gave her new dirt, moved her into the sunshine, prayed the rosary-"

"What?"

He looked at me, confused. "Isn't she a plant you pray with?"

"No," I said slowly. "She's a prayer plant. That's the... colloquial name of the plant."

Upon seeing his stricken face, I realized something went wrong. Turns out, this entire time, he's been including my plant in on his prayers and leaving her near icons.

Listen, totally cool. My plant becoming Catholic is a great deal for her not dying over the summer. But now I must navigate this interfaith household. Keep me in your thoughts.

[jewish-joy]

#i love prayer plants but they're fussy so I don't keep them#can we have a picture op they're so pretty

Behold, Dorothea

(Naming my plant "Gift of God," and then giving her to a seminarian with just the explanation that it's a prayer plant? Okay, that's my bad.)

[etcstims]

Nervous in my blanket | source 🦇

[marinella-ela]

[principessa-6]

ೃ⁀➷❥ℒℴνℯ family 🦔🦔🦔

[jordisstigander]

Let's be pokey with mama

[dduane]

Meanwhile, via Bluesky...

[rogue-ai-cat]

And here is the resulting image. There is at least Someone in the U.K. government who is actually doing their job, and it is Chief Mouser to the Cabinet, Larry the Cat.

Source

[galadriel1010]

Number 10 does not have a front door handle. It can only be opened from the inside. This means that if there is a police officer on duty outside the door, their main role is knocking so that someone can come and let Larry in. If there is no officer on duty right outside the door, a member of the press corps will go over and knock for him.

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

This is just cute

[tartrazeen]

I love when people have fun 💖

This is one of those stories you talk about twenty years later