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@id-iosyncrasies
Matthew Gray Gubler’s Professional Opinion x
He’s got 3 PhD’s and BA’s, I think he knows what he’s talking about.
[text] I just saw a man in a speedo and it reminded me of you. ♥
✉ [Derek Morgan; sent]: How does a speedo remind you of me?
✉ [Derek Morgan; sent]: Have you been drinking, Morgan?
criminal minds meme ≡ nine characters; jason gideon (2/9)
I guess i’m just looking for it again. For the belief I had back in college. The belief I had when I first met Sarah and it all seemed so right. The belief in happy endings.
“You’re incredibly beautiful. Did you know that?” - Celeste
Say “You’re incredibly beautiful. Did you know that?” to my muse for their reaction.
❝ Th-thanks? ❞
It’s not intended to be a question but his voicehooks at its end, lifting the word up, confusionmarking his features. He’s not accustomed to beingcomplimented, especially by strangers, and hestares at the woman for a long moment, searchingher face. He blinks, licking his lips, and throws out a,❝ You… are, ah, too. ❞
She laughs, brown eyes closing and freckled nose scrunching up. She’s happy today, happier than she’s been in a long time. “Sorry, that was probably really weird. I’m Celeste,” she says, extending her hand.
Spencer manages a weak smile at the sound of her laugh; it’s nice, he supposes, and while the smile is weak, it’s at least genuine. Her eyes open again and she offers her hand. He swallows, keeping his own shoved in either pocket as he waits in the queue for his coffee. His eyes meet hers again.
“I’m Spencer - and, ah," he glances to her hand again before meeting her eyes a second time, “the amount of germs passed in a handshake is staggering... it’s actually safer to kiss." He gives a slight nod, a slight lilt of his head as if agreeing with himself. He rolls his lips together. “But it’s nice to meet you, Celeste.”
@id-iosyncrasies
Since she had started working with the BAU, Ivory had only had to go undercover once or twice to catch an unsub. It wasn’t often that it was rendered necessary for the agents to go undercover, but when they did have to it was usually a big deal. And this time, she wouldn’t be going undercover alone. This time, she’d have a partner and that partner, was Reid.
They had been chasing after this unsub for a while, but it had always been the plan that if needed, the two agents would go undercover to lure this unsub out. Therefore, the two had always stayed out of eye of the media so they wouldn’t be recognized if it came to that. And, after a month of their unsub being dormant, only to kill a few days previous, it looked like they’d be going back to college.
Their unsub, (a male in his late twenties, early thirties from what they had guessed) had been killing couples who attended a local college and had been dumping their bodies on a nearby trail after making them preform sexual acts with each other prior to killing them. The team had become stumped and been forced to stop investigating until the bastard started up again.
Arriving at the Police Headquarters in Brattleboro, Vermont the team spread out and Ivory, Hotch and Spencer went to the conference room the officers had set up to go over their plan of action one last time before going to the college to “settle in”. Sitting down across from their unit chef, Ivory began to nervously pick at her jeans. What if this didn’t help anything? What if she and Reid acting these parts did nothing to lure out this unsub and he killed another couple instead?
He really, really doesn’t like the idea of going undercover. Really. What if he screws up - what if Ivory gets hurt, or another couple dies because their act isn’t convincing enough to lure the unsub? He’s a horrible actor. Horrible. He’s been told this again and again and wouldn’t Morgan be a better choice? He already knows the answer, of course. No. This unsub had been targeting Caucasian heterosexual couples, not ones of mixed race, and besides, as good as Morgan might look - boasted by the man himself - Spencer’s more college age than he is.
He tries taking comfort in the fact that, at least, he’ll be on a campus. He can learn. He’s in familiar surroundings. Comfortable ones. Even if the situation itself is anything but.
Hotch reviews their instructions again.
They’ll be living in an apartment style dormitory on campus, in the h e a r t of the unsub’s apparent kill-zone; they’re given two days to get situated and then their classes will start. They’re both encouraged to hit the local bars and fraternity parties, as well as community events like local theater or art fairs, as the team is unsure of how the unsub is choosing his victims. So far they believe it’s happenstance - a random encounter that the unsub believes to be destined.
All of this - it’s stuff Spencer already knows, data he’s already committed to memory. But he knows Hotch is reminding Ivory and, in a way, using it to reassure him. He knows this unsub. He knows the case. They’ll be fine.
After their debriefing, Spencer meets Ivory outside of the conference room. He clears his throat, somewhat awkwardly, and tries to look more confident about this all than he is.
❝ So - ah, Kendra... ready? ❞ Kendra is the code-name Ivory had chosen; he, himself, is to be known by Matt. He manages a weak smile. Apparently their belongings will be waiting for them at the apartment - enough to get them through a week or two, at least, and am unmarked car is waiting in the back to bring them to a bus station.
He’s trying not to think about public transportation, his skin already crawling.
“YOU’RE INCREDIBLY BEAUTIFUL. DID YOU KNOW THAT?”
Say “You’re incredibly beautiful. Did you know that?” to my muse for their reaction.
Spencer blinks over at Derek, somewhat startled. Headjusts the paperwork piled on his desk, his handsfidgeting absently as he stares up at Derek withslightly narrowed eyes, brow lifting.
❝ I - ah - moved up from pretty to… beautiful? What,is my tie finally straight? ❞
“You’re incredibly beautiful. Did you know that?” - Celeste
Say “You’re incredibly beautiful. Did you know that?” to my muse for their reaction.
