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"I'm a paranoid mother fucker and I ain't ready to die." -Mark Fischbach 🎈clown movie fan blog probably🎈 (she/her)

[the-irreverend]

And stay safe everyone!

[snoopyoftheday]

snoopy of the day

[curioscurio]

cant find my TV remote. it better not be where i think it is.

[curioscurio]

[curioscurio]

[stupidestasshole]

you remind me of the unpleasant rice weevil the way youre always sucking up motes of dust with your horrible proboscis and whatnot

[suzenka]

Has this been made before?

[skipppppy]

Happy 20th birthday to the most iconic rat of all time to me personally

[bweirdart]

happy neil day (20th anniversary edition?!?!!)

past years neils:

[monstersovka]

🏳️‍⚧️ trans day of visibility 🏳️‍⚧️

[curioscurio]

here's another fun one: big rat.

every hour, one random tumblr user gets chosen to have a big rat (it has to be a rat) sit on top of their posts. Thats 8,760 rat opportunities per year. big rat sits on all their posts for an hour. if you get picked for big rat and youre not on tumblr well sorry you missed it. but wouldn't that make it all the more special? People could ask "who has big rat right now?" And send their friends screenshots of when big rat sat on top of their posts. the people would love big rat.

[ahno-nimus]

you won't believe the weather we've been getting [remembers to avoid giving away my location] the sky was turned to darkness and the moon to blood, and the stars fell from the heavens.

[willgrahamscock]

pausing mid thrust to open tumblr.com to delete the celibacy gif I reblogged 2 weeks ago

[fuckedndstupid]

[cunt-force-therapy]

Why are they in Hell

[willgrahamscock]

because if you have sex you will die and go to hell

[blorbospinninhouseplant]

Good to know, Tumblr user willgrahamscock

[medievaljournalist]

theres evidence jesus was an orc. with a battle axe and everything. and green as fuck as well

[scleroticstatue]

Yes, that is my circus, and, yes, those are my monkeys, but I am not on shift yet.

[the-beard-of-edward-teach]

[dogpuppy]

[blood-bla-bla]

The credits at the end of Iron Lung roll.

Me: Wow, Jacksepticeye, Valkyrae and Ethan Nestor had speaking rolls?!

The rest of the theatre:

[cielskunk]

Download The Stoat Animal...

[william-snekspeare]

[sayitasyoucan]

My Valentine Cards