Doing my best

Icy ~ he/him ~ artist, gamer, pet parent ~bionicle, undertale, acceleracers, Stargate SG-1, de blob, lego, star trek, minecraft, delicious in dungeon, dungeon crawler carl, red v blue~

[sistersorrow]

Fun fact I was just unpleasantly reminded of: Bionicle Heroes stresses me the fuck out

I don't know why, but back when I was a kid, I spent my allowance on a copy and never made it past the first level cause the whole game made feel a deep and visceral discomfort

A gameplay clip crossed my FYP and what I felt was like that moment in a horror movie when someone who escaped the monster as a child learns the monster has returned and it's coming for them

It's been almost 20 fucking years and this game still puts my bones in attack mode

[failedjovi]

It smells good

[ovegakart]

blue dudes but mostly church

[church-gets-pegged]

JUMPED out of bed to make this and managed to fit it perfectly within tumblr image limits 🔥🔥🔥

[velvetwar]

Stargate text posts round 3 🌀

[yamaskedh-deactivated20160422]

YOU WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND MY UNFATHOMABLE HATRED FOR THIS SHITTYU ASS FUCKIGN PICTURE

[nightlustrous]

aRE ALL THOSE MAREEPS FUCKING SHINY

[pokemonheritageposts]

Pokemon Heritage Post

[jeanritchie]

now what were your great-grandfathers' jobs. that's more interesting. mine were a factory worker / industrial baker, a security guard, a lawyer, and a dairy farmer.

[quietwingsinthesky]

did i tell you guys i failed at being sexually harassed at work today?

[quietwingsinthesky]

okay so, guy at work, who i find out afterwards is famous at this place for being a sex pest, comes up and starts with what i also learn is his favorite opener to conversations where he’s going to be a sex pest, namely: “Do you know where the term ‘blow job’ comes from?”

and here he made his first fatal error. his moment of hubristic sex pesting. because of course i know where the term blow job comes from, i love learning about sex and the history of sexual terms! i know so much about oral sex that i could write a book on it!

his second error: approaching a little autistic freak with what he intended to be an uncomfortable sex question that would make me feel weird and gross. Friends, Romans, Countrymen, I Have Never Misjudged A Man’s Intentions So Incredibly In My Life. because i did not realize he was trying to harass me. because i love talking about sex facts, albeit not usually at work. unless. someone prompts me. my coworkers are the kind of people who are generally online enough to know terms, but not exactly what they mean, and they realized they could ask me a while back and get good answers without the resulting awkwardness because i do not experience shame. i am primed to answer questions like the one he has proposed.

So I Answered It.

and well, really, what happened is that I began answering it, then realized the answer required a bit more context. I mean, you can’t just say “oh, well, the term first appears in writing in the 1940s” without first explaining that ‘blow’ by itself already had sexual connotations for centuries, and then, really, are we talking about the origin of the term or the origin of the act. and well we have a ton of literature and art depicting fellatio throughout human history, did you know a lot of it was men performing it on other men? oh, that reminds me, there are a multitude of latin words for oral sex performed on penises, and hold on let me quote you the entirety of catullus 16 from memory and explain it’s fascinating insights into the roman world of homosexuality-

i do not know how to turn any of this ^ off, by the way. i’m sure some people out there have a switch that disables their infodumping mid-speech. i do not. and i also didn’t realize he wasn’t looking for a real answer until my other coworker explained so hours later. he could not excuse himself from the conversation he started, and i made a conservative man at least 30 years older than me to listen to my catullus recitation. i will sodomize and facefuck you, indeed.

anyway, i think i got a bad grade in being sexually harassed. my pro tip is maybe don’t start with what a very autistic individual will misconstrue as you earnestly asking them to explain sex to you. the special interest shield will cause splashback damage.

[might-be-a-potato]

100 Days of Acceleracers

Day 18 ( ˶°ㅁ°) !!

[feldfrog]

Imagine being one of the parents for the kids in the Magic School Bus class. Getting those field trip permission slips home every single night.

Like what, another one? Doesn’t she teach? This just says Inside a Dog

[asimovsideburns]

Ms Frizzle sending you one (1) permission slip at the beginning of the year to cover all the field trips and you’re like huh that’s a little unusual but I guess it’s efficient at least and then you open it and it’s written like This

[traffic-wizard]

Me: I miss Teal'c's eyeshadow.

Him: the eyeshadow was from Junior. Goa'uld larvae are fashionable.

Me (Dawning genius): Junior's youtube make up tutorials.

Him (galaxy brain unlocked): A Jaffa silently applying makeup to his own face while the larvae has its head sticking out of his stomach screeching unintelligible instructions at the camera.

Me:

[elierlick]

Tennessean Charlotte McLeod, 28, was the 2nd US trans woman to obtain gender-affirming surgery in Denmark after Christine Jorgensen. I love this 1954 photo with her father. You clearly see the love and support in his eyes. He adored his daughter and celebrated her for who she was.

At first, Charlotte McLeod's father didn't support her medical transition. However, after her surgery, he explained, "now that it’s over, I’m ready to accept Charlotte as my daughter[...] It's a little hard to get used to after all these years, but I will, you can bet on that."

Unlike present newspapers, nearly all reporting on Charlotte was positive and celebratory. A 1954 issue of the Nashville Banner noted her beauty and that all her friends, neighbors, etc accepted her. How cool would it be if they still did this (with some improved language) today?

[alejandroblogss]

Happy holidays!!! ✨️✨️✨️✨️

[stogzo-the-mediocre]

episode where sg-1 is exploring an old alien thing and Jack accidentally touches and activates something and gets transformed into a dog (Belgian Shepard). SG-1 takes him back to base and he stays there, he’s trying ti get pets from everyone but no one knows how to feel about it because this is still a higher ranking officer. Except he isnt because the twist is that it was a transportation device, O’Neill is still on the planet trying to find a way out with a small pack of dogs (brought by the goa’uld to the planet). Daniel goes back to the planet right when O’Neill finds his way out and takes him home. Jack keeps the dog

[wildhorsestealcwildhorses]

I'd hardcore watch/read that

[dont-look-me-in-the-eye]

i used to have no hope for the future but now i'm thinking. i want rich people food. i want rare sirloin steak. i've never had sirloin steak in my life. i think i want to try it before i die.

[dont-look-me-in-the-eye]

i want to get some tattoos. i want to learn how to play drums. i want to go back to the ocean. i want to land a heelflip. i want to benchpress with big plates.

[dont-look-me-in-the-eye]

it crept up on me but i want i want i want i want to live. i want to live

[dont-look-me-in-the-eye]

do you understand? i am living this life for the first time. nobody has seen the world through my eyes. i am alive. i want to feel the dry warmth of the sun in my bones. i want to breathe, again and again and again. maybe even forever.

do you understand? this world is a disgusting place forsaken by the one above and yet. it is beautiful. i want to live.

[lokihiddleston]

PROJECT HAIL MARY (2026)

[might-be-a-potato]

100 Days of Acceleracers

Day 8 (◡‿◡✿)

[alejandroblogss]

Taro with long hair!!! TARO WITHE LONG HAIR!!!