Strange

What’s up, you ugly motherfuckers?

They were visited by the coke fairy. Did soldier boy get his 69 wishes?

The coke fairy got snorted however he took all of the coke after that. So now, they are set for 75 1/2 years.

All 69 wishes! Including Aunt Mae from 2002.

He’s going to make a such a great uncle Ben to Peter! Deadpool just knows it. He’ll teach him responsibility for coke.

Also would @madmanofthemultiverse like a chocolate chip and Coke cookie?

He’s personally frightened to touch or eat anything cooked in this apartment. But thanks for the offer.

Hey, hey— do NOT coke up the spider kid!

It’s a special recipe from the guy behind the library. Very trustworthy he spoke in riddles though.

Don’t worry! He’ll take good care of everyone. He watched nanny McPhee once.

Grandma Strange will be in excellent, caressing hands… Ben snorts another line of fairy dust as he offers Strange a peanut butter and crack sandwich. “Try this instead. The red condom over there made it and put love in it. Very special ingredient. Can’t get it anywhere else.”

@madmanofthemultiverse @69bullets1taco

#crack rp #craigslist roomies

Slowly, very hesitantly takes it.

“Let me guess. Crack, based on what’s all over your face.”

He examines it before shrugging.

“Fine. But one condition. You didn’t touch my time stone.”

Farts

Feels his cape flap (not of its own will) before wilting around him. Yeah, he smelled that, too.

“Excuse me, dude, but what the hell are you eating?”

#dr strange #stephen strange

What’s up, you ugly motherfuckers?

They were visited by the coke fairy. Did soldier boy get his 69 wishes?

The coke fairy got snorted however he took all of the coke after that. So now, they are set for 75 1/2 years.

All 69 wishes! Including Aunt Mae from 2002.

He’s going to make a such a great uncle Ben to Peter! Deadpool just knows it. He’ll teach him responsibility for coke.

Also would @madmanofthemultiverse like a chocolate chip and Coke cookie?

@madmanofthemultiverse He can come over any time, with the exception of 2:00 PM - 4:00 PM. The nursing home will be doing a tour of his family jewels. Please do not enter, he doesn’t swing that way.

Unless grandma Strange wants to come, she can come over and over again.

#writing on tumblr #stephen strange #craigslist roomies

…

“I am so disturbed by you. I don’t even want to ask where it’s been NOR would grandma Strange be allowed within ten feet of you.”

@icedcoffecunt

What’s up, you ugly motherfuckers?

They were visited by the coke fairy. Did soldier boy get his 69 wishes?

The coke fairy got snorted however he took all of the coke after that. So now, they are set for 75 1/2 years.

All 69 wishes! Including Aunt Mae from 2002.

He’s going to make a such a great uncle Ben to Peter! Deadpool just knows it. He’ll teach him responsibility for coke.

Also would @madmanofthemultiverse like a chocolate chip and Coke cookie?

#soldier boy #the boys #writing on tumblr #deadpool #craigslist roomies

He’s personally frightened to touch or eat anything cooked in this apartment. But thanks for the offer.

Hey, hey— do NOT coke up the spider kid!

What’s up, you ugly motherfuckers?

They were visited by the coke fairy. Did soldier boy get his 69 wishes?

The coke fairy got snorted however he took all of the coke after that. So now, they are set for 75 1/2 years.

All 69 wishes! Including Aunt Mae from 2002.

#writing on tumblr #crack rp

To whoever presides over space and time (yeah, hi sorcerer supreme and all forces):

he didn’t do this.

Or maybe he can just make this guy jump hoops through portals all around the apartment. Sounds like free and easy entertainment.

#dr strange #stephen strange #mcu rp #doctor strange #crack rp

There is an emergency in 2002 and I have to go back asap

“Really…? You really think I’d fall for this?”

Yeah. He knows it’s @icedcoffecunt.

“Figured it was worth the shot. Come on, buddy. What will it take? Do you want her for yourself or something?”

#dr strange #stephen strange #doctor strange #mcu rp

“Do I look like I’m into diddling the Greatest Generation?”

Here’s an idea… he sighs for theatrics and raises his hands.

“Alright… I give in. Ready to time travel, bud?”

Up comes a portal as he circles his hand. Little does he know… it’s leading right to the Dark Dimension. Dormammu would absolutely despise this guy.

There is an emergency in 2002 and I have to go back asap

“Really…? You really think I’d fall for this?”

Yeah. He knows it’s @icedcoffecunt.

#dr strange #stephen strange #doctor strange #mcu rp #strange answers

marvelouttakes

Doing normal human in small town things with @scarletrunes… she doesn’t like Jenga by the way.

How do you keep winning!!?!

It is fair! You're cheating, somehow.

Hands. Up. Fingers wiggling.

“No cheating. All is fair in love and war.”

She rolled her eyes, though she couldn't fight a small smile tugging at her mouth. "I know magic exists, you know."

#dr strange #mcu rp #au rp #wanda maximoff #strangeisms

“Oh, I know. But when have you ever seen me do that without the—,” he waved his hands as if he were about to conjure a shield or portal from his fingertips.

marvelouttakes

Doing normal human in small town things with @scarletrunes… she doesn’t like Jenga by the way.

