thought vomit:

Jordan Deems IG: Jordan_D_Brown

[dynamohedron]

what the fuck is this thing.

[empathviv]

Ohhhh don't mind me... Ol' Turnip will tend the dust farm like he always has...

[christopher-reeve]

[pkmndaisuki]

i watched this opening numerous times as a kid. only now do i notice that she’s levitating the paper.

[christopher-reeve]

Why tho? The table is right there she’s so extra..

[h0odrich]

icon

[a-lazy-sailor]

That’s why she keeps having those damn headaches. For using her power for stupid shit.

[with-practice]

[anxietyproblem]

[dovv]

[parkchanwoohoo]

"Q: It is illegal for drivers under the age of 21 to operate a vehicle while under the influence, True/False?

A: False! It is is illegal to drive under the influence at ANY age."

Fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you

[parkchanwoohoo]

I passed the test because it was fairly simple compared to the damn psychological warfare conducted by the practice test I used

[parkchanwoohoo]

Actual test: Identify which of the following is a stop sign

Practice test: Four cars at a four way unmonitored intersection and youre the only one turning right. The car across from you is hydroplaning, and the driver of the car to your left exits the vehicle and pulls out a gun

[velvetys]

english ist

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

[animalcrossingmemes]

[squided]

i was curious what the other side of the moon looked like so i googled it and

i’m so glad we got the side we did the moon’s ass ugly

[one-in-lemillion]

You’re so rude to Miss Moon the reason her ass is so fucked up is cuz she’s protecting us from meteors. Her face is beautiful so her ass can be disgusting and we can be safe.

[doremiduck]

[nenastrology]

[ring ring]

[pocketss]

getting ready with the girrrlllss

part 1

[bulbasaur-propaganda]

[tropiyas]

[kaijuno]

In 300 years someone’s gonna make a Hamilton-esque musical with Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton and Bernie Sanders and teenagers on the internet are gonna stan Donald Trump like “uwu my trash son Donald being a drama queen as usual” and I’m gonna have to do it. I’m gonna have to come back from the dead and destroy the planet.

[hogwartsninenine]

[magicalgirlpropaganda]

I found this on r/breathofthewild and i thought id share with the class

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

Cant believe I saw you eating ass at the wetlands, nasty bitch!

this sounds like something an elder scrolls npc would walk up to you and say unprompted before walking away