so come on baby tell me are you gay?

your shallow truth fractures and distorts our self views //// if you cut me i bleed pink

[chaosinthepast]

I miss falling in love

[loveage-moondream]

[defectivegembrain]

syntacticians going on about “binding” and “chains”… like just admit you’re into bondage

[thor2]

let’s play the “how much time can i waste before i start crying about how stressed i am because im procrastinating my life away” game

[malepix]

[nelaime-deactivated20210509]

[theintrovertnation]

[official-bremen]

Du (ungebildet, ein Narr): Honig

Ich (klug, intellektuell): Bienenkotze

[striders]

catch me in target lusting after kitchenware like a 45 year old mother of three

[oukime]

[tapatiopapi]

When another gay is hired at your job

[stushiroll-deactivated20200406]

When you’re the new gay who just got hired

[dragonite-master]

When the new gay get fired for not doing thier job

[stushiroll-deactivated20200406]

When the new gay shows up after getting his job back for blowing the manager

[papa-peach-deactivated20241019]

When the district manager fires both of you, and the manager, for starting drama in addition to having inappropriate sexual relationships with management.

[meatprincess]

When you, the unmentioned fourth gay, sat there and ate your food and watched your messy coworkers get fired for starting unnecessary drama.

[adeles]

Happy Mean Girls Day (2018)! October 3rd falls on a Wednesday this year so we wear pink. Dress accordingly!

[sailormoonsub]

This is EXACTLY what Shakespeare would have wanted. I’m so glad.

[nudeydude]

[gaypeopletwitter]

[romanticalrj-old]

WHY WOULD YOU-

[exploshun]

[tan-antoni]

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