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@madmanofthemultiverse
They really should put the warnings before this spell
â sorcerer supreme. guardian of reality and time. 21+ selective roleplay.
Hypothetically would I have two Aunt Maeâs if we went in time twice?
donât tell him about the multiverse, strangeâ
âNope. Not at all. Weâre all just one version of ourselves existing. Youâre welcome.â
Whatâs up, you ugly motherfuckers?
They were visited by the coke fairy. Did soldier boy get his 69 wishes? ďżź
The coke fairy got snorted however he took all of the coke after that. So now, they are set for 75 1/2 years.
All 69 wishes! Including Aunt Mae from 2002.
Heâs going to make a such a great uncle Ben to Peter! Deadpool just knows it. Heâll teach him responsibility for coke.
Also would @madmanofthemultiverse like a chocolate chip and Coke cookie?
Heâs personally frightened to touch or eat anything cooked in this apartment. But thanks for the offer.
Hey, heyâ do NOT coke up the spider kid!
Itâs a special recipe from the guy behind the library. Very trustworthy he spoke in riddles though.
Donât worry! Heâll take good care of everyone. He watched nanny McPhee once.
Grandma Strange will be in excellent, caressing hands⌠Ben snorts another line of fairy dust as he offers Strange a peanut butter and crack sandwich. âTry this instead. The red condom over there made it and put love in it. Very special ingredient. Canât get it anywhere else.â
@madmanofthemultiverse @69bullets1taco
Slowly, very hesitantly takes it.
âLet me guess. Crack, based on whatâs all over your face.â
He examines it before shrugging.
âFine. But one condition. You didnât touch my time stone.â
Farts
Feels his cape flap (not of its own will) before wilting around him. Yeah, he smelled that, too.
âExcuse me, dude, but what the hell are you eating?â
Whatâs up, you ugly motherfuckers?
They were visited by the coke fairy. Did soldier boy get his 69 wishes? ďżź
The coke fairy got snorted however he took all of the coke after that. So now, they are set for 75 1/2 years.
All 69 wishes! Including Aunt Mae from 2002.
Heâs going to make a such a great uncle Ben to Peter! Deadpool just knows it. Heâll teach him responsibility for coke.
Also would @madmanofthemultiverse like a chocolate chip and Coke cookie?
@madmanofthemultiverse He can come over any time, with the exception of 2:00 PM - 4:00 PM. The nursing home will be doing a tour of his family jewels. Please do not enter, he doesnât swing that way.
Unless grandma Strange wants to come, she can come over and over again.
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âI am so disturbed by you. I donât even want to ask where itâs been NOR would grandma Strange be allowed within ten feet of you.â
@icedcoffecunt
Whatâs up, you ugly motherfuckers?
They were visited by the coke fairy. Did soldier boy get his 69 wishes? ďżź
The coke fairy got snorted however he took all of the coke after that. So now, they are set for 75 1/2 years.
All 69 wishes! Including Aunt Mae from 2002.
Heâs going to make a such a great uncle Ben to Peter! Deadpool just knows it. Heâll teach him responsibility for coke.
Also would @madmanofthemultiverse like a chocolate chip and Coke cookie?
Heâs personally frightened to touch or eat anything cooked in this apartment. But thanks for the offer.
Hey, heyâ do NOT coke up the spider kid!
Whatâs up, you ugly motherfuckers?
They were visited by the coke fairy. Did soldier boy get his 69 wishes? ďżź
The coke fairy got snorted however he took all of the coke after that. So now, they are set for 75 1/2 years.
All 69 wishes! Including Aunt Mae from 2002.
To whoever presides over space and time (yeah, hi sorcerer supreme and all forces):
he didnât do this.
Or maybe he can just make this guy jump hoops through portals all around the apartment. Sounds like free and easy entertainment.
There is an emergency in 2002 and I have to go back asap
âReallyâŚ? You really think Iâd fall for this?â
Yeah. He knows itâs @icedcoffecunt.
âFigured it was worth the shot. Come on, buddy. What will it take? Do you want her for yourself or something?â
âDo I look like Iâm into diddling the Greatest Generation?â
Hereâs an idea⌠he sighs for theatrics and raises his hands.
âAlright⌠I give in. Ready to time travel, bud?â
Up comes a portal as he circles his hand. Little does he know⌠itâs leading right to the Dark Dimension. Dormammu would absolutely despise this guy.
There is an emergency in 2002 and I have to go back asap
âReallyâŚ? You really think Iâd fall for this?â
Yeah. He knows itâs @icedcoffecunt.
Doing normal human in small town things with @scarletrunes⌠she doesnât like Jenga by the way.
How do you keep winning!!?!
It is fair! You're cheating, somehow.
Hands. Up. Fingers wiggling.
âNo cheating. All is fair in love and war.â
She rolled her eyes, though she couldn't fight a small smile tugging at her mouth. "I know magic exists, you know."
âOh, I know. But when have you ever seen me do that without theâ,â he waved his hands as if he were about to conjure a shield or portal from his fingertips.
Doing normal human in small town things with @scarletrunes⌠she doesnât like Jenga by the way.
How do you keep winning!!?!
It is fair! You're cheating, somehow.
