Quench

cant reach the top shelf and doesnt use punctuation hello everyone its korissa

[grapeflavoredmutiny-orphaned]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

a friend of mine gifted the cutest 6U fic to me and i am desperate for  you all to see it omg omg omg 

[valtsv]

i’m sure i’ve missed a few things, but i can’t stand to look at it any longer. i present to you: the good, the bad, and the ugly of tumblr throughout the decade

[showerthoughtsofficial]

In pop culture, slackers are portrayed as playing guitar, but learning to play any instrument requires a lot of commitment and attention, the opposite of what a slacker stands for.

[regicide1997]

*psst* It’s the fact that capitalism doesn’t value artistic ability if it can’t turn a profit. Capitalism sees all the amateur buskers and starving artists and assumes that, since they’re barely getting by, they must not be putting in enough effort.

[mysharona1987]

[honeynuyt-deactivated20250308]

I don’t know who Megan Kelly is but I wanna piss her off

[hashtagloveloses]

dis bitch

[blackgirlsinlove]

“Verifiable fact” 😭😂

[bando--grand-scamyon]

I’d PISS ON HER tbh

[furbearingbrick]

btw Saint Nicholas, whom Santa Claus is based on, was a black guy

and we don’t know exactly what jesus looked like, but here’s an artistic reconstruction of an average 20-something male from his ethnic group at the time

DOES THIS LOOK FUCKING WHITE TO YOU

[vulpinehopes]

I want this post everywhere

[klimtsonian-unofficial]

jesus was represented more or less accurately as an ethnically jewish arab man up until the reign of pope alexander vi, in the late 15th century. since he was viciously persecuting roman jews during this time, alexander wanted to make them less sympathetic to the public, and did so in part by ordering that portrayals of jesus be based off of his son, cesare borgia.

the reason “jesus is white” is because someone purposefully attempted to alter the perception of history to benefit his goal of persecuting a targeted ethnic group.

[nyokoko]

Wow, more proof the Borgias were trash.

[tealfruit]

I’m making bread

[tealfruit]

bread boys

[tealfruit]

my sons!

THEY’RE DELICIOUS

[tealfruit]

frog bread was tagged explicit. reblog the forbidden frog bread for luck and power

[bellenoel]

Tumblr when they were removed by Apple from the App Store:

Tumblr “working as quickly as possible to resolve the issue”:

Tumblr on December 18th looking for 60% of their users:

[bellenoel]

Underrated post

[klapollo]

you ever think about the fact that in the wreck it ralph universe ten years off from the movie theres probably someone posting on a forum like “does ANYONE remember the character king candy from the game sugar rush????? my local arcade used to have him but one day he stopped showing up in the roster and none of my friends remember him from their versions”

[klapollo]

someone datamines an old sugar rush console and finds nothing about king candy and everyone who frequented litwaks is deeply perturbed by their collective memory 

[thefeelofavideogame]

the entire concept of ‘going turbo’ makes basically every video game creepypasta true

[scrimblobimblobadimbo-deactivat]

wreck it ralph is secretly a movie about polybius

[tariqk]

King Candy is basically the Candle Cove of videogames.

[captain-acab]

Hi no I just read that link and that is INFINITELY more terrifying than what this post was talking about what the FUCK

[chuck-e-cheese-anime-faces]

Lol I can’t believe some of y'all still haven’t heard of candle cove

[klapollo]

you ever think about the fact that in the wreck it ralph universe ten years off from the movie theres probably someone posting on a forum like “does ANYONE remember the character king candy from the game sugar rush????? my local arcade used to have him but one day he stopped showing up in the roster and none of my friends remember him from their versions”

[klapollo]

someone datamines an old sugar rush console and finds nothing about king candy and everyone who frequented litwaks is deeply perturbed by their collective memory 

[thefeelofavideogame]

the entire concept of ‘going turbo’ makes basically every video game creepypasta true

[scrimblobimblobadimbo-deactivat]

wreck it ralph is secretly a movie about polybius

[tariqk]

King Candy is basically the Candle Cove of videogames.

[captain-acab]

Hi no I just read that link and that is INFINITELY more terrifying than what this post was talking about what the FUCK

[chuck-e-cheese-anime-faces]

Lol I can’t believe some of y'all still haven’t heard of candle cove

[memewhore]

[onceiwashere]

wolfgang amadeus mozart has been dead for 226 slutty, slutty years 

[bandmaiko]

[five-flats]

WOLFGANG AMADEUS MOZART HAS BEEN DEAD FOR EXACTLY 226 SLUTTY, SLUTTY YEARS

[crystal-jules]

Listen I love She-ra but WHERE does her fucking SWORD go when she’s not holding it? This drives me crazy?? It’s a giant-ass sword and they just don’t put it into 50% of shots and I can’t handle it

[xxravenbirbxx]

strife specibus

[l-ile]

[vladtheunfollower]

absolute madman

[maeborowski]

self portrait

[theliberalstookmydrills]

[salmon-stan-deactivated20250822]

finally, thank god

[mistydawnsizemore]

Even Jesus won’t be spared.

[yeahiwasintheshit]

no messiah nipples

[bebedollskies]

[probablybadrpgideas]

Modern Terms for Modern Stats

STK - Stronk PRK - Parkour TCC - Thiccness MEM - Memes ANX - Anxiety AES - Aesthetic

[lindzbizkit-deactivated20191222]

[electricindigomama]

This is extremely important

[bluebirdsonawire]

I feel like I missed my window to do stupid teenager things and stay out all night and jumped straight to being a 55 year old woman who would rather stay home watching tv and falling asleep at 8pm