sad geek

she/her, 14, queer, 🇨🇴

[passedyoubyy]

“if we abolish police, who will solve crimes?” i think it’s pretty obvious buckaroo

[crow-is-me]

them too

[passedyoubyy]

thank you for this important addition, they are the heroes of this century

[brianttran-deactivated20120224]

Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

[ovod0se]

I love my mom.

I am risking nothing

I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY

Will not risk.

sorry followers :(

[whatgracelikes-deactivated20190]

omg im so glad to se so many people love their mummy

[ameriagrae]

Why’re you being mean to my mum?

[larryismyhallelujah-blog]

goddamn it

[lollie-pond-deactivated20150728]

Nope. Googled it. 15 minuets. Nope. Not taking any chances

[steampoweredplayer]

Koop

[twirliest]

This has 1.2 million reblogs … Ps not riskin it

[nathanvj]

1.4 almost ps not risking it

[queenprotein-deactivated2016012]

Fuck this post

[i-likethesummer-rain]

2.5 million notes I hate myself

[froot-lupul]

I reblogged this twice now

[insidethe99-blog]

I’m so sorry this isn’t b99 related and this isn’t real but I can’t not skip this I’m sorry

[mayannaise-hart-deactivated2021]

Not taking a fucking chance

[lethamber]

Sorry, guys, but Im not taking a chance

[celestialkeyprincess]

No chances… She’s out… And she must be protected.

[bitchwithwifivevo]

How dare you

[riarkling]

Whatcha doin to me Farkle!

[chillyclarke-deactivated2018010]

i can’t risk it

sorry babes my moms just my favorite person ever

[prettylittleliarsfan901-deactiv]

Sorry I can’t risk it

[missprincessdancingsunshine]

Fuck sorry guys  I love my mom

[masiahsrucas]

I KEEP SEEING THIS EVERYWHERE AND I END UP REBLOGGING THIS BUT I LOVE MY MOMMY SO SORRY.

[temporarilydissolving]

MY MOM IS FLYING HOME RIGHT NOW NOT EVEN FUCKING RISKING IT

[masiahsrucas]

DID SHE MAKE IT SAFELY?

[kick-my-head]

collection of Joe looking like he’s waiting for the class to be quiet so he can present his powerpoint

[christianbalesasshole]

Was trying to figure out what curt megas character name was in black friday, wiki called him "mildly peeved mega" so,, I'm now going to assume that Homeless Man and the Ex Plant Worker are just Owen Carvour and Agent Curt Mega in disguise, No one can convince me otherwise

[lightningcrashes]

shane madej about male criminals: gross. hate him

shane madej about female criminals:

[ramenuzumaki]

This post needs to be shared in all the blogs.

[arandomthot]

[agir1ukn0w]

[crackademics]

dark academia movies + books:

this post is from my personal tbr and to watch lists so i haven’t seen and read everything on this list but most are talked about in the dark academia community, it’ll help you understand the aesthetic better/immerse yourself in it. also some of the movies are absolute rubbish but they’re nice to laugh at so :) enjoy 

movies:

loving vincent (2017)

only lovers left alive (2013)

the dreamers (2003)

mary shelley (2017)

wilde (1997)

wuthering heights (1992)

the beguiled (2017)

picnic at hanging rock (1975)

another country (1984)

the riot club (2014)

the oxford murders (2008)

kill your darlings (2013)

dead poets society (1989)

stoker (2013)

the talented mr. ripley (1999)

little women (2019)

portrait of a lady on fire (2019)

the goldfinch (2019)

maurice (1987)

the picture of dorian gray (do Not watch the 2009 one, it is very cursed)

books:

paradise lost by john milton 

if we were villains by m. l. rio

the secret history by donna tartt

the goldfinch by donna tartt

the little friend by donna tartt 

the picture of dorian gray by oscar wilde

the strange case of dr jekyll and mr hyde by robert louis stevenson 

killing commendatore by haruki murakami

the bell jar by sylvia plath 

ariel by sylvia plath 

the book of disquiet by fernando pessoa 

inferno by dante 

who killed mr. chippendale by mel glenn

and then there were none by agatha christie 

the winter of our discontent by john steinback 

the lake of dead languages by carol goodman

wuthering heights by emily brontë

the master and margarita by mikhail bulgakov 

brideshead revisited by evelyn waugh 

the song of achilles by madeline miller 

circe by madeline miller 

a separate peace by john knowles 

the well of loneliness by radclyffe hall 

maurice by e. m. forster 

among the bohemians by virginia nicholson 

jonathan strange and mr norrell by susanna clarke 

the greek myths by robert graves*

the twelve olympians by charles seltman*

mythos by stephen fry*

heroes by stephen fry*

the count of monte cristo by alexandre dumas 

the magicians trilogy by lev grossman 

ninth house by leigh bardugo 

interview with the vampire by anne rice 

the talented mr. ripley by partricia highsmith 

lords and ladies by sir terry pratchett 

memoirs of hadrian by marguerite yourcenar 

spqr: a history of ancient rome by mary beard*

homosexuality and civilisation by louis crompton*

house of leaves by mark z. danielewski 

the iliad by homer

odyssey by homer

metamorphoses by ovid

the oresteia by aeschylus

*these books are more like research sources

if you want more specific lists like gothic books, mystery books, magic/fantasy related, etc. let me know!

[harry-crane]

Who wants to join my gang we’re gonna go to theme parks and boardwalks but never before sundown.

Requirements:

Must be gay

Must have no sense of fashion

Must be alarmingly interested in vampires

[shortvideosandstuff]

[the-absolute-best-posts]

[organicslut]

[crowsent]

remember, this is for a DOOR lock.

remember that when picking a DOOR lock, you have to apply a little bit of pressure to your tension wrench (the thing that you use to turn the knob). too little or too much and you wont be able to pick the door open. you can use anything for the tension wrench. a bobby pin. bits of wire. a paper clip. etc.

its best to be completely silent when youre picking locks bc theres this small ‘click’ when youre picking that you might miss if youre using headphones or listening to music.

.

if youre picking one of these

you jam something thin and long above one of the rotation dials and you push up on the shackle.

. if its one of these

you get yourself some shims. (or make one. you can make shims out of fucking soda cans), you wiggle them in the tiny space between the shackle and the body of the lock, and you pop these suckers open.

. for a chain deadbolt,

you get something flexible but sturdy and you just push this fucker down

. for one of these rotating combination locks

you can also shim this motherfucker open. jam your shims between the shackle and the body and pry it unlocked. if, for some reason, you dont wanna shim it open, maybe you dont have a shim or you just like a challenge, this bitch can be decoded ridiculously easy. heres what you do:

spin this bitch to the right about two or three times to “reset” it. then you pull up on the shackle a bit, and turn it right slowly until you hear a click. your number is two spaces further. then you turn left 360 degrees until you land on the right number again, and start turning this motherfucker left until it stops. when it stops, turn right. if its loose, its the wrong number, keep going left. if its not loose, you have the right number, and you turn right all the way until this bitch pops

.

now you know how to pick several common locks!!!!! congratulations!!!!

[summerwithaniinit]

Thanku

[official-lucifers-child]

*frantically takes more notes*

[infinitefandomstrash]

Petition for all non-transphobic Potterheads to pull a Starkid and say the books were written by Gilderoy Lockhart

[thatdude-noah]

Do I made a list of queer movies to watch during pride month! I know that this pride month is very different from others, so I made this list to give some sort of familiarity. I hope you all have a fantastic pride month. Stay proud, stay safe, and stay gay.

[riotgrrrlgerardway]

“I love America more than any other country in the world and, exactly for this reason, I insist on the right to criticize her perpetually.”- James Baldwin

A protest playlist

[chartedrights]

America is Great Again is.... genuinely one of those numbers that drives home the entire metaphor of the musical and every time I see someone say it “doesn’t fit” or “is too political” I want to scream because that’s the POINT!! The entire musical is political!!! The perversion of MacNamara’s dedication to the “universal truth of love and the strength of the human heart”, the undoing of his mercy in saving Paul and Emma, the revelation that the last authority figure they could turn to has also been infected and turned against them.... that is what the hive mind is. That is what it does!! It absorbs you and it makes you everything you hated and uses you against the people who trusted you. The metaphor is explicitly about uniformity and loss of free will.

[presidentcurtmega]

America is great again Is the best song in tgwdlm and I'm glad it's getting the appreciation it deserves

[oh-theatre]

Any of the Starkid actors do anything:

Me:

[catchymemes]

American movie be like

[inqilabi]

this is the next level

[inqilabi]

gets better. It’s actually designed for people who sit cross legged… not just for squatting lol. It’s called Soul Seat

[akitron]

this is my fidgety sitter dream

[r0sebutch]

finally. a chair for gay people.

[incorrectly-quoted-queers]

As someone who picked a wide goofy chair to sit like a cross-legged goon, this is beautiful