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@idangerousbaby
Si, da miedo de vez en cuando
Tienes que pensar en ti mismo
Dejar todo atras
Salir huyendo
Y cumplir tus sueños
No importa cuantas veces pienses en ello,
Si es por tu bien
Hazlo
Puede ser arriesgado
Pero puede ser a mejor
Piensalo
No deberias tener miedo
Todo es por ti
french recipes: if you’re not making this in paris then what’s the point. fuck you
italian recipes: use the left leg meat of a pig from one of three farms in this specific area of tuscany, or from this day my grandmother will begin manifesting physically in your house
american recipes: buy these three cans of stuff and put them in a pan congrats you cooked
chinese recipes, as handed down from mother to child: season it with a pinch of this and some of that. you want to know the exact amount? feel it in your heart. ask the stars. yell into the void.
English recipes: boil and salt it. Okay that’s it enjoy
Greek recipes: You followed all the right steps but this isn’t quite right. I don’t know what to tell you.
Australia recipes: chuck it on the barbie
Latinx recipes: you will never make it better than your abuela, face the facts
Armenian recipes: spend eight days laboring over the stove. the food will be flavorful with the sacrifice of your sanity. no one will appreciate it.
Canadian recipes: It either needs more bacon, more maple syrup, more gravy, or an unholy combination of the three
Polish recipes: you have to toUCH THE DOUGH, FEEL THE PIEROGI IN YOUR HEART, TOUCH IT. LICK IT. SMELL IT.
Every time I see this post, I learn more about how different countries’ cuisines AND neuroses.
Indian recipes: there are 500 cuisines and that means 500 versions of this dish that has 500 spices so gl
ashki jewish recipes: no, no. no. more onion.
internet recipes: here is a heartwarming story about my baby sister’s third birthday that i completely made up, and a copypaste from alton brown.
Irish recipes:
Dutch recipes: no such thing as too much boiled potatoes! Oh and a sausage from Hema if you’re feeling fancy.
ok universe, i’m ready to feel good things. make me feel good things.
whenever i post this it works reblog if u want to feel good things & the universe will bring u something sweet
reblog if you’re gay, shy or a fucking idiot
If you’re European, in a couple of weeks you will be denied any and all access to fandom contents on Tumblr and everywhere else on the internet. Here’s why.
On June, 20th the JURI of European Parliament approved of the articles 11 and 13 of the new Copyright Law. These articles are also known as the “Link Tax” and the “Censorship Machines” articles.
Articles 13 in particular forces every internet platform to filter all the contents we upload online, ending once and for all the fandom culture. Which means you won’t be able to upload any type of fandom works like fan arts, fan fictions, gif sets from your favourite films and series, edits, because it’s all copyrighted material. And you won’t also be able to share, enjoy or download other’s contents, because the use of links will be completely restricted.
But not everything’s lost yet. There’s another round of voting scheduled for the early days of July.
What you can do now to save our internet, is to share these informations with all of your family members and friends, and to ask to your MEP (the members of the European Parliament from your country) to vote NO at the next round, to vote against articles 11 and 13.
Here you can find more news and all the details to contact your MEP:
https://saveyourinternet.eu
Also, sign and share this petition:
https://www.change.org/p/european-parliament-stop-the-censorship-machinery-save-the-internet?recruiter=50668942&utm_source=share_petition&utm_medium=twitter&utm_campaign=psf_combo_share_initial
We have just a couple of weeks to stop this complete madness, don’t let them dictating the way we enjoy our internet.
#SaveYourInternet now!
It’s funny how y'all will reblog any and all US things but when whole Europe might lose access to internet then everything is quiet.
Are you fucking serious? Is this really happening? I’m European and I didn’t know a single thing about this
Here you have
https://eur-lex.europa.eu/legal-content/EN/TXT/?uri=CELEX:52016PC0593
https://creativecommons.org/2018/06/20/european-parliaments-legal-affairs-committee-gives-green-light-to-harmful-link-tax-and-pervasive-platform-censorship/?utm_source=social&utm_medium=twitterfacebook&utm_content=JURI-vote-june-20
https://www.independent.co.uk/voices/article-13-european-parliament-internet-censorship-copyright-a8408531.html?amp&__twitter_impression=true
https://amp.theguardian.com/technology/2018/jun/20/eu-votes-for-copyright-law-that-would-make-internet-a-tool-for-control?__twitter_impression=true
http://www.wired.co.uk/article/eu-meme-war-article-13-regulation
Also ao3 has spoken out about this
https://archiveofourown.org/admin_posts/10637
PLEASE help share this as someone who lives in Europe I don’t want to see the internet change forever
As a Romanian, the teenagers in my country are freaking out over this. The last time I watched the news, our government was still arguing about choosing a new representant in the Parliament and no one was addressing Article 13.
