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[gothamknight06]

Tim: Why are you staring at me?

Damian: I am studying you.

Tim: That's somehow worse than the staring.

Damian: Drake, I have come to a realization.

Tim: Oh no.

Damian: Your continued survival is statistically improbable.

Tim: Wow. Thanks.

Damian: I am serious.

Tim: So am I.

Damian: You consume caffeine instead of nutrients.

Tim: Coffee is a nutrient.

Damian: It is not.

Tim: Agree to disagree.

Damian: You sleep approximately once every lunar cycle.

Tim: That's not true.

Damian: Last week I observed you asleep in a chair for fourteen minutes.

Tim: See? I sleep.

Damian: That was not sleep. That was your body temporarily surrendering.

Tim: Tomato, tomahto.

Damian: Those are the same word.

Tim: Exactly.

Damian: Your logic is a plague upon this household.

Tim: Yet here I am.

Damian: That is precisely the mystery.

Tim: Are you done?

Damian: No.

Tim: Of course not.

Damian: Yesterday I found you drinking coffee while holding a second coffee.

Tim: One was backup coffee.

Damian: Explain the third coffee.

Tim: Emergency coffee.

Damian: And the fourth?

Tim: Emotional support coffee.

Damian: Drake.

Tim: Damian.

Damian: That cannot be healthy.

Tim: Neither is fighting crime dressed as a bird.

Damian: Touché.

Tim: Thank you.

Damian: However, there is another matter.

Tim: Why does that sound threatening?

Damian: Because it is.

Tim: Great.

Damian: I have discovered your search history.

Tim: You WHAT?

Damian: I was using the Batcomputer.

Tim: That's not an explanation.

Damian: The point remains.

Tim: Why were you looking through my search history?

Damian: I was not.

Tim: Then how—

Damian: It appeared before me.

Tim: Define "appeared."

Damian: You left twelve tabs open.

Tim: Ah.

Damian: Drake, why were you searching "can a human survive entirely on coffee and spite"?

Tim: Research.

Damian: Why did you search it seventeen times?

Tim: Thorough research.

Damian: Why was one of the tabs a forum titled "I Haven't Slept Since 2018 And Here's Why"?

Tim: Community outreach.

Damian: Why did you bookmark it?

Tim: Networking.

Damian: You are impossible.

Tim: You noticed just now?

Damian: Father should take you to a physician.

Tim: The physician would just tell me to sleep.

Damian: Because you need sleep.

Tim: That's just one doctor's opinion.

Damian: Every doctor would say that.

Tim: We don't know that.

Damian: We absolutely know that.

Tim: You can't prove it.

Damian: I hate arguing with you.

Tim: That's because I'm winning.

Damian: You are not.

Tim: Agree to disagree.

Damian: Stop saying that.

Tim: Agree to disagree.

Damian: Drake.

Tim: Wayne.

Damian: We have different last names.

Tim: Not emotionally.

Damian: What does that even mean?

Tim: Nobody knows.

Damian: Sometimes I wonder if your brain functions differently from everyone else's.

Tim: It does.

Damian: That was not a compliment.

Tim: I know.

Damian: I genuinely fear what goes on inside your head.

Tim: Mostly spreadsheets.

Damian: That's somehow believable.

Tim: And conspiracy theories.

Damian: Less believable.

Tim: About our family.

Damian: More believable.

Tim: For example, I have a chart tracking how often Dick says "trust me" before something goes horribly wrong.

Damian: There is a chart?

Tim: Several.

Damian: Show me.

Tim: Absolutely not.

Damian: Why not?

Tim: Because you're in the charts.

Damian: …

Tim: …

Damian: How many charts?

Tim: Twenty-three.

Damian: Twenty-three?

Tim: Twenty-four if you count the pie chart.

Damian: There is a pie chart about me?

Tim: Everyone gets a pie chart.

Damian: Why?

Tim: Data visualization.

Damian: What is my pie chart measuring?

Tim: Reasons you have threatened violence.

Damian: That should not require a pie chart.

Tim: That's what I thought.

Damian: …

Tim: …

Damian: How many categories?

Tim: Forty-one.

Damian: FORTY-ONE?

Tim: In my defense, a large percentage is "Drake annoyed me."

Damian: That is a valid category.

Tim: It is the largest category.

Damian: As it should be.

Bruce, walking into the room: Why is there a laminated pie chart labeled "Causes of Damian's Murder Threats"?

Tim: Because organization is important.

Damian: Because Drake has finally lost what little sanity he possessed.

Bruce: That's not an answer.

Tim: Agree to disagree.

Bruce: I'm taking away your printer.

Tim: YOU CAN'T KEEP DOING THIS TO ME.

[memewhore]

[mellosdrawings]

Broken Mirror Masterpost

Summary: Joker Junior forces his way into the Bat Family from another universe. Not everybody is happy about it.

