I have a crush on every single one of you

no cap

[icyrubyz]

him: i can’t cum when i use a condom

me: and i can’t cum with d!ck so-

him: *pouty face* aren’t you on birth control

me: well yeah but when’s the last time you got an sti test?

[girlslikegirls-vk]

[mayticks-art]

It’s difficult to explain exactly how much my confidence has evolved after getting my body tattooed with my art I think this is probably the reason tattoos are addictive once you get started. You get to share important pieces of yourself on the outside.

[homo-sex-shoe-whale]

Remember last pride month when Smash Mouth said "GAY RIGHTS"?

[softavasilva]

what else could i like about her? i don’t know, how her eyes look right into yours. how you could live in an ocean of her thoughts

The Half of It (2020) dir. Alice Wu

[mayticks-art]

Reaching in the black abyss for a mermaids kiss

[girlslikegirls-vk]

[loveeslove]

The half of it and Saving Face (ScreenPlay and Director: Alice Wu)

In the light of trailer of the upcoming Netflix rom-com ‘The half of it’, I have to have watched the masterpiece ‘Saving Face’ after years. I will keep it ahead of the ‘Imagine me and you’, in 1st place to be exact.

The trailer of ‘the half of it’ doesn’t seem appealing to me. It’s a kind of generic or already told story-line. But I believe in Alice Wu and Saving face.The content of the movie can be overwhelming than my prejudge and I am looking forward to it. The problem is that now I am only prepared for the good wlw contents nothing else.

Fun Facts:

1. You can watch a episode of Drunk Lesbian watching Saving Face with two actresses.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQnvxtMeoUI

2. Will Smith was one of the producers of the Saving Face. 

3.The two actress also starred in a webseries together named Nice Girl Crew. Other actress is Sheetal Sheth from ‘I can’t think straight’ movie.

S1: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLdhT1l9DQZfimfMiAivsTzagfeL2HA23H

S2:https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLdhT1l9DQZfgSx4tiXwAESBRx1HabsR-o

[somespicyshrimp]

being gay isn’t a choice, one day Micky Mouse just decides you’re Disney’s First Gay Character and there’s nothing you can do to change that

[glesbianupland]

[staghunted]

[kaelio]

I assumed everyone knew this, but

candy desk . yeah I know you’re like “it would be stupid in a tv show if a senator famous for being a libertarian idiot whose ribs got broken in a fistfight over yard waste was infected with a virus from a one-in-a-century pandemic and continued to rifle around in the senate republican’s candy pile”. well sorry Sorkin but this is the real world and that’s just how it is

oh yeah because I forgot to mention, it was Rand Paul because of fucking course it was

[kaelio]

also in case you didn’t know this, the US Capitol also has its own little rinky dink subway system that only they can use at it looks like this

[kaelio]

and it looked like this in 1912 because yep it’s been there that whole time

[slowspinningredemption]

willy wonka’s chocolate factory

[the-venereal-bede-deactivated20]

article tells me there are, in fact, separate candy desks for republican and democrat senators. the republican candy desk, which is the better-known one, is operated by a singular sugar daddy, while democrats can contribute to a candy fund in order to partake of their side’s hoard

@ us senate yall really run a country like this????

[ichaserabbits]

Jesus Christ if you read it in a book you’d say it was too on the nose. What the fuck.

[alterboyx]

Republicans make confectioners donate all their candy to them while the democrats pitch in to pay for the candy are you fucking kidding me…I had to read the article myself and it’s somehow worse than I thought

[blogwizard]

in times like these people say things like “we need to throw it all out and start over” which is absolutely true but we also need to divest of all this whimsical shit in its entirety. if I saw, with my eyeballs, a congressperson like, vote against raising minimum wage or whatever and then take a handful of literal candy from a communal candy desk and then hop on the Magical Senator Train to Clown Town I would be in prison for murder.

[useyourblinker]

(source)

[rineechan]

@ms-demeanor

This might help your anon from earlier? At least I hope it does!!

[ms-demeanor]

This is probably helpful info for a lot of people.

Here’s another business insider article on what payments you might be able to pause/cancel and the programs some providers have set up: https://www.businessinsider.com/personal-finance/pause-bill-payments-if-you-lost-work-due-to-coronavirus

[eco-socialism]

[elfwreck]

Capitalism is the ultimate pyramid scheme. And it goes hand-in-hand with empire economics.

Empires require a wealth pump from low-status regions to high-status ones. Eventually, when the low-status regions are stripped bare, the high-status ones collapse.

[arcanetrivia]

[Image description in first post:

Tweet from @EternalDago 24th March 2020: Capitalism relies 100% on constant, limitless growth. It can’t even survive a 2 week slow down to adapt to the needs of human lives. Imagine thinking this could last forever.]

[andwhatexcellentboiledpotatoes]

Um, no you weren’t born bisexual, you chose to watch Pirates of the Caribbean when you were 13 and fell in love with both Keira Knightly and Orlando Bloom. 

[whitepeopletwitter]

[generation-snooze]

[micdotcom]

Watch: The contrast is clear, but the amount of love in the video is overwhelming.

[pumpkinmcqueen]

What world would you rather live in

[crimeshetyped]

^^^^for real