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gaybichon

not even funny how true this is for me

c3po

hey don’t check ur mailbox today i put anthrax in it sorry i regret it now i’m learning to not act on my impulses

pjackk

Ok but why are the suckers and losers trying to kill me today

official-gaara

In memory of the fallen

hungwy

one final cadaveric spasm for the idiot pigiron husk that was prototype "pjackk" jack

tumbwr

u cant be hieronymous. its just not boschipple. poschibble. bosichibble.

aflo

I'm imagining a world where RPGMaker somehow made it as the de facto codebase for software and you have to navigate your banking app by walking around in a huge room full of NPCs named "make deposit" and "make withdrawal" etc and there's loud as fuck stock music playing

aflo

pissvortex

Mobster, pointing a gun at my head: Any last words kid

Me: I actually like to use women's deodorant because the stuff for men dries out my skin and smells like harsh chemicals

*BANG*

(3 hours later, at Walmart)

(Mobster holding Dove Advance Care in the deodorant aisle)

Hmm...

charl0ttan

penis magician voice is this your penis

creekfiend

I'm so glad that that truncated fucking ran-into-a-wall-at-speed tadpole-ass looking squirrel only lives in high altitude forests in Borneo bc this means I am extremely unlikely to encounter one in my day to day life. thank god