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Transformation

<No this gif isn't to give he idea that your Catwoman I just wanted to show Batman with a romantic love interest>

Word count: 537

Prompt: The Joker and Harley Quinn have decided to kidnap you for the umpteenth time now & Batman and you are finally sick of it so you come up with a plan to take advantage of it as well.

“Isn’t it nice to have a man who cares so much about you y/n?” Harley asked from behind you, fastening your ropes. They didn’t even bother blindfolding you at this point. “I mean he listens really well when we have you here. Doesn’t dare try anything and risk losing you.” she continued and you just let out a sigh in return.

“Does he really care though y/n? I’ve never let the same person take Harley from me twice and live. You’d think he’d keep a better eye on you.” Joker laughed. “Puddin’ don’t worry the poor girl.” You finally gave them a verbal response and said “is that what you think? I mean we go through this at least once a month. It's kind of become routine. You kidnap me, make demands/threats, and eventually let me go once they’re met. Not even Gotham is impressed anymore. This act has gone from breaking news to the scrolling text at the bottom that nobody reads.” You informed them. 

You could see the joy drain from their faces as Harley went to turn on the news channel. Batman was making a headline for saving a family earlier today but not even the bottom text mentioned your kidnapping. “Oh would you look at that? Gotham doesn’t care at all but y’know if you really want em to, may I suggest maybe not letting me go so quickly?” You proposed to their surprise.

“Are ya trying to play mind games on my puddin’?” Harley asked, coming up to you and tapping her bat against your chin a few times threateningly. “No, not at all. We’re friends by now right? Really I don’t blame you I mean I’ve got dirt under my shoes too but bats doesn’t know that. I can see the reasoning in why you do the things you do and if holding me here is what it takes for you to get what you want then why not keep me a little longer hmm?”

If you were really being honest you did not want to stay another minute here with these lunatics but it was all a part of the plan you and Bruce went over.

“Get them to keep you there. I don’t care how you do it but I need you to convince them that it’s within their best interest. Once you do, try and collect information about them and keep them talking but do not anger them. I’m not sure what they’d do if you did and I don’t want to find out. We’ll be here attempting to narrow down their location while you do…”

“You know what doll face? I think she’s right. I think we need to come up with something bigger and better. Something they'll all have to recognize and I would say let’s just kill her-”

“Oh shit”

“But that’s boring. I’ve got plans for this one. Let’s you and me take a ride down to the chemical plant and broadcast your transformation live…”

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A Harley Quinnaping

prompt: Harley kidnaps you out of the adoption facility

Harley had been pestering her Mr. J for what felt like forever about how she wanted a child and no matter how many times he assured her that whatever she wants she gets, this was something that wasn’t happening fast enough for her liking. With that being said she had been looking for other ways to cope. Apparently well known businesses didn’t trust her at all enough to be hired as a babysitter or nanny. So as much as she didn’t want it to come to this she’d turned to kidnapping.

She’d walked into a facility and somehow managed to sneak past all security and front lobby employees to where the babies and children were. In a matter of seconds she glanced past each and every kid until her eyes landed on you, wandering around in a little batman onesie.

“Awww look at this oneee” she said walking over and picking you up. You looked at her face and smiled and immediately her decision was made. You were going to be hers. No matter what anyone had to say about it. Speaking of people who had something to say about it, the joker was not immediately fond of it once she returned home.

“Look puddin’ I caught batsy” She giggled holding you out towards him. He gave you a once over glance and asked “when will you return it?” to her disappointment. “I’m not…She’s mine and I want you to like her.” she explained. Neither could see it happening then but eventually you would grow on the philophobic. A task only Harley was able to previously accomplish now proven to be done by two. A slightly twisted perfect family would soon be complete but not without some challenges…

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Performance

Prompt: Joker kidnapped Harley’s favorite singer to perform for her at his club on her birthday.

“I got her here just for you baby” he said, taking the bag off of your head. Your eyes were covered by a blindfold and mouth gagged.

“Aww puddin’ this just made an already good night perfect!” She said placing a hand upon your bruised shoulder.

You let out a sound of pain and fear when something cold and hard was pressed against your head.

“You’re gonna put on a nice show for my doll aren’t you?” he asked while roughly grabbing hold of your chin. You nodded, knowing better than to disagree.