Hearing a guy breathlessly say “fuck” and “yes” while they’re fucking you or masturbating makes me weAK

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oozey mess
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open

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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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if i look back, i am lost
$LAYYYTER
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One Nice Bug Per Day
YOU ARE THE REASON

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izzy's playlists!
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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@icanteven-sitstraight
Hearing a guy breathlessly say “fuck” and “yes” while they’re fucking you or masturbating makes me weAK
This is better than any snl sketch
IS THAT LINDSEY STIRLING
Okay the whole fact that it is in fact Lindsey, makes this even funnier
neuro-nonconforming and genderdivergent
you deserve someone who wants and needs you
#mood
BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER (1997 - 2003)
"Halloween Reunion" by Heather Franzen
i just saw the tag “canon complicit” instead of “canon compliant” and im laughing its like “canon is a criminal act that i unfortunately support with this fic”
The Three Grades:
Canon Compliant: “This fic goes along with canon.” (Because I like it? Because I’m too tired to disagree by writing my own fic? Who knows? The author may or may not tell us.)
Canon Compatible: “Listen, I know it ISN’T canon, but think of it as Microsoft Office for Mac, it’s COMPATIBLE with canon, and that counts.”
Canon Complicit: “I have not died a hero, so I have become an accessory to the Villainy of Canon.”
Canon Compatible is a great term for when your fic is Probably Not What Tolkien Would Have Wanted but it doesn’t really contradict anything in canon either
#you can install this fic without canon crashing and that’s what matters
Okay I’m officially in love with Canon Compatible, this is a very useful term and describes so much fic.
All of this not forgetting the added “Canon Critical”, “Canon Cautious” and of course “Canon Cancelled”
possibly one of the most hilarious exchanges on doctor who
Honestly all the conversations between the Daleks and Cybermen in this episode were fucking gold
I know nothing about Doctor Who lore but I feel like the Cybermen and the Daleks are both the descendents of two exes who both designed robots.
You haven’t even seen the best one yet (or at least, it wasn’t in this reblog chain):
I made a stained glass panel of Squidward’s interpretive dancing. (x)
guess what movie i saw this week
Solidarity against kellogs
the painted hall wallpapers; pls like or reblog if you use! [more]
reblog to give the person you reblogged it from a little heart lollipop