more fun than your body has room for

he/she | 28 | eng/de | minors dni about art message home

[detectivehole]

[pjackk]

Men are alowdd to be ugly since they are all #ExpendableWarriors

[milk5-deactivated20260704]

[pjackk]

Ok so apparently the girls went out for tinis and bruschetta without me

[valtsv]

"here's my original character, Man Who Sucks But Loves His Daughter Very Much" and it's a guy who worships at the altar of patriarchal violence and the woman he uses as an excuse and an effigy to absolve him

[valtsv]

well i think his daughter should tell him to kill himself

[187onabuster-deactivated2025013]

fucked to death - Matrix soundtrack

[eroscestlavie]

everyone envies me for my Mateo Point

[innerchildabortionclinic]

the obsession with avoiding spoilers (to an UNREASONABLE extent) pisses me off so much. if somethings been out for years you Cannot be complaining about spoilers

[sea--burn]

feng shui sabotage by placing thousands of tiny ball bearings in a bag under your couch you won't see them but you'll feel the clutter

[medievaljournalist]

making a pilgrimage to tumblr & getting conned by a blogger claiming to sell scraps of the shroud of pjackk

[innerchildabortionclinic]

why was that one thing emo in horton hears a who

[aflo]

Attempting to locate a new Greek restaraunt using my gyroscope

[ebaybumpstock]

Hallo my name is Cree P. Fuck

[angelicguy]

context: my friends and i forced a capture the flag game to last an hour and a half because we had a gigantic engineer nest and the entire time i was mad-dogging the other team by saying “dance puppet” every time they talked. we ended up winning and i got this message right after

[angelicguy]

dance puppet

[angelicguy]

dance puppet

[gokusclit]

“Why do straight men act so gay with each other haha” bc they find gayness to be funny and feel the need to emasculate each other even when it’s on a friendly level. Do you have any other stupid fucking questions to ask me

[pumpkinspicebluntwrap]

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[sugary--sheep]

fuckkkkkkk did you know that if you spent way more money and time and effort and boughg a bunch of specialized equipment and specialty ingredients and had your trust fund manager give you a kissy on the cheek and wipe your ass and do your taxes you can make a pizza that is slightly better than fast food

[creekfiend]

its really darkly funny that so many public figures keep dying "of cardiac complications after a brief illness" like wow y'all are Never ever going to say the word COVID huh.