Gadzooks The Clown

I post random stuff here + reblogs of my current hyper fixation. I do art and occasionally fanfics. he/it agere side blog: iceeagere

[iceeclaw]

Need eridians to science up a humanoid body for rocky and have them both go to the space station elevator on erid so grace can stargaze with him

[mapofyourstars]

excerpt from phm: grace picking up rocky’s sentence structure and probably cadence. to be loved is to be changed.

[peachblossom-odyssey]

Rocky bringing Grace to Erid but in his haste to get them to start working on the food problem he forgets to describe what Grace ‘looks’ like, so the Eridian scientists and doctors eager to meet the alien open the door and what lurches out is a tall long horrifically thin shape with protruding teeth crowded around a wet orifice, long limbs that bend and sway oddly tipped with creepy long fingers made of dozens of little bones, organs on full display and a squishy loud body

Pov you’re an Eridian meeting an alien for the first time

[wumbsie]

needy little rock

[wolfythewitch]

Hngr

[rotten11ileven]

Doodle John and Paul

[pussysoupforthesoul-deactivated]

Squidward clocking out of the Krusty Krab and heading to the nearest gay after hours event 

[bpdcassidy-archived-deactivated]

Come on, now, op. We all know squidward doesn’t go to the club.

He’s one of those “I’m not like other gays” gays who goes home to a bottle of wine and his obscure 50s vaudeville records, and then mopes because he can never find a boyfriend.

[calamaricarlo]

I love this website so much

[cinnamonghost]

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

I’ll never forget the fanfic space on wattpad back in 2016-2017’ish where its culture was that writers would not post their new chapters until they reached x amount of votes (kudos) and comments. I mean I’d never judge anyone for how they chose to update their fics even though I didn’t agree with them. but like. it was the entire wattpad fanfic culture back then that made most writers believe they had to set these specific numbers of votes and comments that they must reach first before they posted the next chapters. so if you were on the fanfic corner of wattpad during that time, you’d most likely have seen fics where it said in the chapter something like “50 votes and 20 comments for the next chapter!” and it was literally the norm and so normalized that I didn’t see anything weird about it back then. but looking back, years after I’ve left wattpad for ao3, yeah that culture as a whole was weird and it shaped writers into thinking that they wrote for the sake of shallow engagement instead for the joy of getting to create, it shaped writers into thinking that their fics’ worth was decided and dictated by strangers’ approval. and then tiktok became a thing and this mindset continued. not to mention how wattpad is full of ads now unless you pay the site monthly for a premium, ad-free service.

so like. man, this is why I love ao3. there’s none of these capitalism or algorithm bullshit on ao3. just writers creating out of love and passion. everybody say thank you ao3

[stahsm]

Overlock Stitch by @clothes_reetzy

[thatisuseful]

Damn, that's useful

[fluidstatick]

Finally a hand sewing tutorial on a hemline that isn't just the ladder stitch! the ladder stitch disappears when you tighten it, but it's not meant for hemlines because it breaks really easily! The overlock stitch is more stable, so it holds much longer, and it won't pucker or warp the fabric!

[funfettitoonz]

girl hawkeye!

[tansytaseis]

how it feels to be playing Character with your friend

[thejade-empress]

@tigerbeancoffee

[evandorkin]

Three small card drawings now on eBay. Bids start at $20.

https://www.ebay.com/sch/i.html?item=257589242622&rt=nc&_trksid=p4429486.m3561.l170197&_ssn=chimpanzo_rex

[toldentops]

I really want toy story explored with an adult perspective. By this, I mean that I can’t help but think of the scene from the 2nd movie where the old guy pulls out his kit and so delicately fixes woody. I know the scene ends with the sentiment that he’s restored to prime condition and is ready to be put into a museum to never be loved again, but I want a perspective where it branches from that. Where the act of restoration is the love, and the toy can continued to be loved until it needs repairs again. I want a toy story to explore the perspective of a toy that was hand-crafted by somebody to be loved, and what it means for them to know that they were created to be loved. I want a toy story where the toys continue to be loved into adulthood, that they still are needed and are important to their person, that they realize that they don’t need to fear being outgrown. I want to know what toy story would have been like if Woody did end up going to college with Andy! I want to see toy stories with adults beyond “likes toys for money” and parents of kids who have toys. As someone on twitter put it, I want to know what the concept of toy story is like for anime figurines. I want to know what toy story is like for the one person who selfships with Randy Marsh. I think I would feel seen.

[toldentops]

EXACTLY. I WANT TO KNOW !!!!!

[milawasbornconfused]

Just had a wip that barely even counted as a wip and was more “two paragraphs of a vague idea” that I refused to delete out of spite, AND THEN my brain latched onto it and I finished the whole thing in two days.

Never delete wip ideas, because deleting wips is the wip deleter

[ibisfloatingcat]

Just realized i havent posted this yet lol All of my TF2 centaur mercs, with their real coat colors for reference! All of them are inspired by real horse coats, cuz real horses are very cool.

[saltandcreamz]

A change within his eyes

[lybelulacony]

There's nothing wrong with it, i'm just ashamed💥

[joelletwo]

[ID: drawing of someone talking about explosions, stabbings, and sloppy makeouts with an evil grin, labeled *Spitballing some insane shit related to the media you're fixated to*. someone in the background gives a silent +1 like, labeled oomf from another fandom. the first person whips around to look at them, suddenly embarrassed]