C.M.

writing and coffee enthusiast. 18

[i-am-a-fish]

nervous

[cattt420-deactivated20200729]

GET OUT BEFORE I MAKE YOU GET OUT

[i-am-a-fish]

more nervous than before

[ghostly-ghouls]

Hey, don’t worry Fish! Just come on out when you’re ready.. And when you do I can supply hugs and sweets UwU

[i-am-a-fish]

less nervous (back to original state of nervousness)

[lifescrewsallofus-deactivated20]

We’re here for you fish! You can come out whenever you feel safe to, okay? We love you very very much!!

[i-am-a-fish]

coming out

[waxydoll]

g… go back in

[i-am-a-fish]

coming out more

[dimabilan]

so i work at a retirement home and one of the residents heard me saying “mood” all the time and she asked what it meant and now she won’t stop saying it

another resident fell over and she was just like “mood”

[taeshik]

taehyung & photoshoots

[mjalti]

The idea that a mermaid would give up the entire whole oceans and eternal life for a human man is propaganda

[mershelle9]

Yo have you SEEN the terrifying shit the deep sea’s got??

[mjalti]

u ever get a text from a man at 2 am?

[sargentsgf]

look i don’t know anything about the olympics but…

…mood.

[storyop1]

[lgbtsoundsystem]

are you fucking kidding me

[the-skeleton-queen]

its him

its mash potato

[broart13]

XO

[vaureos-inactive-deactivated202]

universities be like: Ha ha yes, we totally c$are abou$t you$r Educa$tion!! our $tudent’s learning is our numb$er one pri$ority :$)

[taeguks]

taekook whispers 👀

[fearnotthepen]

I don’t understand why books have shifted from having summaries on the back of the covers to having one-line reviews.

Seriously though. I want to know what the book is about. Not that someone from the Evening Standard thinks it’s a masterpiece. 

[lediableaquatre-deactivated2015]

I have been waiting for this post my whole life.

[kthspjm-deactivated20180405]

Jimin clenching his tiny fists for @jjilljj ♡

[minyoongislaysme]

gay culture 

[bangtanbstuff]

like or reblog

[regularlesbian]

cardi b is short for cardiovascular bronchitis

[rayb1rd]

Kicked out of the Garden of Eden

Eve:

[floozys-deactivated20180908]

i can’t believe that shrek started out as a film making fun of disney’s capitalistic crap and then three sequels, two holiday specials, one spinoff, one musical and unlimited amount of merch later became the very thing that inspired it’s originally satirical existence… you either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain

[icedtealouiss]

Police man: What are your names?

Taehyung: Don't tell him Jungkook

Police man, writing down: Jungkook, and?

Jungkook: Fucking damn it Taehyung

[icedtealouiss]

graphic designer: sure, i'd love to design a logo for you guys! to start out, what font do you want?

irish pub owner: you know exactly what font i want.