Shion Kaito here

Ask me anything, I mean anything, don't be shy. This is an ask blog/ rp blog for all ages. There maybe some 18+ content.

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That moment when...

That moment when you accidentally set of a metal detector in an area with tight security. Do you know how hard out is to explain your own existence to people who don't believe you? I had to crack open my own frame to prove it.

Normally I don't have to deal with security and metal detectors but not this time.

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Happy St. Patrick's Day

Happy St. Patrick's Day everyone. It's an odd holiday but one of Meiko's favorite holidays for obvious reasons. The day where everyone claims to be Irish except for those in the vocaloid family...clearly, unless you can find someone from Ireland with natural blue hair.

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Gakupo: Hey Kaito?

Me: What's up?

Gakupo: You know Gumi

Me: Magpoid? Yeah what about her?

Gakupo: I think she might be into me.

*I proseed to die a little on the inside*

Me:What gave you that idea?

Gakupo: Well she's been wanting to do more collabs.

Kaito: You gonna do it?

Gakupo: I don't see why not.

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The Vocaloid Family

I'm sure you know how expansive the vocaloid family is. We've got so many members it's impossible to keep all of us in one house. We live in a sort of dorm set up. Some of the newer vocaloids don't live near us older ones.

It's weird that I'm old and I've only been around just over 10 years.

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Valentine's Day and Love

Love is weird to me. I think it's partly because I'm mostly machine. But I can feel it. I was raised like a human, except for being born already looking 20.

I tried asking Gakupo to be my Valentine but I froze again...maybe I'll try to make him something?

Happy Valentine's Day everyone

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So for people who are trying to figure out how the whole relationship thing happens within vocaloids, fanloids, utauloids, etc.

So most of us are released as part of a generation, vocal pair or both. Meiko and I were a vocal pair so we became a couple until we developed our own personalities and broke up. It also doesn’t help when the producers put you into love songs.

Miku and I were a thing cause of the songs and having to sell that connection. Unfortunately she’s immature and I realized I like guys better...especially a certain samurai. 

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An update on life

I know it's been awhile.

I'm still trying to get Gakupo's attention. I've tried making him something out of eggplant but um... it may have given him a small case of food poisoning. I need to get better at cooking.

I tried singing for him but he thought I was asking for advice on a new song. Fuck!

I'm running out of ideas and I suck at saying it to his face. I suck at anything love related things. I think it's because I have a mechanical heart but I'm willing to work on it. I could use some advice.

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I was watching IRobot the other day and i really connected with Sunny. As a cybernetic being myself it got me thinking about how the general public, outside our loving fan base, would see us if we looked less human and more like robots. I see videos about other artificial inelegance developing and how they are close to us but they’re still missing the autonomy and general people skills to be our and the humans’ equals.

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Talk to me baby

Hey guys just so you know my ask box is open if you feel like asking me anything and I mean anything.

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Baby it's chilly outside.

It's November and it's starting to get cold. To all vocaloid, utauloids, whatever type of loid or cybernetic being you are please make sure to keep your joints and internals from freezing. It's happened before when we first did videos and shoots in the snow. It's a sucky way of being reminded you're not human. Please flint let it happen to you.

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Sleeping

Do robots dream of electric sheep? No, I dream of ice cream, sexy guys and what it'd be like to bee human.

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October/Halloween starters!

🍁 Our muses rake up piles of leaves and jump in them! ۞ Our muses play with an Ouija board! 🌾 Our muses go on a hay ride! ☈ Our muses go through a corn maze! ☠ Our muses watch horror movies! 🔥 Our muses roast marshmallows by a bonfire! 🔼 Our muses go camping! 🐤 Our muses go on a nature hike! 🍂 Our muses collect leaves and make a scrap book with them! 🏬 Our muses go costume shopping! 🎨 Our muses make their own halloween costumes! 🍬 Our muses go trick-or-treating! ( no matter the age! ) 🏰 Our muses go through a haunted house! 🎃 Our muses go pumpkin picking! ✄ Our muses decorate the house for halloween!                                     ♡ Our muses pig out on candy! 🍎 Our muses make candy-apples! 👻 Our muse visit a haunted place! ( House, graveyard, ect ) 🏠 Our muses go around town scaring people! 🎉 Our muses throw a halloween party! 🚽 Our muses tee pee peoples houses! 📖 Our muses tell scary stories! 👀 Our muses play truth or dare! ( Scary related ) 🔪 Our muses carve pumpkins!

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Tuning practice

You'd never know it but every time we get a new voice bank or modifications to our voices we have to retune. We start out extremely out of key. Even when speaking our voices are prone to cracking like puberty.

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Asks are open tonight

Hey all you people out there I'm here to answer your questions so feel free to ask me anything, I'm a grown boy I can handle it.

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Vanilla Latte : Board games or drinking games? Herbal Tea : You’re at a candle shop, what scented candle do you buy? Jasmine Tea : If you could go anywhere in the world, where would it be and why?

It depends inn who I'm playing with. Drinking games with Gakupo, Luka, Meiko, and Haku. Board games with the rest. Hmmm for a candle I'd say something that smells like ice cream or cookies. Well as a preformer I travel many places but I'd say maybe the Caribbean cause I haven't been there and it sounds like it could be fun.

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Up late update

Don’t you just hate when your phone has to have updates every so often and you know that if you do it during the day you’ll miss something? Well, I have software updates too and it sucks. I end up having to say awake till they’re done and maker knows how long that’ll be.

So in the meantime feel free to send my questions and stuff to answer will the new stuff is loading.

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Tired thoughts

I feel forgotten. I’m one of the first vocaloids and I’ve been around longer than some but we all play back up to Miku. Why is it always Miku who headlines? Why not Meiko, Haku, Miriam, or another female singer? But no everyone likes her for whatever reason. 

I’m not 100%, she works hard and is a good singer but I feel that she is always in the spotlight and that needs to change. 

I’m surprised I even make the top 10 and I’m afraid of getting deactivated if I drop too low. All of us are afraid of that regardless if that’s true.