Tags: gen, slice of life, batfamily, Joker Junior centric (and heavily turning around Jason and Tim too), lots of talks about mental health

Update every mondays

Arc 1 (introduction to the setting)

1.01. Back to Gotham

1.02. Treasure Hunt

1.03. The old theater

1.04. Don't bring Daddy up

1.05. Script

1.06. Do you remember me?

1.07. Ashamed

1.08. Spoiler alert

1.09. Storytime

1.10. Another Robin

1.11. I killed him

1.12. A cry for help

1.13. Not sure about this

1.14. I'll never be him again

1.15. Don't blow this up

1.16. Risks

1.17. Reason enough

Arc 2 (slice of life)

2.01. (Coming soon)

Others

Main tag

[libraford]

Googled something about quick hydration and it suggested big jug of water, couple tbsp pickle juice, dash of lime juice.

Its surprisingly tasty????

[libraford]

Pleased to report that after a day of this i am not longer craving caper brine and my mouth is not dry as usual. There's some good suggestions in the notes too that I want to try.

-ancient roman posca: water, red or white wine vinegar, honey, salt, herbs (coriander, mint, thyme)

-switchel: water, ginger, vinegar, sweetener, lemon, salt

-ayran: yogurt, water, salt, mint

-Agua pepino: water, cucumbers, lime, sugar, optional mint.

[libraford]

I have been reminded of:

-shrub: vinegar, sida water, elderberry (or other berry), sugar.

[libraford]

I have now been informed of

-sekanjabin: honey, vinegar, mint, water.

[libraford]

"Wow, I wonder why this post was popular this week."

-sees the reports of the heatwave in Europe-

"... ah."

[exwife-of-frankenstein]

Youtube is full of ads, spotify is full of ads, tumblr is full of ads, pinterest is full of ads. Everything uses ai. Every new update makes the website/app worse. Youtube auto translates almost every video I want to watch. Sometimes pinterest only loads ads for me. Check out this new ai feature. Here's a new update that breaks ur laptop. Here's a new update that breaks ur phone. Why are u complaining about ur phone, just get the newest iphone lol. Join my patreon. Join my membership. Pay a monthly membership to get all features. Upgrade your membership to get even more features. Subscribe to netflix. Subscribe to disney. Subscribe to amazon. Subscribe to hulu. This content isn't available in ur country. This content was removed. This website was removed. This feature only exists for apple. This app only exists for apple. U need to a WiFi connection to play this game. U need an account. We need your email to finish creating this account. We need your number to finish creating your account. We need your id to finish creating your account. In order to delete your account please write an email. In order to delete your account you need a laptop. Oops our database was hacked and ur information was stolen. Ur data was sold from this random website u used once 10 years ago. Spam call. Spam call. Spam call.

[captainx-camino]

Chreon headcanon that Chris proposed to Leon before his mission to look into the Raccoon City Syndrome cases.

Leon, knowing that he's sick and could possibly die, couldn't give him an answer - not wanting to say yes and leave Chris a widower after all the people he's already lost, but Chris insisted he keep the ring with him and give him his answer when he was ready.

After being cured by Elpis at the end of Requiem and knowing he now has the possibility of the future he wants with Chris, he puts on the ring before going to meet up with him as an acceptance of Chris's proposal.

The first thing Chris sees when Leon gets off that helicopter is Leon wearing his ring.

[somescotuprobzforgot-deactivate]

Yes your honour I did bite his bicep. It was big and yummy and in my face

[parkayquarts]

hbo max blocks screenshots even when I use the snipping tool AND firefox AND ublock which is a fucking first. i will never understand streaming services blocking the ability to take screenshots thats literally free advertising for your show right there. HOW THE HELL IS SOMEBODY GONNA PIRATE YOUR SHOW THROUGH SCREENSHOTS. JACKASS

[parkayquarts]

somewhere out there is a guy who meticulously takes screenshots of every individual frame of his favorite tv shows and then painstakingly etches each one onto a roll of film which he puts into his old timey projector and recreates the footage as a silent film with his own lavishly hand-lettered dialogue cards and original score that he plays on his upright piano and charges audiences one shiny penny a play. at last, big media has finally outsmarted ol' Zachary Zoetrope

[theheroheart]

PSA for everyone who doesn't know, explained simply

this is NOT because of blocking screenshots, it's because of HOW streaming sites use your computer's hardware to optimise performance, which means the thing rendering the video and the thing capturing your screen aren't the SAME thing. so they can't talk together.

you can fix this by going to your browser settings, searching for "hardware acceleration", and turning that off.

[team-thickness12]

This also fixes screen sharing to other screens. It has been GODSEND

[lucarleigho]

type this in the toolbar to find this setting in firefox: about:preferences#searchResults

[mctreeleth]

ol' Zachary Zoetrope is back in business!

[loveridden1999]

starting a collection

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

I think ao3 is literally the only site where no censorship means no censorship. you can post the most vile things on there — things that will get taken down on any other platforms — and ao3 will protect you, your works, and your rights to create whatever you want, however you want.

and no, this isn’t me saying “write that messed up, disgusting thing” because while, yes, write it if it’s what you want (I myself enjoy writing dark fics, something I believe would be considered “vile” to a lot of people), this is me saying in a world of censorship and capitalism, ao3 really is a treasure.

everybody say thank you ao3

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

#know your fandom history

[liberalsarecool]

Ownership meant a physical copy. Now you own nothing and can't find what you want across multiple streaming platforms.

