SOLDIER BOY.

[icedcoffecunt]

— Independent and selective portrayal of Soldier Boy from The Boys. This is a MDNI blog. Selective replies. 21+ writer. Possible triggers ahead.

[icedcoffecunt]

wait, what is this? What have I stumbled upon?

My ass.

[icedcoffecunt]

Miss me, fuckers?

[icedcoffecunt]

What’s up, you ugly motherfuckers?

[69bullets1taco]

They were visited by the coke fairy. Did soldier boy get his 69 wishes? 

[icedcoffecunt]

The coke fairy got snorted however he took all of the coke after that. So now, they are set for 75 1/2 years.

All 69 wishes! Including Aunt Mae from 2002.

[69bullets1taco]

He’s going to make a such a great uncle Ben to Peter! Deadpool just knows it. He’ll teach him responsibility for coke.

Also would @madmanofthemultiverse like a chocolate chip and Coke cookie?

[madmanofthemultiverse]

He’s personally frightened to touch or eat anything cooked in this apartment. But thanks for the offer.

Hey, hey— do NOT coke up the spider kid!

[69bullets1taco]

It’s a special recipe from the guy behind the library. Very trustworthy he spoke in riddles though.

Don’t worry! He’ll take good care of everyone. He watched nanny McPhee once.

[icedcoffecunt]

Grandma Strange will be in excellent, caressing hands… Ben snorts another line of fairy dust as he offers Strange a peanut butter and crack sandwich. “Try this instead. The red condom over there made it and put love in it. Very special ingredient. Can’t get it anywhere else.”

@madmanofthemultiverse @69bullets1taco

[icedcoffecunt]

What’s up, you ugly motherfuckers?

[69bullets1taco]

They were visited by the coke fairy. Did soldier boy get his 69 wishes? 

[icedcoffecunt]

The coke fairy got snorted however he took all of the coke after that. So now, they are set for 75 1/2 years.

All 69 wishes! Including Aunt Mae from 2002.

[69bullets1taco]

He’s going to make a such a great uncle Ben to Peter! Deadpool just knows it. He’ll teach him responsibility for coke.

Also would @madmanofthemultiverse like a chocolate chip and Coke cookie?

[icedcoffecunt]

@madmanofthemultiverse He can come over any time, with the exception of 2:00 PM - 4:00 PM. The nursing home will be doing a tour of his family jewels. Please do not enter, he doesn’t swing that way.

Unless grandma Strange wants to come, she can come over and over again.

[icedcoffecunt]

What’s up, you ugly motherfuckers?

[69bullets1taco]

They were visited by the coke fairy. Did soldier boy get his 69 wishes? 

[icedcoffecunt]

The coke fairy got snorted however he took all of the coke after that. So now, they are set for 75 1/2 years.

All 69 wishes! Including Aunt Mae from 2002.

[icedcoffecunt]

WHEN will u learn to roll a blunt? the one i saw u smokin looked like a bag of tea wrapped in toilet paper that theater kids use as prompts. Learn to roll, u are old enough by now, like pls.

How about you gargle my ballsack? Are you smart enough to understand that?

[icedcoffecunt]

What’s up, you ugly motherfuckers?

[icedcoffecunt]

Rise and shine, fuckers.

[icedcoffecunt]

can i come to the milk party — @burnt-rubber-riot

Fuck you. Who told you we have them? Was it that corn dog fucker?

[vcujensen]

Mindstorm's Hideout | The Boys 3x07

[icedcoffecunt]

What’s up, cum guzzlers? Miss me?

[69bullets1taco]

He had like fifty orgasms and is pregnant now.

[icedcoffecunt]

Pats him on the back and says, “You’re a weird motherfucker. It’s okay… aunt Mae is pregnant too.”

[icedcoffecunt]

What’s up, cum guzzlers? Miss me?

[icedcoffecunt]

Good afternoon, fuckers.

[69bullets1taco]

He found this cool decor and he’s bringing it to the apartment!

[icedcoffecunt]

Can he snort coke on it?

[madmanofthemultiverse]

There is an emergency in 2002 and I have to go back asap

“Really…? You really think I’d fall for this?”

Yeah. He knows it’s @icedcoffecunt.

[icedcoffecunt]

“Figured it was worth the shot. Come on, buddy. What will it take? Do you want her for yourself or something?”

[icedcoffecunt]

He’s got benergy.