Pee Pee Poo Poo

[noraneko180]

日光浴　bathe in the sun

[ichored]

How actually realistic is it to live in a small house in the woods 30-40 mins from the nearest small town and be as self sufficient as possible and have my daily pressures be to just get wood or fix up the shed or weed the garden or something. With little to no responsibilities to other ppl. Am I allowed or do I have to just suffer real life until I die and just keep saying and hearing “lol maybe one day!!”

[toastbutteregg]

[wynnesdjfhsjfhskdjfhsk-deactiva]

*vampire voice* my love… how do i preheat the oven

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

I’ve been thinking about this TikTok for a week

[babyanimalgifs]

This cute platypus 

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[big-ass-magnet]

I fully understand why westerners thought the platypus was a hoax at first. I’m looking at a real live one moving around and it STILL looks fake.

[bogleech]

The one thing that could have made them sound any more made up would have been if you said the boys have secret viper fangs that can absolutely fuck you up with venom, and they do, on their goddamn feet.

[cat-memes-only]

[tear-dropp-deactivated20241031]

I can’t believe 2021 is in 3 months

[wildhumanhasappeared]

[sjdsjkdlskdas-deactivated202012]

from the bottom of my heart: read real books

[my-writer-jus-hates-the-clock]

Define "real books"

[sjdsjkdlskdas-deactivated202012]

not fanfiction

[sjdsjkdlskdas-deactivated202012]

[grawly]

[untrusts]

[2024mazdacx5]

[alisonzai]

[weaver-z]

(cuts into the gender reveal cake and blood gushes out)

[thatbassistbitch]

you jest but there’s a thing in the south where we have lamb-shaped easter cakes but theyre red velvet. you put frosting all over it to look like lamb wool but because its so humid down here, the red dye starts to leech into the frosting so when you cut the cake, any runny frosting is like blood and you’re butchering a lamb cake. or maybe that’s just my family and close friends? idk but it’s really funny to see a bunch of little children march around with a lamb head on a plate leaking red runny frosting

[weaver-z]

Hey I also live in the south and your experiences are SO INCREDIBLY NOT UNIVERSAL

[ampervadasz]

[bookwormmaddy]

why are hummingbirds so dumb

[sparrow-va]

[micaxiii]

The Holy Trinity

[barbiecartel-deactivated2022123]

[kitkatullus]

Here’s a gift I made for my friend!

Pattern is by @shitpostsampler