Bring back headphones that plug in. Bring back expandable memory. Bring back owning media.

[sea-salted-wolverine]

Hey. Heyhey. Do me a favor real quick.

If you don't already know you have issues doing so, squat down real quick. Bend your knees all the way and touch the floor. Just make sure you can do it. Okay? For me? And then stand up all the way and make sure you can balance on one foot.

Like. You don't need to blow it into some huge thing. Just. Make sure all your bits and peices still work the way you think they do.

[sea-salted-wolverine]

Can you turn your head to look behind you without twisting your shoulders? What about standing on your toes? If you sit down on the floor can you get back up without using your hands?

If there was ever a tumblr post worth sending to your mom, it's this one.

Just saying, bodies are a use it or lose it kinda thing.

[sea-salted-wolverine]

okay so every time I see this post crop back up in queues and notifications I end up thinking about it. Because I made the post and even I'm still doing the thing where I read the post about maintaining range of motion in my delicate meatsuit and I nod and hmm and think yeah that's a good idea and then dont move from where I'm curled up shrimp style staring at the nightmare rectangle.

So like. Thinking real hard about moving doesn't count as moving. Major bummer. Anyways. Joints.

[muffinlance]

If your answer to any of those was "no", I cannot emphasize enough that this isn't just "bummer, guess it's gone forever". You can get that mobility back, it is actually very achievable with the right modifications for your level!

This is the very simple "starting from zero muscles" program I followed, highly recommend it or something similar:

Hybrid Programs | Start Your Fitness Journey Today — Hybrid Calisthenics

Explore our hybrid calisthenics programs to build strength, muscle, and help lose fat with adaptable routines for all fitness levels. Achiev

@hybridcalisthenics

[cyanide-sippy-cup]

For anybody not caught up: Tennessee just passed a new map that pretty much makes it so black neighborhoods have no power in local votes. Two things about this. While protestors were chanting "No Jim Crow", white Tennessee lawmakers were caught laughing on video. On top of this, Representative Justin Pearson and his brother KeShaun Pearson were arrested for trying to give their takes on the matter (which is not only their legal right but literally his job). If you give a shit about black people, help fight this. We can't allow a return to Jim Crow.

[icemankazansky]

Heyyy guess where I live

A local paper had some great photographs, all taken by Nicole Hester:

The day before, Rep. Justin Pearson tries to attend a Senate Committee meeting and is barred access by the Sergeant at Arms.

Lawmakers and protesters link arms as the descend the capitol steps.

Once inside the chamber, Democratic representatives continued to stand together with arms linked.

They continued standing together with arms linked as votes were cast.

Democratic representatives take a group photo protesting the redistricting.

Rep. Justin Jones burns a photo of the Confederate flag with the words, We will not go back.

And stomps the ashes.

KeShaun Pearson being escorted from the building by the Staties.

KeShaun Pearson (left) being taken into custody. Rep. Justin Pearson (right) showing his support of his brother.

Additional information: State lawmakers have been gunning for Pearson and Jones nearly their entire terms. Most notably, in 2023, the House expelled them for participating in a protest at the Capitol. Their districts had to have special elections to have them reinstated.

Pearson is one of the plaintiffs of a lawsuit seeking an injunction against the redistricting.

The city most affected by the redistricting is Memphis, where locals are fighting against xAI's data center, which has been operating with very little oversight and is poisoning the people who live there. Here is a previous post on that with more information and more sources.

[mawofthemagnetar]

What do you mean “chat” is now referring to ChatGPT and not twitch chat? What? What? What the fuck? No?

When I address chat I am speaking to a presumed Greek chorus of real human people shitposting on their lunch break, not a machine that devours lakes to covert electricity into slop.

[shattersaurus]

Hello everyone!

Last year I started designing a series of Coat of Arms, themed in the spirit of Pride Month and using different mythological creatures as heraldic animals. I now aim to turn these designs into wearable pins and will be running a Kickstarter in July to fund this endeavor! I have found a very trustworthy local manufacturer, who has already shown the quality of their craftsmanship with the first batch of test pins I received, just look at the detail they were able to produce!

Since I try to support local manufacturers, which produce pins with fair wages and are more ethical than outside of Europe, the pins are more expensive to create than through the usual pipeline via Asia.

I therefore seek to crowdfund the expenses since they would be more than I can afford. If you are interested and look forward to support this little endeavor, please follow the link below to sign up for a mailing list. People who signed up on the email list and pledged during the campaign will receive an exclusive sticker set by the end of a successful launch consisting of the following designs:

SIGN UP ON OUR PRELAUNCH WAITING LIST TO GET THESE LITTLE GUYS FOR FREE

[neur0nom1con]

[ichiruberry]

@galethewizard