When There's Trouble You Know What to Do

Half Man, Half Machine, All Awesome! Whether the world needs savin', your car needs fixin', or video games need playin'. Cy's the Guy! M!A Status: None. Drop some! // Indie Cyborg RP. Specifically, the TT animated canon version. Crossover friendly. DC Comic canon characters welcome, but expect major confusion from the mun

[icanshootarocketfrommyshoe]

How do you rename yourself on mobile cuz apparently being inactive for *checks* puts this little -blog thing at the end of your name and that's really stupid

[icanshootarocketfrommyshoe]

I have returned for an indeterminate amount of time.

[demenski-deactivated20220503]

STOP SCROLLING

straighten your back, mate

NOW GO ON

[bxxlzebub-deactivated20150728]

woah thanks i really needed that today

tumblr user demeaniac doing little favors for tumblr one post at a time

[what-is-quintessence]

FUCK THIS POST HAS SHOWED UP LIKE 10 TIMES TODAY AND I HAVE BEEN HUNCHED OVER EVERY FUCKING TIME

[verathegr8]

PLEASE KEEP THIS GOING it is the best reminder for me ever and I always need it omg

[flomation]

I’m lying on the ground.

[icanshootarocketfrommyshoe]

What am I even doing with this blog I literally come on here once a month fart around and then disappear but I still come back to more followers than I had before?

Like... does anyone want to do starters or smth???

[fictionalredheads]

Princess Koriand’r-Starfire by Doretetsu

[goodguydotmp3]

How does one keep her breasts in place?

[callmebeastman]

Who cares :)

[icanshootarocketfrommyshoe]

That metal has got to chafe something fierce tho

[icanshootarocketfrommyshoe]

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[redringindigoheart]

[redringindigoheart]

Well it’s up to her to decide what movie to see, and I’m basically paying for everything (altogether it should run me about $75 because movies are expensive as balls). I mean, it’s not like we’re complete strangers, we’re on choir together and she knows I like her and we...

[icanshootarocketfrommyshoe]

Update: (also hi from second account) we are seeing that Hercules movie. I will probably be snarking the whole time. God save everyone involved.

[godofmod]

Sexual Sunday

[godofmod]

Mod brought his hands over his crotch area to protect himself. “You wouldn’t!”

[icanshootarocketfrommyshoe]

“You’re right. But I could.” He grabs Mod by the collar and brings him close. “I can exert more force with my pinky than you can with your whole arm. If I wanted to— and I really, really do— I could snap. You. In. Half. But I'm not going to. Because bein’ a man ain't about how strong I am. It ain't about what I got between my legs. It's about what I choose to do with what I got. And that's why I’m more of a man than you could ever be.” He drops the Brit on the floor. “Have a nice day.”

[godofmod]

Sexual Sunday

[godofmod]

"No, I seem set on proving you can’t. No matter how you look at it, I’m a real man and you’re just a battery powered tin can.”

[icanshootarocketfrommyshoe]

“Being a tin can has its advantages though. For example, being able to exert enough force to turn seven and a half inches into seven and a half millimeters.”

[godofmod]

Sexual Sunday

[godofmod]

"No, if it was centimeters, it’d be nineteen point zero five." He smirked as he quickly converted the numbers. "Nice try though. Course, I could always prove it, while you’d have to go home and get yours out of the drawer."

[icanshootarocketfrommyshoe]

“you seem pretty set on showing me what you got. You tryin’ to tell me somethin’ cuz I don’t swing that way.

[godofmod]

[godofmod]

"Yeah, but it’s not real. Does it vibrate?” He grinned. “Is it battery powered?”

[icanshootarocketfrommyshoe]

“It’s like… sixty percent real! And I’m battery powered, so of course it— Y’know what, it’s real enough for your ma— oh, no that’s terrible. Point is… what is the...

[icanshootarocketfrommyshoe]

“Pretty sure you mean centimeters there, buddy. Bein’ from across the pond and all.”

[icanshootarocketfrommyshoe]

Greetings Cyborg!

“Hey Star! What’s up?”

[redhairgreenstarbolts]

"Um.. I believe the sky, the stars, the sun, the roof of this building.. There are many things that are ‘up’ Cyborg, You must be more specific.!" She says, not understanding his meaning.

[icanshootarocketfrommyshoe]

“I meant what’s happening with you, or what are you doing?”

[godofmod]

Sexual Sunday

[godofmod]

"Yeah, but it’s not real. Does it vibrate?” He grinned. “Is it battery powered?”

[icanshootarocketfrommyshoe]

“It’s like… sixty percent real! And I’m battery powered, so of course it— Y’know what, it’s real enough for your ma— oh, no that’s terrible. Point is… what is the point?”

[icanshootarocketfrommyshoe]

Greetings Cyborg!

“Hey Star! What’s up?”

[godofmod]

Sexual Sunday

[godofmod]

"You can…take it on and off." He started laughing. "That’s hilarious! ‘as anyone seen me knob? Yeah, Bob needed something small to plug a hole in ‘is boat! Pa ha ha!"

[icanshootarocketfrommyshoe]

“First of all, every part o’me detaches so why should that be any different? Second… you do understand that I can make it as big as I want right?”

[icanshootarocketfrommyshoe]

“♪ I'd like to make myself belieeeve… that planet Eaaaarth tuuuurns slooooowleeeeey…♪”

[bialyanqueen-archived]

icanshootarocketfrommyshoe started following you

[bialyanqueen-archived]

New? Hardly. I’ve been here for quite some time now.

[icanshootarocketfrommyshoe]

“Well, I’ve never seen you around Jump…”