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1 year from now you will not remember this post.

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“If you could choose a destiny for your character, what would it be?”

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one time in sixth grade this kid shouted “urethra” instead of “eureka”

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i hate wikipedia

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im coming home im coming home tell the world im coming home

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Why This Generation is the Worst Generation Ever

the millennials hit themselves in the Achilles tendon with their Razor scooters so many times that it made them all lazy and greedy and Bad.

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i love this show.

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Iceland is installing electrical columns in the form of walking iron giants.

(Source)

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You just know this going to massively screw with historians and anthropologists in the future.

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Okay, but imagine a medieval adventure fantasy where asexuals sell their services to parties who have to travel past sirens/incubi/succubi in order to fulfill their quests.

Imagine young witches and warlocks going through a final wizardry test where they have to square off against every magical creature they’ve ever learned about, and everyone is really confused as to how that one team just strolled past the sirens/incubi/succubi, and also as to why afterwards they high-fived, said “Aced it!” and then laughed for ten minutes straight.

Imagine a villain dousing a hero with a love potion and then unshackling her, expecting mindless devotion, only to have her then stab him and say “I’m aromantic, actually.”

Imagine an incubus carefully choosing a target and ending up on her couch with a tub of ice cream as she assures him that he is really good at his job and he can’t help it that he happened to pick an ace target.

Imagine an ace sailor who has to tie up his companions in the hold and sail the ship by himself whenever they encounter mermaids, and since it’s just him it’s really slow going, and he spends the entire time griping about allosexuals to the mermaids, who in turn gripe about how sick they are of having to target sailors before the sailors target them.

Imagine a love god trying to set up a pair of aro ace soulmates and putting them in increasingly romantic and/or risque situations, only to pull his hair out in frustration as they ignore or fix every situation and just become better and better friends.

Just like, fantasy asexuals, y’all.

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@icedventicaramelmacchiato us in a fantasy realm :)

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hehehe. Yep.

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A meme is an inside joke that everybody knows.

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It’s a pretty big fucking coincidence that “Alzheimers” sounds a lot like “old timers”.

Thank you, Christmas.

And no, I’m not being sarcastic.

I haven’t thought fondly of Christmas for a long time. It stopped being a time of celebration and started meaning that all my family was going to be there and tensions would be high and I’d just want it all to be over.

So, this Christmas I made the decision that I’d think more positively about it. I played Christmas songs from early December, I made a miniature Christmas tree, I made myself excited about going home (even if a major part of that was just relief about leaving the situation I had found myself in elsewhere).

And of course it didn’t last. I got really down. I had some big fights. I wondered what the point in anything was.

But I talked to my family. For the first time since my terrible experience with bullies in 2007, I talked with them about things that mattered, and they listened, and they offered advice.

I’m seeing a large amount of my family this weekend. I am taking a train to a station I’ve never been to before, changing over to another train and arriving at another unfamiliar station, then I am spending a few nights in a house where I often hear arguments, and I am so excited. I’ve not been worrying about the travelling at all (well, very little - and it’s not just because I’ve been busy). And although the situation here still isn’t excellent, I’m not just excited because I can get away from it. No, I am genuinely looking forward to spending some time with my family. With my extended family.

Things are looking up, I guess :)

#me #personal #good for once