❝ Th-thanks? ❞
It’s not intended to be a question but his voicehooks at its end, lifting the word up, confusionmarking his features. He’s not accustomed to beingcomplimented, especially by strangers, and hestares at the woman for a long moment, searchingher face. He blinks, licking his lips, and throws out a,❝ You… are, ah, too. ❞
🔊-celeste
Send me 🔊 and I’ll put my music on shuffle and either use the title of the song or a lyric in the song in part of a starter!
♫ Iris by The Goo Goo Dolls.
“Sooner or later it’s over,” Spencer reassures quietly. He gives a slight shrug, his eyes darting over her features. He’s not very good at this… comfort thing but he hopes the fact that he’s trying counts for something. “Everything ends eventually - just like things tend to repeat themselves, statistically, in a person’s life time.” He manages to stop himself there, pressing his lips together.
[baby bottle meme] - and not the one you've already made... in other words, consider it a challenge.
SEND IN 🍼 AND I’LL CREATE A CHILD FOR OUR CHARACTERS !!
- name: Carter James (CJ) Reid-Morgan - likes / dislikes: He enjoys running and playing sports, but also really likes crossword puzzles. He doesn’t particularly enjoy studying, but does it anyway. He also dislikes reading and isn’t a huge fan of scary movies.- first word: dada- appearance: tall, lean, black hair, brown eyes, - which parent they look more like: Derek- which parent they like more: Spencer- height once fully grown: 5′8″- job ambition: Wants to follow in his parents’ footsteps and be an FBI Profiler- faceclaim: Roshon Fegan
Send a ◎ and a question and my muse must answer, even if it’s a secret.
send me a symbol for...
✿ five times my muse almost texted yours, and the one time they did.
▲ five time my muse thought about kissing yours, and the one time they did.
☠ five times my muse thought about hitting yours, and the one time they did.
★ five times my muse though yours looked breath-taking, and the one time they voice it.
❤ five times my muse says they don’t love yours, and the one time they admit it.
▼ five times my muse has caught yours getting off, and the one time they help out.
♫ five times my muse swears it’s not a date, and the one time it maybe is.
☪ five times our muses almost hold hands, and the one time they do.
☁ five times my muse has thought about yours, and the one time they do something about it.
☢ five times my muse almost sends a nude, and the one time they do.
🌙 three times my muse almost tells you a secret, and the one time they do.
🍾 three times my muse thought about accepting a drink from yours, and the one time they did.
👽 three times my muse thought about hugging yours, and the one time they did.
🌿 three times my muse thought about sharing a cigarette with yours, and the one time they did.
▼ five times my muse has caught yours getting off, and the one time they help out.
☢ five times my muse almost sends a nude, and the one time they do.
criminal minds --- sentence meme
I thought I was calling the office of supreme genius.
Well, gorgeous, you’ve been rerouted to the office of too frickin’ bad.
Try to look less official.
Medical school, schmedical school!
You ready to do some work?
Why not? I haven’t slept this week, might as well give up eating too.
You should see what comes up when you type “death” into a search engine.
No wonder you can’t find a date.
Finding new ways to hurt each other is what we’re good at.
See, my code of survival says never mess with a woman who carries a gun.
I don’t know everything. I mean, despite the fact that you think that I do.
I never said that. When have I ever said that?
Anybody ever heard of sarcasm?
You kick like a nine year-old girl.
You find baldness and wrinkles attractive?
Nobody gets therapy these days without a healthy dose of medication.
Are you hacking into the government’s HMO database? Is that legal?
Of course not. We’ll both go to prison and you’ll be someone’s bitch.
Yeah, movie night. I’ll go make popcorn.
Easy there, tough guy. Have some coffee with your sugar.
‘Sometimes what we don’t do is every bit as powerful as what we do.
You have a lovely smile. But you don’t smile much.
Where else would any of us be on a Saturday night? It’s not like we have lives or anything.
Speak for yourself.
Is there anything worse than cop-shop coffee?
Day-old cop-shop doughnuts?
She’s answering every question with just her name and Social Security Number.
Like a prisoner of war.
Captain America here shot number five.
Did you know that experts credit Confucius with the advent of the chopstick? He equated knives with acts of aggression.
It’s like trying to forage for dinner with a pair of number two pencils. It’s absolutely incredible. 1.3 billion people stay nourished because of these things.
If I weren’t a lesbian, I’d jump your bones.
Hanging out with you can be really depressing.
Serial killers make lousy tourist attractions.
In my experience, evil is not a cultural phenomenon – it’s a human one.
You really don’t know someone till you take a road trip with them.
Call me cynical, but considering it’s 2 a.m., I doubt it’s good news.
Please don’t tell me you have a crush on a fictional character.
What the hell was that?
He had a bomb.
You didn’t think we needed to know that?
Come on, genius, do something genius-like.
I’d call him an ass.
Trust me, you don’t want to model your social life on mine.
You are a goddess, woman.
I know what it’s like to be afraid of your own mind.
A magician doesn’t reveal his secrets.
Beauty can cover a multitude of sins, but underneath we all look exactly the same.
The world is pretty screwed up.
I’m gonna put this guy’s head on a stick.
You all right?
I’m fine.
What is the matter with you?
I have never seen you act like this.
You look like hell.
I’m trying to be more conversational.
I’m not scared. I don’t wanna be in an elevator with you, to be honest.
This is crazy.
You should have listened to me.
Do not make me smack you in front of all these people.
There is really no acceptable excuse for violence, but for you I am making an exception.
No, no… I’m talking evil twin, eviler twin… just think…
I’ll put on the coffee.
Okay, smartass, you drive.
Well, “roadside hotels” definitely go on my list of things to never do again.
Remind me to have her drug tested.
What are you guys doing here?
My dry-cleaning is more important than you.
I never have any normal fans…
Spencer Reid is an adorable little tootsie roll. That is all.