I don’t care where are you from, there are lots of European content creators so please reblog this. I can’t believe it only has 180 000 notes.
This is very important. If you’re in EU, please spread the word and try to stop these two articles.
if you’re reading this
a lump sum of money is on the way to you
it happened today, damn that was like 3 days maybe?
It Works the money is on its way!
Need this.
Of course
It worked tho
I just won $500 off a scratch Ticket lottery.
ENERGY
On god???? Ok!!!!
I’m not fucking risking it
I beg. I need money for this concert or I’ll cry phat tears
that silhouette
stunning (cr)
180624 Taehyung’s Tweet
분위기보소 🤩🐯👍🏻 #김태형
Look at the ambiance 🤩🐯👍🏻 #KimTaehyung
Trans cr: Bem @ allforbts © Please credit when taking out
Everybody just talking about Jimin having no shirt underneath the jacket, but Taehyung doesn't have a shirt either you can see his CK as well
“The truth is…”
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Aries:
is a sassy bitch, let’s just accept that. always answering back, they’d even answer back to any god (may it be diplomatically or sarcastic)
always give people cheap gifts not because they’re broke but because they think that’s the only standard or gift you deserve
has a huge disgust with humanity so they either get delusions of controlling the world or they avoid/limit their human interactions
their logic is out of this world: it’s either you get mesmerised and see a new horizon or you end up getting crazy because you can’t get it
beneath all their layers, they’re one of the smartest and hardworking people out there… always willing to help you study/work/etc.
Taurus:
their trigger word is literally food and all its proper nouns. they’d sell their souls for a ceaseless supply of food and they’d won’t regret
literally possessive as fuck, aphrodite lives in their titties cos they dun calm down if they see someone circling around their man/woman.
obsessed with getting shit organised y'all don’t even know. they will never move unless a very detailed blue print is in front of them.
they will keep hustlin more than a twenty of you combined. they know and prioritise how precious time and money are.
when they say they can’t do an errand/plea, dun quickly believe them at all cost or you’ll get a small surprise: they’ll do it after some while.
Gemini:
know that archetype of a kind person who’ll obey & follow you to the death but has so many fucking personal motives? yep, that’s gemini.
their knowledge and expertise are vastly scary; multilingual people and historians. they aint called GEMinis for nothing, hunty.
for them, it’s a dog-eat-dog world. if you don’t match their pace, you’re basically out of their surviving list, whatever list that is.
insanely in love and proud making other people swoon over them (oh the oozing warmth of being loved and respected) but says otherwise
bad at remembering dates but that dun mean they love you less or you’re not that important to them, just believe in them.
Cancer:
they dun talk much but best believe me, whenever they speak it’s either they gon hand you your ass or roast the living shit out of you
are all terminally sarcastic bless their souls. they don’t have time for your bullshit, they don’t even have time for their own.
they will never side or they will avoid picking a side. they’re the best people to rant cos they will literally get where you coming from.
one of the sweetest and loving signs out there but for some reason, they tend to have some problems making real long time friends.
always look brooding or even out of reach. that’s cos they’re afraid words/actions won’t come/show they way they really want them too.
Leo:
so demure but once you get close to them/they know they have the upper control, they will fucking nag & bully everything
but after the searing primadonna stage, these lions are all just smol precious clumsy beans who must be protected at all cost
knows the traditional ways or romancing someone, like the flowers and cupcakes and shy yet formal asking you out for events/dates
easily clouded by false/dark ideas and hard to snap them out of it. it takes another brave alpha who can help them out of the cray
but don’t be fooled, these lions can be tamed and would be willing to tag along the right people for the rest of their life line.
Virgo:
dont slack off in front of them, they will give your ass a whoop back to reality. trust me, they give so much vigour and moral to people.
not easily scared of pretty much anything because they always think about the story/reason behind it, for this one, what made it scary?
they can get super fucking salty and shady and they aint afraid of being salty and shady, for a good or bad reason whatsoever.
they never fail to always see the bigger picture, that also means they’re not afraid to do everything to get to the biggest picture.
loves having fun and enjoying life without taking advantage of things or forgetting to be humble and well-grounded.
Libra:
too pure for this world but these people have a skyrocketing tendencies to becoming a yandere (lol they probably already are)
their aesthetic perfectionism sickness is practically beyond all earth signs combined: they’ll set fire on anything lower than their standards.
too kind and angelic we dun deserve them. we also dun deserve their life sucking flirtatious killer charms. we just dun deserve then all in all
these bitches love to meddle with other people’s business tho. either they save the situation or aggravate it, there’s no in between
even with all the hate on their kind, libra people just keep their heads up and tryn’a understand and accept other people’s view of them.
