#fakedeep

she/her. unfortunately, it hurts all 3 of my feelings

[normystical]

wedding dresses are white specifically so that if the bride goes axe-crazy you can rest assured you will see the blood stains all over her and it'll be sick as fuck

[argumate]

I keep thinking this! very frustrating

[argumate]

fuck!

[cykelops]

I have had a lot of evil people say to me that nothing taste as good as skinny feels and every time im like no im pretty sure food tastes really super good actually

[a-book-of-creatures]

Is it socially acceptable to use opaque watercolors, or is that considered gouache?

[filmgifs]

13 Going On 30 (2004) dir. Gary Winick

[rogerdeakinsdp]

TO WONG FOO, THANKS FOR EVERYTHING! JULIE NEWMAR (1995) directed by Beeban Kidron costume design and original sketches by Marlene Stewart

[inthefallofasparrow]

The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the it's my book they will walk if I tell them to | Tom Cardy

[ethanmaldridge]

"The America I loved still exists, if not in the White House or the Supreme Court or the Senate or the House of Representatives or the media. The America I love still exists at the front desks of our public libraries."

-Kurt Vonnegut, A Man Without a Country

[dailyflicks]

A CINDERELLA STORY dir. Mark Rosman (2004)

[olympain]

Let her take the ship into the west.

[pansexualkiba]

jstor derulo

[procrastinahman]

quittttttttt my job!

[evilscientist3]

the two fundamental truths of historical and contemporary mankind:

we were just as smart then as we are now

we are just as stupid now as we were then

[misscrazyfangirl321]

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

[misscrazyfangirl321]

Being an adult will have you unironically sad about a parasite outbreak in fresh vegetables.

[tennesseewillams]

women love when there’s a woman

[frankhermann]

actually annoyed by long distance friends again. i want to go for a walk i want to get drinks i want to sit in the grass and write i want to go to the fucking store together

[hausmakes]