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[icanhackthesun-a-blog]

I’m Moving!

I’m in the process of moving all of my sideblogs to their own accounts!

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You can refollow me over at @icanhackthesun! I look forward to playing with you all over there!

[icanhackthesun-a-blog]

I’m Moving!

I’m in the process of moving all of my sideblogs to their own accounts!

This is the first one to go!

You can refollow me over at @icanhackthesun! I look forward to playing with you all over there!

[icanhackthesun-a-blog]

I’m Moving!

I’m in the process of moving all of my sideblogs to their own accounts!

This is the first one to go!

You can refollow me over at @icanhackthesun! I look forward to playing with you all over there!

[icanhackthesun-a-blog]

I’m Moving!

I’m in the process of moving all of my sideblogs to their own accounts!

This is the first one to go!

You can refollow me over at @icanhackthesun! I look forward to playing with you all over there!

[icanhackthesun-a-blog]

I’m Moving!

I’m in the process of moving all of my sideblogs to their own accounts!

This is the first one to go!

You can refollow me over at @icanhackthesun! I look forward to playing with you all over there!

[icanhackthesun-a-blog]

I’m Moving!

I’m in the process of moving all of my sideblogs to their own accounts!

This is the first one to go!

You can refollow me over at @icanhackthesun! I look forward to playing with you all over there!

[icanhackthesun-a-blog]

I’m Moving!

I’m in the process of moving all of my sideblogs to their own accounts!

This is the first one to go!

You can refollow me over at @icanhackthesun! I look forward to playing with you all over there!

[icanhackthesun-a-blog]

I’m Moving!

I’m in the process of moving all of my sideblogs to their own accounts!

This is the first one to go!

You can refollow me over at @icanhackthesun! I look forward to playing with you all over there!

[moretrashyrpmemes]

Touch Starved Meme

My muse is touch starved, send one for your muse to-

❤️ - Hug my muse from behind 👏 - Ruffle my muse’s hair ✋️ - Hold my muse’s hand 💪 - Pick my muse up 👆- playfully poke my muse ✍️ - Write something on my muse 💋 - Kiss my muse on the cheek 😏 - Playfully headbutt my muse 😝 - Lick my muse 😙 - Cover my muse in multiple kisses 🖐 - Give my muse a backrub 💤 - Cuddle up to my muse 😶 - Quietly lean against my muse 👃- Boop my muse on the nose ✊️- Playfully punch my muse 🙌 - Playfully shove my muse 😖 - Bury their face in my muse’s chest

[monstersmemes]

sex dice!

Send me 🎲 and I’ll use a random number generator to ‘roll’ two dice and make a starter for our muses based on these:

Action:

Lick

Suck

Stroke

Massage

Tickle

Bite

Location:

Lips

Ears

Neck

Inner Thigh

Chest

Genitals

Setting: (Optional)

Kitchen

Living Room

Bedroom

Car

Shower

Backyard

[rockinrpmemes]

Acts of Affection

Send in a symbol from YOUR muse to see how MY muse will react to yours!  For the ones where YOUR muse gives or says something to mine: WILD CARD! Your muse can pick the item, sings a specific song, or says a specific thing!

Family/Platonic:

✩  Grooming, brushing, or tending to their hair.

✪  Rubbing their back after a stressful day or disappointment.

★  Cooking them their favorite meal and feeding them.

✬  Making them their favorite hot beverage.

☼  Cuddling on the sofa next to each other.

☀  Singing them to sleep.

☆  Getting them something they need before they ask for it. 

☄ Leaning your head on their shoulder while they talk.

✥ Play fighting!

❃  Mussing their hair or tugging at their clothes (a hat, sleeve, etc.)

Shipping/Romance:

♥  Laying by their side and watching them while they sleep with a fond smile.

♡  Kissing the corner of their eyes.

❥  Running your hand over their arm and gently pulling them close.

❤  Whispering sweet nothings in their ear. 

❦  Holding hands and nuzzling somewhere ambient and low-lit.

❣  Staring deep into their eyes with adoration.