Scorpio:
for the vagillionth time, y'all have to remember that these “””devil children””” are all just 4D weird bastards who easily space out.
the sexy airheads we all get from anime. but dun cross them & their fambam, they won’t think twice about apathetically cutting you.
everyone’s fairy godmother/father cos if they love you & they see you deserving, they will lavish &treat you so great. aint lying, dis the truth
willing to learn from others but is obsessed with “i am the most mature one so my wisdom is the greatest and the only effective one”
so many layers, like they’re literally never-ending. but after plucking all these layers out, you’ll see a fragile marshmallow baby inside
Sagittarius:
they need like a dozen of hobbies as outlets for their energy. if they don’t get the energy out, they become a host of a time bomb.
insatiably absorbs all information of all kinds like a baby on his mom’s chest or a tic sucking out blood from a fresh catch: you choose
no one really knows if they’re showing genuine reaction/emotion cos you don’t know if they’re forcing it or not or they dun even know too
is the jack of all trades cos they have so many talents but can’t focus and drill hard on one cos they jump from different talent to another
may come arrogant but always they always want everyone to be happy and enjoying the time, probably more than how libra wants it.
Capricorn:
always late on almost everything. insomniac children of the night, so no matter how dire the situation is, they’ll always be late. deal with it.
condescending as fuck cos they know they can do pretty much anything please beware they are vicious machiavellians
obsessed with segregating people in their lives; they don’t want their friends to socialise with their family, this group with that group, etc.
avoids and gets easily tired with human interaction, but is magically brilliant with human interaction. their magic? idek ask them.
after you pass their scrutinising sifting of people in their lives, you’ll just see a funny, dependent, happy-go-lucky, perverted side of them
Aquarius:
also don’t like taking sides, will never jump onto anything without all the cards are seeable, yet also not afraid to speak up in the end.
obsessed and deranged with their fanaticism of any horror shit idk how they can carry on with a fine stomach after all that scary jazz
can never be controlled, they might seem controllable or easy to manoeuvre but spare your ass and don’t be fooled by this sign
disappears and reappears at their own will, and doesn’t care about the consequences of their absence, they literally don’t care.
in the end of the day, aquarius has no fucks to give any of the other signs. they don’t ask for a lot and they just wanna be left alone.
Pisces:
are quiet little shits who looks way more gorgeous when they’re mad cos they just turn fiendish but still in a cute way, like wtf how???
needs a fuck ton of guidance from older or more mature people cos they tend either the laziest, silliest, or most annoying things ever.
how fucking annoying it is whenever they pull out the victim card like dude shove that thing back where it belongs or so I will.
are actually sensible people, kinda shocking for some but it’s the truth cos these people stay in tune with their emotions, they dun run away
break them to pieces and you’ll see a child needing to be loved and wanting to know what are the things that they can improve and learn
(via wohenpiaoliang)
#Aries
Signs as: Summer Memories
Aries: hiking, haircuts, waterparks, sushi, photography, watching comedies with all your friends, old bookstores Taurus: watching movies in dark rooms, making food for parties, sundresses, braids, music festivals Gemini: hanging out with friends at the beach, staying up all night, ice cream trucks, making chalk murals in the driveway Cancer: watching the stars with someone you love, cooking, lace, taking pictures of the beach on a cloudy day, rainbows, holding hands Leo: vacationing, trying a new restaurant, volleyball, getting sunburnt/tanning, summer camps, mini golf Virgo: FINALLY relaxing, volunteering, picking up friends at airport, writing a short story, fishtail braids, jacuzzis Libra: amusement parks, spa days, bikinis, visiting family, tanning, concerts, sunflowers, taking a walk with someone you love, sports Scorpio: new lipstick, listening to music with someone you love, random summer storms, effortless beauty, multicolored nails, road trips, scary stories around the campfire Sagittarius: parties, dancing, summer flames, traveling to a different country, crop tops, meeting new people Capricorn: fun summer jobs, starting new shows on netflix, cooking new dishes Aquarius: painting the sunset, driving a vintage hot rod, underground concerts, going to the pool, watering plants Pisces: smoothies, classical concerts, seeing old friends, sketching outside, flowers, driving to the city
#aries
this is the money dog, repost in the next 24 hours and money will come your way!!
i DONT KNOW W HY IM LAUGHING S O HA RD A T THIS
Because of the cat’s expression & desperation to be petted?
proBAB LY
i DONT KNOW W HY IM LAUGHING S O HA RD A T THIS
Because of the cat’s expression & desperation to be petted?
proBAB LY
Just cause she’s little doesn’t mean she ain’t a bed hog…
The struggle is real
Same with cats
Yep cats are no different.lol
