My five year plan is to make it through this year

This blog is a mix of random fandoms and feelings. apologies to y'all who came for only one of them lol <3 ~On a brief academic hiatus~

[mortalityplays]

vegans making honey a bee labour issue is the funniest thing imaginable because like, you picked the one animal that has already unionised

[persyannabeth]

still to this day i wonder what annabeth chase in all her tiny 12 year old glory did to that lincoln continental driver

[idk-u-tell-me]

i'm still alive lol

[ashlunes]

The sword of Hades except that Thalia and Percy actually invite Nico to eat hamburgers with them cause it felt kinda mean that they didn’t ? 😭 (at least to me)

[harboursidedrive-deactivated202]

i always imagine nicos black camp half blood shift just being a patchy dye job he did in the cabin bathroom

[lurker-no-more]

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[funnytwittertweets]

[funnytwittertweets]

[typhlonectes]

[chongoblog]

ITS APRIL 13 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

FETCH ME NEIL

[chongoblog]

[the-polyhedron]

How many people’s most beloved childhood stuffed animals are actually teddy bears, like I feel like that’s a thing someone made up. Reblog this and put what your longest owned and/or favorite stuffed animal as a child was in the tags, inquiring minds want to know

[dankmemeuniversity]

[pjononsense]

Officiant: it’s time to say your vows

Percy: *pulls out 10 pages essay* don’t be intimidated Annabeth. I just wrote down whatever came to mind

Annabeth: *pulls out three ring binder* oh babe, this is gonna be embarrassing for you

[perseusjackson18]

Nico: I accidentally indulged in too much 'Me time'

Nico: Turns out, I've been reported missing for six months and presumed dead by most locals and national authorities.

[benditlikekorra]

[x] Bonus:

[anxietyproblem]

[toastbutteregg]