Just A Dad Who Loves His Iced Coffee

Brian. 25. I run Cher's twitter.

[heart-of-a-jedi]

Never has a quote been more relevant or accurate

[tchaikovskaya]

why am i nostalgic for my teenage years bitch i didnt even have fun !!!

[ilovedookie]

Yeah but your back didn’t hurt

[tchaikovskaya]

[gayerluke]

security question: what was the last name of your first grade teacher?

my first grade teacher hacking my bank account: i’m in

[wolfvalkyrie-blog]

why is this so fucking funny 

[ethernalium]

foe: *dies*

final fantasy characters:

[jakemorph]

those little rubber balls that old mechanical computer mouses use to have in them are now viable potion ingredients

[jakemorph]

*making an inviisbility brew* O Eye of Newt and Ball of Mouse……

[dimetrodone]

Hot take: on a scale of nerd vs jock, LARPing is a more jockish activity then fantasy football.

[dimetrodone]

LARPing: people going outside and being physically active, requires working as a team with people

Fantasy Football: poindexters on the computer, playing with stats 

[dimetrodone]

[quaculaarchive]

*sigh* *releases toxic spores*

[skimble-shanks-the-railway-cat]

[blujayonthewing]

[sevdolo]

[tricksythieves]

Dunno if bobbing the teabag actually helps the tea steep faster but it sure is fun to feel a part of something

[abdulraveman]

[yassmines]

im losing my mind….shes jus a lil baby…

[hisokasquiveringdick]

[ryangoslingofficial-deactivated]

“Koko, the gorilla famous for knowing sign language, was asked where gorillas go after death, she responded by signing “Comfortable hole, bye.”“

[ryangoslingofficial-deactivated]

“Comfortable hole, bye “

[cat-memes-only]

[konoko]

[rebelwhodoesntknow]

Me in the span of approximately two seconds

[konoko]

[rebelwhodoesntknow]

Me in the span of approximately two seconds

[flannelsandjeans-deactivated202]

Buffets are PVP enabled areas

[flannelsandjeans-deactivated202]

Just saw a lady pour chili onto her pizza

[pokeyscrypt]

Enchanting her weapon