Identifying..

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All the party things

FOOD TABLE

well, nourishment of some sort, for your brain. not your stomach, although you could argue that essentially normal food is, at least partially, for your brain. so, this is just a more direct source.

khanacademy.com

freerice.com

youtube.com/user/Vsauce/videos

youtube.com/user/crashcourse/videos

youtube.com/user/scishow/videos

youtube.com/user/numberhphile/videos

DECORATIONS

one of the biggest creators of the happy party atmosphere is the quickly spreading joy, all the smiling people really do rub off on us, and make the party so much more enjoyable. so, here’s a little mood setter.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-miWgMuYP4PU/T-ot9Z0FH8I/AAAAAAAAC8s/Gq_x7loewYM/s1600/G.NA+Cute+Smile+GIF.gif

http://37.media.tumblr.com/3f2ed2d11db32b39f519e1a06d7fd23c/tumblr_n3wk3y1KD51ttx0y9o1_500.gif

http://media.tumblr.com/a8dcaf63658c4e88ad24897681ddc8e9/tumblr_inline_n7kppnPCvT1sratm4.gif

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lveeqo3xd61qbm4md.gif

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mestvz1Pgb1qbjo9n.gif

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ma5r00h2Qp1qmg9vv.gif

http://img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20141027064129/survivor-org/images/c/c5/Emilia-Clarke-Cute-Smile-Laugh-Reaction-Gif.gif

http://i.imgur.com/xo0kYQK.gif

http://media.tumblr.com/9429802b3a65a1046496722e8ca23d5b/tumblr_inline_n5ojy7RIAV1rigi5e.gif

http://33.media.tumblr.com/fbf08458de806ccc653c8291d4d64033/tumblr_n0jedt554x1sb45afo1_500.gif

http://dc490.4shared.com/img/DVHzgM9i/s3/139021a88a8/big_big_big_smile_WITH_LOTS_OF.gif

https://38.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbycs8zWyh1rtifnso1_500.gif

BOOZE OR SOMETHING

disclaimer: the person who composed this list of stimulated intoxication has no experience with the effects of alcohol or any other drug. please issue your compliments towards the state, those responsible for the law on underage drinking.  

www.skytopia.com/project/illusion/didgrow.html

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UO_mMdukeo0 look away once weird blotches appear

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4umOlTPLNLM look away once weird blotches appear

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aN8SapxG2CY look away once weird blotches appear

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EKZ8i-iAuD8 look away once weird blotches appear

MUSIC

I LIKE POP, BUT I DON’T LIKE TO ADMIT THAT I DO

Frankie Cosmos

https://play.spotify.com/album/6EAwEaY4Ozymphrn5kiCwd?play=true&utm_source=open.spotify.com&utm_medium=open

Flatsound

http://open.spotify.com/album/1Axqk9WeC8xcr7xmgOCPQn

Bon Iver http://open.spotify.com/album/2wBGb1zLSWrmiOdinWE831

LIGHT VOICES AND WEIRD BLEEPS, PLEASE

Grimes

http://open.spotify.com/album/2jXthXcPiAdhatxYPv4yPk

Kitty

http://open.spotify.com/album/1Dyy9WDEXcYaMBRh2OXzKA

Purity Ring

http://open.spotify.com/album/7ppypgQppMf3mkRbZxYIFM

MUSIC ISN’T SUPPOSED TO SOUND GOOD, WORDS ARE

Andrew Jackson Jihad http://open.spotify.com/album/3OuXp5wYDLEtdPyvnba2sV

Neutral Milk Hotel

http://open.spotify.com/album/7i6AHMD700GlwhHdFx1CIG

The Mountain Goats

http://open.spotify.com/album/2kZdPnk0WEecNErchMNNPt

I’M GAY

Perfume Genius

http://open.spotify.com/album/5hjlzVCJCePW4DmMJVryla

CocoRosie

http://open.spotify.com/album/3LSrxBoKE1q7mvFqBrShuX

CONTRASTS ARE GREAT

Deftones

http://open.spotify.com/album/5LEXck3kfixFaA3CqVE7bC

Deafheaven

http://open.spotify.com/album/2kKXGWaCEl06EKZ4DxBJIT

Björk

http://open.spotify.com/album/0jCV446kPAP6H1ZpyQ3UvQ

I’M REALLY BAD AT MULTITASKING

Wintergatan

http://open.spotify.com/album/0OIm7izsWxxZL7yVjWR7ZR

Múm

http://open.spotify.com/album/4vDbs4DKm0lYk5dBVYFN52

ALL THIS MUSIC IS WEIRD

Various artists

http://open.spotify.com/user/spotify/playlist/5FJXhjdILmRA2z5bvz4nzf

RULES

please don’t roleplay or make up a character, be yourself and use your real name.

be a nice fucking person

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I'm hungry! And my throat hurts too!

There's something weirdly satisfying about announcing hunger, thirst, sickness or any similar discomforts. How has that come to be? Is it simply because we are social creatures, or is there a more selfish explanation behind it? I could imagine there's a more vital meaning behind announcing such needs, particularly in a large group, with the chance that someone can help you out, one way or another. Maybe it's simply to achieve some sort of sympathy, or a another chance that someone to identifies with what your saying therefor creating a stronger bond between you that may be handy later on. 

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Currently working on a piece concerning my thoughts and manipulation and why it’s not all that immoral. (or uncommon!)

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People who believe that Disney has some sort of evil scheme to undermine racial minorities piss me off.

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Writing Blacklist - Item # 2

Expressing the lack of overview concerning time and how much of it has passed, usually during a particularly emotional scene or period. The focus is set on the large gap in two compared time measurements.

Example:

“I don’t know much time passed as she stood there, stroking my hand, and looking into my eyes. It could’ve been mere seconds, or hundreds of years.”

Exceptions:

When used to create a humours image, in satire or other comical writing.

When situation that the characters are currently in have reason to be absurd enough for them to have little to no possibility for comparison with earlier experiences. For example, there could be doubt of the time passed, on the same scale, if an ordinary man was suddenly kidnapped by aliens and forced to count seconds at an inaccurate speed, for their entertainment. (Who wouldn’t want to see an earthling crumbling before their eyes as they lose track of their beloved time construction?)

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Writing Blacklist - Item # 1

Drastically changing facial expressions and/or body language, typically within short periods of time, that are often unimaginable or unrealistic to a laughable extent. Examples: “She grinned, just for a second.” “For a brief moment, Amanda’s entire face lit up with delight, mixed in with a hint of discomfort, before dropping back into her usual slightly annoyed expression”. Exception: When used to create a humors image, in satire or other comical writing.

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I’m really tired of people who throw around phrases like “you matter to me”, “you’re beautiful” and “I’m glad you exist”, to strangers. To me, it seems like saying this to someone you don’t know degrades the phrase and makes it less meaningful next time its rightfully used, when someone really means it. Hearing something like that really can make you feel a lot better, I imagine it could even save lives, but when you throw it out like its nothing it becomes less and less powerful until its entirely useless.

Not everyone is going to matter to you, not all strangers are beautiful and not everyone will make you happy.

disclaimers DONT THINK:

That you shouldn’t help strangers in need. (I just don’t think this is the right way to go about it)

That there aren’t phrases you can share with large amounts of people that can help them through tough situations. (I just think that personal compliments are degraded when abused)

That saying things like that are always degrading. (I just think they are when you don’t mean it, which I’d say no one truly does when it comes to strangers)

If you’re not sure what kind of posts and phrases I’m talking about here and here are some examples.