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hello vonnie

shark vs the universe
Jules of Nature
Xuebing Du

Product Placement

tannertan36

@theartofmadeline
2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year
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Today's Document
art blog(derogatory)

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Not today Justin
DEAR READER
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH

oozey mess

Kaledo Art

Origami Around
occasionally subtle
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Snape: What would three young Gryffindors such as yourselves be doing inside... on a day like this?
Hermione: Uh... Well... We... We were just...
Snape: You ought to be careful. People will think you're...
Harry:
Ron:
Hermione:
Harry:
Ron:
Hermione:
Snape: ...Up to something.
SEND ME A ♦ IF YOU WISH TO ROLEPLAY WITH ME.
Add a ▲ if you wish to to roleplay smut with me.
And a tree. Don’t forget the tree.
Wait. You Forgot The Birds.
YOU FORGOT THE HOLE IN THE TREE.
AND THAT TOTALLY RANDOM FLOWER.
Where the fuck did you guys get my childhood drawings
Lawl I remember those days… LUCKILY I BURNED ALL MY CHILDHOOD DRAWING!!! >:D
You guys forgot the house
THIS IS A TERRIFYINGLY UNIVERSAL THING
why am i laughing so hard right now oh god
So thats how it happens
YOU KNOW THAT PERIOD SMELL THAT YOU SMELL ALL THE TIME ON YOUR PERIOD AND YOURE CONSTANTLY PARANOID THAT SOMEONE ELSE SMELLS IT
I knew a dude that could smell it on girls IT WAS TERRIFYING
I’m 20 years old and I still can’t spell unessarcaryccery
a shirt has one Collar, two Sleeves
Necessary
you dear sir, have changed my life
Never Eat Cake Eat Salad Sandwichs And Remain Young… Necessary
It’s hard getting people to watch Doctor Who when I put on the first episode of the revival series and this is one of the first things they see
I’d like to extend a hearty congratulations to anyone who made it past this episode.
Reasons I grab my boobs
running upstairs
running downstairs
running
stoked on life
scared
walking through my house in the dark
bored
boobs
started from the bottom and i was somehow able to get lower
When people consistently like/reblog my posts, I grow fond of them even if I've never talked to them.
I end up staring at my notifications like
being an adult sucks cause when people ask you to hang out you cant be like “my mom said no” you just have to change your name and move away
This is how me and my would-be soul mate would flirt
Gabriel, you need at least an ultra ball
A dumb comic idea I had
spirit: EXCUSE ME CAN YOU SHOW ME TO THE BATHS
haku: yes, of course, one moment please
A psychologist walked around a room while teaching stress management to an audience. As she raised a glass of water, everyone expected they’d be asked the “half empty or half full” question. Instead, with a smile on her face she inquired, “How heavy is this glass of water?” The answers called out ranged from 8oz to 20 oz. She replied, “The absolute weight doesn’t matter. It depends on how long I hold it. If i hold it for a minute, its not a problem. If i hold it for an hour, i’ll have an ache in my arm. If i hold it for a day, my arm will feel numb and paralyzed. In each case, the weight of the glass doesn’t change, but the longer i hold it, the heavier it becomes.” She continued, “The stress and worries in life are like that glass of water. Think about them for a while and nothing happens. Think about them for a big longer and they begin to hurt. And if you think about them all day long, you will feel paralyzed - incapable of doing anything.” Always remember to put the glass down.
(via tryandfall)
Best thing I’ve heard all day.
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