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we're not kids anymore.
Andulka
occasionally subtle
almost home
Origami Around
TVSTRANGERTHINGS
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Claire Keane
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Keni
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
Cosmic Funnies
Jules of Nature
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@iceandtears
me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit
mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters
me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU
Hey OP? What the FUCK does this mean?
decay exists as an extant form of life
That’s a terrifying answer, have a nice day
World Heritage Post
having a thing for older women is great until the tgirl in her mid 40's who took you home from the bar six months ago and nearly came when you called her mommy and whom you've been dating ever since, to the point that things are getting serious and you're both madly in love with each other and who's started introducing you to people as her daughter instead of as her girlfriend and just the other day she asked you about your ring size and you hope to god she's gonna propose and you're brimming with excitement at the idea of being her daughterwife tells you about her life back when she was your age and you realize she went to college with your parents and the girl she's describing as her "married FWB" was your mom and you have to tell her that you think she's your real dad. Then it goes from great to amazing. Though it might be a little awkward at the wedding.
every couple weeks someone rediscoveres this post and a flurry of rebloggers each gain a new fantasy and it makes me happy.
love seeing revisionism in the wild “free the nipple never meant you can walk around topless every where that’s still sexual harassment it just meant for like breastfeeding and stuff”no it literally means you should be able to walk around topless anywhere because get this. breasts aren’t fucking sexual organs.
I remember when I was about 12, I watched a show on TLC that followed people as they got somewhat uncommon medical procedures.
There was one episode with a trans woman getting different gender-affirming operations, including breast implants. It showed the procedure, and (what I found so fascinating that it's stuck with me for decades), as soon as the doctor put the implant in, a censor blur popped up on the nipple.
And you just know there was a meeting between the TLC lawyers and the editors and producers of the show to discuss what the difference was between a "man nipple" (can be shown) and a "woman nipple" (no no must obscure, 'tis naughty). And they decided that as soon as the implant goes in and the nipple has more mass behind it, that's the moment when it becomes a woman's nipple and must be hidden to comply with TV rules.
But it's the same nipple. On the same person. I know what it looks like; I just saw it. But TV and obscenity rules are rules, and the rules say woman nipple = sexual and therefore explicit, but man nipple = neutral, just fine.
"Free the Nipple" was calling out arbitrary bullshit like that, because someone just existing with their body parts should not be considered obscene, and the double standard that men can be topless but women can't is so blatantly ridiculous. All nipples are just nipples. If you get turned on or bothered by them, that's on you.
he needs mouse bites to live
the most legendary gif maybe ever
so you dated the wrong person and learned a hard lesson. you chose the wrong major and had to start over again. you cherished a friend who backstabbed you. it sucks, but it’s also going to work out. that’s life; you learn, hurt, love, cry, laugh, and keep going. you experience setbacks and you grow and it’s all okay.
we must believe the love is worth the risk of whatever comes after btw
one way to read this is "this man has no idea what he is saying"
another to read this is "this man is terminally online and has excellent comedic timing"
I beliece he is perfectly aware of the things he is saying. XD
I wanna go. Where is this museum?
Leeds. Yorkshire
I feel like someone is standing next to me talking about how I'm dead
The chemical they put on ants and all the other ants think they're dead that's what happened to tumblr except the chemical is unmarketability
tumblr may have censored porn but check this out
i hope Elon musk KILLS himself and DIES a thousand DEATHS. and i hope every other billionaire a very merry DIE DIE DEATH KILL MURDER DEATH KILL
Reblog if you stand against order, civilization, and goodness itself
What
fandom tumblr was another casualty of streaming services. we used to be on here posting about the episodes that were coming out weekly and posting gifs and writing insane shit about the tv shows we liked. now a new season of a show will drop and we’ll talk about it for a week. two weeks tops. and then that show will leave collectively conscious for 1+ year till the next season drops. there’s a reason succession sundays was a blast on here
we used to have real television
it's a shame you can't Cool, Silent, and Mysterious your way to being very close to people. we are unfortunately going to have to embarrass ourselves for this
reblog if you’ve ever been horrified by your own Customer Service voice
she is so FAKE
can't believe my favourite trick for mental peace ("I've decided not to take trauma from this") got an equally good sequel (if I did something embarrassing no I didn't that was my roommate). im becoming a new more free person every day
When Supernatural premiered on September 13, 2005, the CW network didn't exist yet. The touchscreen phones didn't exist yet. Tumblr didn't exist yet. Archive of Our Own didn't exist yet.
Happy anniversary to the only show ever.
Supernatural is like sharks, it was around before most things, it is still around, too smooth to be bothered by anything. It will also bite your limbs off.
Kinda wanna be kissed kinda wanna be stabbed
And he’s having a smoke and she’s taking a drag
BIG AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
Wowwowowowoowowow my FRIEND YALLL
