lord, what fools these mortals be

I am loki, son of none. Please-- test me. { ind. sel. loki friggjarson }

[femme-and-furious]

i’m here, i’m queer, sorry i’m late i overslept

[icedminxwithadashofwit]

How the hell had you came up with Loki/Sansa and Loki/Aragorn It's just... Wow, why hadn't I thought of those? (Unless of course this is a joke. It's not, right?)

[ @nightmarecrypie: i blame @aloneinmycage for the wonderful surprise of a ship that is loki/sansa ( it's actually so fitting bc my otp for sansa was already pretty little bird/manipulative and attractive bastard of an older gentleman tbh ) and i blame @iamthexweapon for accidentally making me ship aragorn and elfki but i'm not sorry and i still need it in my life. ]

[icedminxwithadashofwit]

[ things I need (more of) in my life: >hellfrost (loki/lucifer) >frosted flower ( loki/rose tyler) >loki/sansa >loki/aragorn >gammafrost (loki/bruce) >thorki >loki/amora >frostiron >lokicest >some more unusual/obscure ships tbh ]

[icedminxwithadashofwit]

[ wandering back on here as I wait impatiently to get some notice about a possible job orientation today. who wants me (in their inbox or for small stuff)? ]

[icedminxwithadashofwit]

"Slower." He says it softly, barely above whispering just because he can and he knows Loki will. "Move slower." Watching Loki is watching a dance, something beautiful and bewildering and Bruce can't help himself, can't get enough. - gammagreen

The trickster slows almost before he can think, his obedience a strange and automated response. This priviledge is reserved for his scientist alone. The kiss placed to his elbow preceeds a torturous downward trail. Obedient perhaps he is, but always willing to test his lover's tight boundaries.

[icedminxwithadashofwit]

drxnkscience

    “What? Come to gloat, beast?”

[fromhiddleswithlove]

[wholetjackdrive]

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Do I Wanna Know? - Arctic Monkeys/Vitamin String Quartet; The left ear is the official studio version by Arctic Monkeys, while the right ear is the official studio cover by the Vitamin String Quartet.

Listen to more of my stuff here.

Download it here.

[vitaminstringquartet]

Wow, guys, this one is really fun to listen to. 

[lokiwholockfactory]

So my ears are having an orgasm…

Let’s ensure that we go all the way…

Adding pics that will ensure that OPERATION: DESTROY JOTUNHEIM IN ACCOMPANIMENT OF THIS SONG WILL PUSH THROUGH —

Just

Imagine

Him

Walking

To This

Motherfucking

Sexy

Song

[decoris-onos-deactivated2014071]

———You did, but I wasn’t being serious. Of course, if you insist, I’m certainly not going to turn it down. Who knows? Perhaps I’ll feel the need to repay you in kind. [laughs] Your teasing can be quite cruel, but let you do your job of being a minxy god, but if you misbehave too much, well, let’s just say I’m holding something over you that will no doubt, get your undivided attention.

[icedminxwithadashofwit]

   -------Were you not? Then I should retract my promise. My mischief is spreading, it seems. But then, if you plan on returning the favor, I might yet be obliged once more. [ah, but he's missed this] Oh? And what is this you would be holding over me for my heinous actions, my Lady?

[direwaif]

         ”—— Yes I did and it’s nowhere near amusing. Scaring people is quite cruel.”

[icedminxwithadashofwit]

            "------ Shall I apologize then,                                or shall I promise not to eat you later?"

[direwaif]

         ”——You’re awful.”

[icedminxwithadashofwit]

       "---- And you really thought I was going to eat you."

[decoris-onos-deactivated2014071]

            ——— I can’t believe you still remember that. You do realize you’re not obligated to do such right my love? Also, I’m certain the young red-head is quite harmless so no scaring her to death because I know you, you little minx.

[icedminxwithadashofwit]

           -------I am a god. Of course I remember. Come, I made you a promise, love. Should I not keep it? And just a little? I won't eat her, I swear it, only tease her a bit.

[decoris-onos-deactivated2014071]

Drogon pls. LMFAO To be honest, I’d love for you to eat me.

[icedminxwithadashofwit]

Well, I did make you a promise, didn't I, my Lady?

[captainspangly]

✧

"I have arrived. You get your frosty ass over here and love me. It’s been far too long." 

[captainspangly]

"Only if these lessons are being given with your pants off." Tony says with a smirk, his hands slipping around the other’s waist to draw him closer. "I’m more interested in learning when you’re naked, handsome." 

[icedminxwithadashofwit]

"That could be arranged." Loki returns into the warm crook of his other’s neck, a tiny smirk of his own blossoming on his lips. He allows Tony to draw him closer, draping his own arms over the inventor’s shoulders and returning his mouth to attend his lover’s. "Although I doubt my teachings will be able to keep your attention."

[captainspangly]

✧

"I have arrived. You get your frosty ass over here and love me. It’s been far too long." 

[captainspangly]

"When have you ever known me to ask nicely, love." He whispers against the other’s lips. "If you didn’t leave me unsupervised for copious amounts of time, I might be more polite." 

[icedminxwithadashofwit]

"When have you ever known me to answer willingly when you did?" He teases and moves elegant fingers to cup the engineer's face, tilting his head up slightly and catching his lips for another probing kiss. "Are you asking your god for a lesson in manners? How unlike you, love."

[captainspangly]

✧

"I have arrived. You get your frosty ass over here and love me. It’s been far too long." 

[icedminxwithadashofwit]

"You could ask nicely, mine."

[roarmoreau]