Hands. Up. Fingers wiggling.
âNo cheating. All is fair in love and war.â
Doing normal human in small town things with @scarletrunes⌠she doesnât like Jenga by the way.
No. No. No.
FUCK no.
âPicture this heâs a dying patient, and the only way you can save him is by letting my great friend, Soldier Boy, go back in time and have a romantic night with 2002 Aunt Mae. Wouldnât you want to help save that patient, Doctor?â
âHereâs where youâre wrong: heâs not dying, and if he did itâd be his fault because have you seen the shit ton of crack he snorts? And⌠no. Not really.â
âListen, just let me have one night with Aunt Mae. Iâll be the only Green Goblin she will ever need. We can even go back further to tell Peter Parker Iâm his real uncle Ben.â
âHow are you still alive after the mountain of cocaine you had for breakfast? Listen, Coke and Cardiac Arrest Jr., Iâm not risking the time-space continuum for THIS. Go whack off in a corner.â
âWhen will that fucker Harry Potter with a cape (he means Dr. Strange) send me back to 2002? There can only be one Ben and Aunt Mae needs a good⌠time.â
Just sighs from somewhere deep within the very first cell of his existence.
âHow many times do I have to tell you the Time Stone isnât going to be used so you can DIDDLE SPIDER-MANâS AUNT?â
âI thought you hated me, to be honest.â â @madmanofthemultiverse
She hums as she tends to her garden, snipping roses to make a bouquet.
" On the contrary, I assumed it was you who hated me."
His fingertips trail the petals of the roses still within the brush, absorbing whether this is real or yet another illusion.
âTouchĂŠ. Youâd have every reason, but Iâm not here to berate you or even hash out sensitive topics again. The Darkhold is gone, America is safe, and you⌠well, I had to check. It isnât like we werenât ever friends, Wanda. Allies at the very least.â
@scarletrunes
She clipped a final rose, dropped it into her basket and turned to face him. Her expression solemn and scarily serious. "They are real. Everything you see before you is real, and not a reality that I made real," she muttered, "with magic anyway. I did grow them myself." She fell silent as her gaze landed on the basket, "I'm okay," it was a lie. She was not okay. She would never again be okay, but she was stable at the very least.
His jaw became fixed tightly as he turned his gaze back toward the roses and let his hand drop to his side. He knew sheâd never be the same after the loss, even if it was all a created instance of happiness in another universe.
âI was thinking about your earlier suggestion⌠I have things to make right, too.â
His hands came up toward his chest, fingers poised at the now empty Eye of Agamotto. Had he had the time stone, it wouldâve been at least feasible to travel anywhere but the present.
âHow do we do it..? Iâm serious.â
She had not expected that answer, or rather not so soon. She contemplated for a moment how this would work.
"This would be more easily accomplished with the time stone, or even America. But I believe if we combined our power, the sorcerer supreme and the scarlet witch? We may just be able to turn back the clock to the 80s. We would need to be in Indiana already, probably with something authentic to the time period- even inside a building..."
She stopped for a moment as she thought.
"Have you researched the town at all?"
âBetween Wong interrupting me for lunch⌠somewhat.â
Somewhat meant barely, yet he knew enough. Small town, plagued by what he could only surmise was a demon of some kind. Nonetheless, this was his apology for their conflict. She wanted to help, and he wouldnât let her go alone.
âIf worse comes to worse, this could be counted as extracurricular for Americaâs training.â
She let out a breath, deep in thought. "What if it puts America in danger?" She asked, raising a brow. "I know it sounds crazy but all things considered.. I wouldn't forgive myself putitng her in harms way," the again of it all left unvoiced.
"A lot of the information is kept hush hush, but I guarantee S.H.I.E.L.D knows something, and if they don't......Hydra would."
It took him a second, but his features became stern as he lifted a single finger.
â⌠No. You and I both know thatâs not worth it. Weâll figure something out. Step one, getting to the epicenter.â
He held one hand out in front of him, using the hand with the sling ring to draw out a portal.
âAfter you.â
She was anything but surprised at his reply as she eyed him and the portal for a moment before stepping through. Her eyes scanned the area, a different time as well. She looked down at her attire and then turned to look at Stephen's. "I think we will need a much different attire to not draw attention, as well as a backstory. Don't you?" She asked as she disguised her accent with the much more inconspicuous American accent over the usual Sokovian accent.
âYou mean people donât walk around in capes with massive amulets hanging from their necks?â
He glanced down at his wardrobe and then reached for his cleanly shaven chin in thought.
âCanât wear my usual stuff before, you know⌠sorcerer supreme status either. Alright, hereâs the story. Iâm just a physician coming into town upon a new assignment. Weâre just finding a place to settle in. Deal?â
He closed the portal after stepping through. Wong would probably give him hell for this later.
No. No. No.
FUCK no.
âPicture this heâs a dying patient, and the only way you can save him is by letting my great friend, Soldier Boy, go back in time and have a romantic night with 2002 Aunt Mae. Wouldnât you want to help save that patient, Doctor?â
âHereâs where youâre wrong: heâs not dying, and if he did itâd be his fault because have you seen the shit ton of crack he snorts? And⌠no. Not really.â