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Lauriane, 18 Hey here's a list of all my shows

[hashtagloveloses]

tumblr users: please ban the Nazis

tumblr: if you post a tiddy you’ll be deleted on sight

[hashtagloveloses]

tumblr users: please ban the Nazis

tumblr: if you post a tiddy you’ll be deleted on sight

[stardustschild]

Me to my anxiety : can u like calm down these people don’t even think about you Depression : ever Me: that’s not what I meant

[catchymemes]

David Schwimmer films himself in a New York supermarket with his arms full in spoof video after police issued plea for his lookalike in the UK

[merelybeing]

Stephanie Beatriz on Brooklyn Nine-Nine representing bisexuality

[wheresmybubble]

Journal comic. Inktober day 27.

[fashion-runways]

REEM ACRA Fall/Winter 2018

[catsandkitten]

Happy sleeping yoga kitten…

[stardustschild]

Me to my anxiety : can u like calm down these people don’t even think about you Depression : ever Me: that’s not what I meant

[teaboot]

One time a guy and I were having an argument and he pulled a knife on me, and because I’m a dumbass idiot my response was to take out MY knife and go “what now, genius?” And what happened next was we just stood there for ten straight minutes not moving because niether of us wanted to put the knife down first and basically that’s our entire international situation regarding nuclear weapons

[iameatingrocks]

What happened afterwards?

[teaboot]

My mom showed up

[12b6]

Funny how we regularly turn down job applications for law student internships for having a typo in their cover letters but having three different women publicly accuse you of sexual assault doesn’t stop you from being hired for the highest possible legal job in the country 

[c3rvida3]

Someone told my ex-dad (not a sex thing; he just disowned me) that I’m trans and now he’s threatening to come to work and make a scene, and I know I should be upset, but like. What’s he gonna say exactly? And to whom? Because imagining a haggard and likely shitfaced Pennsylvania construction worker barging through the grocery store like, “HEY!!! THAT BROAD-HIPPED 5'3” EFFEMINATE KID WITH THE CONSPICUOUSLY BIZARRE NAME WHO SPEAKS IN A CARTOONISHLY AFFECTED CARICATURE OF MASCULINITY AIN’T GOT NO DICK!!! YOU GONNA BUY SCRATCH OFF TICKETS FROM SOME KINDA DICKLESS ABOMINATION??“ is wild. What’s it going to accomplish? Or is he gonna call my manager? “HELLO, I’D LIKE TO REPORT A FRAUD IN YOUR DELI DEPARTMENT. THERE IS NOT SAUSAGE AS ADVERTISED.” What the fuck.

[c3rvida3]

Odds are he’s more embarrassed of having a trans ex-kid than I am of being outed at work, so what if I go to his job and tell everyone I’m trans first? What then, coward?

[grimthetransman]

That’s such a power move.

[fozzie]

akinator updated and i feel like i dont even know him anymore

[fozzie]

youre not the man who bested me countless times in the arena of wits. youre a stranger. this victory is meaningless.

[timothechallamet]

I just had a fight with Lucille 2 because she made me miss Mom’s trial and I guess somebody saw us fighting. And if anything happened to her, you know they to blame it on the crazy vet.

[glitteryhoe-deactivated20160909]

don’t be friends with me I’m sad all the time I never text back and I only contact you if I find a good meme

[aeraspais-deactivated20260202]

[saudiflacko-deactivated20210617]

i pay attention to shit you wouldn’t even think i’m paying attention to.