How do you keep winning!!?!

It is fair! You're cheating, somehow.

#wanda maximoff #dr strange #mcu rp #au rp

Hands. Up. Fingers wiggling.

“No cheating. All is fair in love and war.”

marvelouttakes

#wanda maximoff #dr strange #mcu rp #au rp

Doing normal human in small town things with @scarletrunes… she doesn’t like Jenga by the way.

No. No. No.

FUCK no.

“Picture this he’s a dying patient, and the only way you can save him is by letting my great friend, Soldier Boy, go back in time and have a romantic night with 2002 Aunt Mae. Wouldn’t you want to help save that patient, Doctor?”

“Here’s where you’re wrong: he’s not dying, and if he did it’d be his fault because have you seen the shit ton of crack he snorts? And… no. Not really.”

“Listen, just let me have one night with Aunt Mae. I’ll be the only Green Goblin she will ever need. We can even go back further to tell Peter Parker I’m his real uncle Ben.”

#dr strange #stephen strange #soldier boy #the boys #writing on tumblr #crack rp

“How are you still alive after the mountain of cocaine you had for breakfast? Listen, Coke and Cardiac Arrest Jr., I’m not risking the time-space continuum for THIS. Go whack off in a corner.”

“When will that fucker Harry Potter with a cape (he means Dr. Strange) send me back to 2002? There can only be one Ben and Aunt Mae needs a good… time.”

#soldier boy #the boys #dr strange #stephen strange #doctor strange

Just sighs from somewhere deep within the very first cell of his existence.

“How many times do I have to tell you the Time Stone isn’t going to be used so you can DIDDLE SPIDER-MAN’S AUNT?”

“I thought you hated me, to be honest.” — @madmanofthemultiverse

She hums as she tends to her garden, snipping roses to make a bouquet.

" On the contrary, I assumed it was you who hated me."

His fingertips trail the petals of the roses still within the brush, absorbing whether this is real or yet another illusion.

“Touché. You’d have every reason, but I’m not here to berate you or even hash out sensitive topics again. The Darkhold is gone, America is safe, and you… well, I had to check. It isn’t like we weren’t ever friends, Wanda. Allies at the very least.”

@scarletrunes

She clipped a final rose, dropped it into her basket and turned to face him. Her expression solemn and scarily serious. "They are real. Everything you see before you is real, and not a reality that I made real," she muttered, "with magic anyway. I did grow them myself." She fell silent as her gaze landed on the basket, "I'm okay," it was a lie. She was not okay. She would never again be okay, but she was stable at the very least.

His jaw became fixed tightly as he turned his gaze back toward the roses and let his hand drop to his side. He knew she’d never be the same after the loss, even if it was all a created instance of happiness in another universe.

“I was thinking about your earlier suggestion… I have things to make right, too.”

His hands came up toward his chest, fingers poised at the now empty Eye of Agamotto. Had he had the time stone, it would’ve been at least feasible to travel anywhere but the present.

“How do we do it..? I’m serious.”

She had not expected that answer, or rather not so soon. She contemplated for a moment how this would work.

"This would be more easily accomplished with the time stone, or even America. But I believe if we combined our power, the sorcerer supreme and the scarlet witch? We may just be able to turn back the clock to the 80s. We would need to be in Indiana already, probably with something authentic to the time period- even inside a building..."

She stopped for a moment as she thought.

"Have you researched the town at all?"

“Between Wong interrupting me for lunch… somewhat.”

Somewhat meant barely, yet he knew enough. Small town, plagued by what he could only surmise was a demon of some kind. Nonetheless, this was his apology for their conflict. She wanted to help, and he wouldn’t let her go alone.

“If worse comes to worse, this could be counted as extracurricular for America’s training.”

She let out a breath, deep in thought. "What if it puts America in danger?" She asked, raising a brow. "I know it sounds crazy but all things considered.. I wouldn't forgive myself putitng her in harms way," the again of it all left unvoiced.

"A lot of the information is kept hush hush, but I guarantee S.H.I.E.L.D knows something, and if they don't......Hydra would."

It took him a second, but his features became stern as he lifted a single finger.

“… No. You and I both know that’s not worth it. We’ll figure something out. Step one, getting to the epicenter.”

He held one hand out in front of him, using the hand with the sling ring to draw out a portal.

“After you.”

She was anything but surprised at his reply as she eyed him and the portal for a moment before stepping through. Her eyes scanned the area, a different time as well. She looked down at her attire and then turned to look at Stephen's. "I think we will need a much different attire to not draw attention, as well as a backstory. Don't you?" She asked as she disguised her accent with the much more inconspicuous American accent over the usual Sokovian accent.

#wanda maximoff #stephen strange #crossover rp #dr strange

“You mean people don’t walk around in capes with massive amulets hanging from their necks?”

He glanced down at his wardrobe and then reached for his cleanly shaven chin in thought.

“Can’t wear my usual stuff before, you know… sorcerer supreme status either. Alright, here’s the story. I’m just a physician coming into town upon a new assignment. We’re just finding a place to settle in. Deal?”

He closed the portal after stepping through. Wong would probably give him hell for this later.

No. No. No.

FUCK no.