devil in suspenders @ibuprofenpm - Tumblr Blog

sup, handsome devils. i'm andy "the idiot who does idiot things" biersack. that's the whole introduction. enjoy my misery as much as the rest of the internet does.

chats: thedevilwearssuspenders (if you ever wanna listen to my thoughts spiral out of absolute control.)

#ixm:intro #injury #body horror #?#anyway

procrastinahman

you go down just like holy mary your beauty never ever scared me

#listen #LISTEN #i love ghost

hello, i have returned.

the cat distribution system decided i was next.

i am tired. kitten is nonstop.

anyway, hello. again.

what the fuck was last night's attempt at sleep?

i was up and down every 20 flipping minutes.

i hate it here on earth this morning.

you ever just feel like your head is too heavy for your neck and there's no way human bodies were meant to just function in a bipedal state and yet here we are with two feet and two grippy feet that we use to do things because thumbs

#existential crisis mode activated

kate beckinsale in literally any film is what my dreams are made of

#not even in a gross way #like please just be in presence #why are you so pretty #otherworldly #absolutely stunning #just breathe the same air as me for 10 seconds #unhinged commentary

to those i have left on read in chats, i want to say that i am sorry.

i'm not, actually. my brain is half functioning lately. but that's the polite thing to say.

i'm a blueberry

i had actual breakfast this morning who's proud of me

#food #it was an apple fritter but it counts