she eats he eats she eats he eats she eats he eats

guy who likes things (not a minor)

[icarus-falling-down]

hello, you can call me flaw! I mostly reblog my interests. mutuals I <3 you

[evilwizard]

he breasted the boulder boobily up the hill…

[evilwizard]

one must imagine sisyphus big naturals

[s-r-r-homebrew]

Listen, three are rules in fantasy, dwarven women WITHOUT BEARDS are a mockery of proper fantasy so consider instead

-dwarven noble women with long soft beards that they brush out and braid every single day

-dwarven warrior women with their beards braided back into their hair or cropped short to keep them or of the way in a fight

-dwarven seamstresses and cooks keeping their beards tired behind a cloth or net to keep their beards from getting into their work

-dwarven lady clerics braiding their beards to match their holy symbols or braiding beads with their holy symbols into their beards

- dwarven magic users who keep their arcane focus hidden in their gloriously styled beards

-young dwarven girls getting excited over their first chin hairs

-beauty in dwarven society bring directly linked to proper beard maintenance

-Dwarven couples braiding our styling their beards in the same fashion to imply they their together, just to be cute

Seriously though lady dwarves have beards, three is no excuse for creating them without them.

[koiagain]

"Employment" big scam. Big scam to distract You from what matters,posting on Ur tumblr blog at 3am

[sandersstudies]

Every time you go in a public place and something ISN’T disgusting it’s because somebody cleaned it. Every time you feel comfortable using a public bathroom or sitting at a restaurant table or setting something on a gas station counter or playing on a playground it’s because somebody cleaned it.

Thank you to everyone who cleans the world, especially those who are underpaid and under appreciated.

[howling-wizard2]

first run of the xenonite suit (grace naively thought he was going to be able to play it cool)

[samsblades]

hello my friend!! how are you

HIIII !! i'm good, just moved into my apartment this week (luckily one of my roommates did as well just last night HAHA) and right now i'm just taking a quick little break from work stuffs!! i'm hoping to visit a cute stationary store today if my meeting happens early today. if not i'll go tomorrow! how are you?? <3

[icarus-falling-down]

sounds fun! big fan of cute stationary stores, there's one in a town near me that has a bunch of cool pens.

I'm doing alright, trying to fix my sleep schedule(it's not going well). I had a nice dream last night where my brain couldn't decide whether I was in a theatre production or if the situation was real; where I was dancing with a prince from who knows where except neither of us knew how to dance (I don't know why he didn't know how to dance?? I think royalty probably learns that??). then I found my real life crush and he taught me to dance and it was very nice. the thing is though, I don't remember how to dance, so my brain just made some dance moves up LMAO. that broke my immersion enough that I woke up, which was disappointing because I wanted to keep dancing with him 😔

I've been pretty good though! trying to plan hangouts with all of my friends, especially my best friend who's going back to new york to work :((((((

[stainedinink-deactivated2026041]

reblog to give the pervious person a nice rock

[planet4546b]

im currently completely losing it about the great stalacpipe organ. are you fucking kidding me they made an organ out of a CAVE???? IT TAKES UP THREE ACRES??? i legit am about to lose it

[planet4546b]

this is a comment left on a recording of moonlight sonata played on an organ that is literally made out of a cave and its making me so emotional its not even funny

[image id: a youtube comment that reads ‘wonderful…and the moon has never shone there…’ end id.]

[marlynnofmany]

All that and no pictures??

According to Wikipedia, it works by hidden rubber mallets on the naturally-musical stalactites that tourguides have been knocking on for over a century. The guy who made the organ may have gotten the idea when his son whacked his head on a stalactite.

Here’s a video. It is hauntingly beautiful.

[spirit-pyrite]

In case anyone is looking, here’s the link to the video op mentions.

https://youtu.be/HsKUUn29tSs

[mclennonyaoi]

reading this deposition that just got dropped where someone sued musk and ohhhh my god it is this funniest thing ever . i can see why his lawyer tried to keep this confidential . they’re both maybe the biggest idiots . this is like ace attorney

[mclennonyaoi]

Elon Musk Didn’t Want His Latest Deposition Released. Here It Is.

Musk is being sued for falsely suggesting a 22-year-old Jewish man was part of a neo-Nazi brawl.

Elon Musk Deposed In Lawsuit For Falsely Linking Jewish Man To Neo-Nazi Brawl

Elon Musk was deposed in a recent lawsuit for falsely linking a 22-year-old Jewish man to a neo-Nazi brawl. Musk, who attempted to keep the

PLEASE read this

[mclennonyaoi]

[mclennonyaoi]

[mclennonyaoi]

[mclennonyaoi]

bankston is my HERO he’s tearing these people apart

[mclennonyaoi]

damn

[mclennonyaoi]

HE LEFT

[mclennonyaoi]

????

[mclennonyaoi]

oh my god

[mclennonyaoi]

KILL HIM

[mclennonyaoi]

he is DONE.

[mclennonyaoi]

HELP ME .

[mclennonyaoi]

wow. ok.

[mclennonyaoi]

[mclennonyaoi]

genuinely first two pages he says that he thinks ben’s lawyer is the one who is actually suing him and admits he has no clue what the lawsuit is about .

[mclennonyaoi]

doing a reread now this is so cunty

[mclennonyaoi]

goddamn .

[cryptotheism]

fun fact: the Mr. Bankston here is Mark Bankston, the same lawyer who absolutely ruined Alex Jones during the Sandy Hook trial.

[ex-libris-craux]

how in the fuck did the muskrat's attorney pass the bar

[ruffboi-mags]

Mark Bankston is gonna make me fucking SWOON.

[bemusedlybespectacled]

I don't think Mark can ever top "INDEED, MR. JONES, INDEED" and "AND THAT IS HOW I KNOW YOU LIED TO ME" from the first Sandy Hook trial in Texas (not to be confused with Chris Mattei, the attorney in the Connecticut trial), but this part

MR. SPIRO: Do you give these lectures at all of your depositions? MR. BANKSTON: I do, and you can watch them.

is ESPECIALLY hilarious to me having listened to multiple depositions Mark has had to take in the Sandy Hook case, where he has needed to lecture EVERY. SINGLE. ATTORNEY. at some point in the case about how they're violating Texas Rule XYZ, because they all, to a one, did something seriously ethically questionable during the deposition.

like, YOU CAN WATCH/LISTEN TO HIS DEPOS. HE DOES HAVE TO GIVE THOSE LECTURES EVERY TIME. IT'S NOT EVEN A JOKE.

[minovskyy]

if we are mutuals we will be reborn into the same cicada horde

[aurora-rph]

reblog this if you're fine with your mutuals sending you asks unprompted

[sin-aestheticx]

headpat seeking behaviour

[samsblades]

need my roommates to move in immediately. #myroommates where are you

[spacemanxpaninis]

GUESS WHO GOT A JOB INTERVIEW!!!!!

[beardedmrbean]

Periscope up

[birds-in-posts]

Green heron (Butorides virescens)

[flareonfloof]

birds have secret bones we're not allowed to know about

[pacificrim-archive]

[rocketmermaid]

Giant isopods are so cool but what’s with the sexy funk music

[hussainthemvp]

most sexual motherfucker in the ocean.