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International Women’s Day

20 New Year’s Resolutions that I’m Gonna Probably forget in an Hour.

2015 has been the dopest year. Honestly. I probably have some regrets, but I feel like I made mostly good choices? We live in a guilt culture though, so here’s a bunch of rules I’m placing on myself that literally no one else cares about and my life would be easier without:

1. Crush on uglier dudes so when they end up being major disappointments, it’s a little less disappointing.

2. Collect my freelance money like Sallie Mae. I need to set up a call-center and get some Rihanna’s on my team to retrieve my funds.

3. Get cooler vices. Being late all the time isn’t really that exciting.

4. Find more friends who cancel plans. Too many of my friends are awesome. I need some people who decide last minute that they wanna just lay on the couch.

5. Create a sleepover squad where we can just hang out and sleepover each others’ places because the trains suck after 11pm and Ubers are honestly so expensive.

6. Make so much money that I can always pay for everyone’s brunch. Be that HBBIC (Head Brunch Bitch in Charge).

7. Make YouTube videos that are worth watching.

8. Stop watching YouTube videos that aren’t worth watching.

9. Drink so much water that my skin gets too good and it wins a Nobel Peace Prize.

10. Come up with a minimal Instagram aesthetic that makes it look like I left my apartment that day.

11. Sing karaoke once a month OR get a therapist.

12. Get paid to do less work.

13. Stretch and then once I’m super flexible use that as a party trick.

14. Have more than one party trick.

15. Throw rotting fruit at bad shows. Entertainment used to get so real.

16. Stop watching reality shows OR periscope while watching reality shows for live commentary.

17. Finish a lip balm before losing it.

18. Buy an iron. But only the waffle kind. And eat waffles at home more. And at restaurants more.

19. Drink more expensive alcohol.

20. Take more expensive poops.

Man: "I need the coolest shit you can think of, painted on my car." Boy: "Sir this is Chuck E. Cheese and I'm only tw-" Man: "JUST DO IT OK." *storms out"

it's cool guys, I got this.

sonjackcarl

thefilmstage

See Bong Joon-ho’s 10 favorite films and watch his 1994 student film.

idiotssdelightt

Now you have shit to do tomorrow.

#film #korea #south korea #south korean film #bong joon-ho #the host #snowpiercer #mother #saturday #weekend #shittodo

respecturhelders

My primary thought while remaking my tinder was “is my bio stupid? Do I sound competent? Oh God. Why.”

idiotssdelightt

That should just BE your bio.

iqagency

Pantone opened a pop-up cafe where every menu item matches a Pantone swatch. That’s bold branding.

idiotssdelightt

Holy branded fuck.

chaosdad

My comic, “Not A Crime”, about the arrest and persecution of transwomen in Malaysia is finally ready! read the rest of the comic at my website http://www.kazimirlee.com/not-a-crime.html.

idiotssdelightt

Incredibly important and worth your time.

#Transgender Issues #Trans Rights #Trans Issues #Transgender Rights #Transgender #Trans People #Malaysia #Progress

fuckyeahmovieposters

The Hateful Eight

parislemon

In.

iheartmyart

Raphaëlle Martin

Effortlessly, artist Raphaëlle Martin creates sophisticated minimalistic illustrations that successfully convey their thematic subjects with little more a combination of loose brush strokes and splashes of color.

From the canicule series, 2013

From the love series, 2013

From the love series, 2013, images posted with permission of the artist.

Behance | Website

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See more artwork by Raphaëlle Martin on iheartmyart. Discover more illustration on iheartmyart.

#minimalism #art #beautiful

what a fucking shade-throwing snnow-loaf. #cat #catshade #catloaf #shadeloaf #snowcat #catsofinstagram #luca #shade #shadethrowingsnowloaf

#snowcat #catsofinstagram #catloaf #catshade #luca #shade #shadethrowingsnowloaf #cat #shadeloaf

nprfreshair

A Filmmaker And Speech Pathologist Weigh In On What It Means To ‘Sound Gay’

Is there such a thing as a “gay voice”? For gay film director David Thorpe, the answer to that question is complicated. He explores that question in his new documentary Do I Sound Gay?

“If I have to speculate about where the so-called “gay voice” comes from, for me, both the most predominant answers work: One is that as you’re acquiring language you tend to imitate the people you trust and you identify with, and certainly, for me, that was a lot of women. I always had a lot of female friends growing up, and I don’t think that’s atypical for some gay men. At the same time, I totally get that when I came out, I wanted to be recognized as gay, I wanted the world to know I was gay, and I wanted to fit into this existing community, so I think my voice really did change after I came out. I think that both the language-acquisition theory and the community-learned way of speaking hold water. It’s kind of impossible to really tangle out a single reason.”

idiotssdelightt

This is something staticbird and I have talked about a ton of times (as she is a linguist, and a genius, and a cool).

#gay voice #linguistics #dialect #david cross

catfinnish

After several weeks of chilliness and rain, summery hot weather has finally arrived to Finland as well! With temperatures often over 25 degrees in several regions, it’s an official swelter situation (”helle”), yay!

idiotssdelightt

“It’s hot to be a cat.”

#cat #Tabs #Tabitha Pembrose Cat

comakid

eucharist & gummy bears

idiotssdelightt

best combo evar

thedesignwalker

AURA C9-3 by TREKU | design Angel Martí, Enrique Delamo

idiotssdelightt

fuckin’ DO. WANT.

#mid-century modern #minimalism

thotketraccoon

unpopular opinion

i hate these cookies

christmas420-deactivated2012120

Go fuck yourself, you piece of shit. You’re the reason society is crumbling. In 20 years, New York is going to be a pile of ash and dust because people like you exist. This is why I fucking hate tubmlr.