UHHHHH

Uhhhh

[rocketbirdie]

faithful depiction of the weather report i saw in my dream last night

[ains-art]

He's waving hello to you

.... or maybe he's getting ready to take off

[viejospellejos]

[slyandthefamilybook]

[lakevida]

i hit the green tea so hard i can feel all the weather on earth happening at once

[bettabubble]

got an email from a local aquatics store with a coupon for one free worm

[bettabubble]

this is the coupon btw

[djbodyhorror]

obtuse is such a good word. Bro that was so thoughtless it's triangle

[dinovelvet]

[sharkinablanket]

[thefoolishkat]

and they are the bestest of friends

[itmeansalot]

you gotta come to the club man drinks are $18 and were all on our phones googling dog surgery

[nonetoon]

How am I supposed to relax and play video games when the lamp-that-always-looks-suspicious is here

[nonetoon]

What do you want from me man

[corpyburd]

Glad everyone is getting so much joy from early Quaker names! Looking forward to seeing any future pets/children/bands/drag acts named after stuff on this list.

[piedude]

[ariaste]

tag yourself, i'm Patience Fish

[whumpster-fire]

Categories Include:

Band Names: Charity Kill, Jane Snowball, Love Butcher, Revolution Sixsmith, Humble Thatcher, Thank Holland

D&D Character Names: Peregrine Doyly, Lancelot Wells, Squire Boone, Chardus Alatheo Eyre, Grissel Toldervy, Rutoron Rettle

Stripper / Porn Star Stage Names: Virgin Kent, Dykes Alexander, Charity Nutt, Patience Rawbone, Sarah Sparkling, Fountain Sterrey, Reuben Rawbone, Discipline Matthews, Jane Snowball

Pro Wrestler Stage Names: Wilde Wilde, Hercules Cross, Constant Shield

Lumberjack Folklore Characters: Old Adams, Cotton Brown, Silence Williams

Lumberjack Folklore Cryptids: Patience Fish, Barb Bee

Fake Names Your D&D Characters Made Up To Get Into A Formal Event: Eustace Cockery, Corn Russell, Marvelous Scanfield, Elizabeth Poope, Gey Poope, Job Bland, Love Beer, Rich Whale

Soulsborne Boss Names: Returned Elgar

Sonic OC Names: Robert Were Fox

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

from @reparrishcomics

[goslinggf]

5pm on a lovely winter's day

[corporationkills]

i’m building a database.

[oddarette]

All of my bathrooms in one place. This series holds a special place in my heart because it was my first official attempt at environment art in this style. I wanna do another set of them in 2026.

[greatwaytokillhim]

cereal tastes better at night because the veil is thin

[maviyenot]

[escuerzoresucitado]

[lightflame]

[unrelenting-usurper]

Sign at my local movie theater that feels like a desperate warning

[gauntletqueen]

Eggman's security system during a break-in