2 miles from the lift and my left ski is GONE

Please don't overestimate me. Underestimating is fine tho go crazy with underestimating me

[mostloyalknight]

he/any, call me whatever just don't call me late for dinner

I have never had an original thought on this blog.

@knight-brainworms is my sideblog for fandom stuff (ten billion original thoughts. all at once.)

[queer-as-city-folk]

Old man, sitting in the pool steps reading his book

[queer-as-city-folk]

Artists sketch

[spacemancharisma]

UNRESTRAINED SUMMER FUN

[noknowshame]

resurrected dead wife watching her own montage: wow I looked so hot in that

[gondwana]

How it feels to say Hi

[hungwy]

Another reason why trains would be good is that most people are not good at driving

[apricops]

*trying to pitch public transportation to Americans* it’s like a legal form of texting while driving

[feldfrog]

As a kid, I wasn’t allowed to touch the hot stove with my bare hands. But now I get to do it whenever I want

[tony-the-tigers-juicy-armpit]

How quickly we forget the dangerous crow boy who’s job it is to destroy plastic

[fellshish]

i’m so glad goncharov happened pre ai slop era

[romanitas]

#weird way to describe 1973 but i guess it’s accurate

[threedollarsdotcom]

and this note from the substitute teacher that says all of you deserve 50 years in time prison, is that true

[commandersheena]

In one of my film classes last semester we had to tell a story in 3 pictures for a mini assignment so my friend and I did this

[charl0ttan]

long distance friends pets feel like celebrities because you can only be parasocial with them

[achillesinhighheels]

sorry i never replied. everyday is blending together and i'm losing sense of time

[rabbiteclair]

auto immune disorders happen when the immune system ignores regulatory factors and begins attacking healthy bodily tissues, due to what scientists refer to as "sheer love of the game"

[barstoolblues]

mozzarella and parmesan is kind of like the age gap yuri of cheese

[cognitohazardous]

no one says big mood anymore. no one even says mood. no one says anything. all thats left is a dry wind, that scours my face until i bleed

[mynorthernattitude]

they should make a sleep that feels like you’ve slept