ღ  Rubbing your leg against theirs under the table.

ℒ  Pulling them into a hall/alley to kiss them passionately.

￡ Brushing your hand over or gently squeezing their bum.

Ω Running a hand over their collar bone or décolleté.

Sexual/NSFW:

✖  Soft nips at the neck and shoulder line.

✗  Bathing, washing, or soaking together quietly after sex.

♦  Body worshipping their naked form, slowly.

✚  Painting honey dust, edible paint, or other soft brush strokes on their body.

✦  Giving a sensual massage.

♢ Straddling their lap and holding their face to yours for a deep kiss.

▲ Dressing them up in lingerie (or gear) with gentle attention.

▽ Running your hand between their thighs, and splitting their legs apart.

► Unzipping their clothes free and kissing their neck.

[vanilla-valentine-reyes]

Flirty-Shop RP Starter Pack

“Hey shortcake~.”

“I think you’re the sweetest thing in this parlor.”

“You just into chocolate kisses?”

“That’s weird. I don’t see you on the menu.”

“Can i get some of those hot buns? Oh yeah, and some biscuits?”

“My name? ‘your future [partner.]’“

“May i get two? One for me and the other for this really cute employee.”

‘-Casual wink-’

“Does this place sell gummy hearts? I think you stole mine.”

“Hey. Are you single like these samples?”

“Has a stranger ever complimented your eyes? Because one’s about to.”

“Can i have a discount for finding you cute?”

“If i asked you out what would happen?”

“Have you ever had a sugar [partner?] I’ve got an opening.”

“Not that i looked, but, you’ve gotta nice butt.”

[rp-memes-atyourservice]

Touch my muse. Be descriptive or simple, tender or violent, fond or hateful - anything goes.

[platonicrpmemes]

Send “Let’s hit the beach!” for our muses to enjoy a day in the sun.

[rpmemesandasks]

Send me ““...”” for my muse to talk to yours’ in a different language!

[raitoskitchen]

sombra x everyone 💜Patreon 💜Twitter

[horrificmemes]

Supernatural Family/Domestic Sentence Starters

I got a request for resentful children of demon parents, and decided to expand on the idea so that more people could put the meme to use. Most of these are crack-angst at most, but some serious ones are put into the mix too!

“So you’ve got [insert species] in your family, but you’re normal? Bummer.” “When I said to water the flowerbeds, I didn’t mean to cause a rain storm!” “Ow! You stepped on my tail!” “It’s such a pain getting these wings into a shirt. I don’t see why I even have to wear one.” “Just because your [parent] breathes fire now and then doesn’t make you cool.” “So what do you guys do, take trips to Hell every summer or something?” “Honestly, this whole ‘half-human’ thing is bullshit.” “I wish for once we could just be a normal family.” “Stop with the creepy face thing, you’re embarrassing me.” “Everyone thinks it would be awesome, but it’s not.” “I’d love to introduce you to my parents, but, well, that’s an issue.” “You know, even though my family is full of weirdos, you can treat me like a normal person.” “Sometimes I just wish things weren’t so goddamn weird in my life.” “Nothing really scares me anymore.” “Don’t feel bad. No one’s family is -normal-.” “If you think I’m weird, you should meet my family.” “I think you’re just a late bloomer. We aren’t all born with our abilities right from the beginning.” “I’m not sure they’re really my parents. Maybe they just kidnapped me from a Walmart as a baby.” “We have all of these supernatural powers, so why can’t we use them to pretend not to be freaks?” “You don’t get it. There’s no one else like me.” “Could you just try not to be freaky for once in your life?” “Great job! I’m a total outcast because of this weird-ass family.” “Being this way makes it a little hard to make friends.” “You can’t just spook all of my friends because you don’t like them.” “If you hear weird noises from our house, don’t worry about it too much.” “If we have a baby, do you think it’ll be like you or like me?” “You must have endless patience to put up with my weirdness.” “So do you guys drink blood and sleep in coffins and all that?” “The other day, I was practicing for a Latin test and accidentally summoned my uncle.”