Follow Me If You Dare

forgot this blog existed lol. he/him? he/they?, adult ig?, big hannibal fan, aftg, romeo and hamlet kinny, love the blorbos from my degree, ask me about noun declensions

[germs-in-theory]

got bold and changed my username

burnt-sienna-soup-ladles -> germs-in-theory

[evildykehag]

If I had a gaping wound in my stomach would you. . . No. . . I shan’t say. . . . . . . Would you. . ?

[eesirachs]

i think adam touches the cut on his rib in the garden endlessly. i think his fingers find it over, over, over. i think the oozy wound interests eve. "me?" she utters, fingering it. i think she tugs on the flesh, then. he winces. "you," he replies

[demilypyro]

99% of repressors give up right before they successfully don't feel anything. Don't stop shoving it down. You can get through this unscathed

[fatal-contagion]

[guiltfactory]

tumblr is about tricking smart and funny and talented people into following me

[twothousandeight]

Roland Barthes, The Pleasure of the Text, trans. Richard Miller

[gnocchioli]

Imagine all the things I could do if I just did them.

[notkatniss]

[drtrinitysantos]

I need to smoke weed with this bitch

[valtsv]

you are my friend and to some extent the altar upon which i mount my guilt

[valtsv]

you are my friend and to an increasing extent the saviour i worship

[valtsv]

you are my friend and i hope something ruins you before i do

[mid-evil-werewolf]

You will never understand the mental torture of being 12 years old and having a debilitating crush on Hugo Weaving Elrond & having to lie to ur friends and say you like Legolas Orlando bloom like all the other girls so you don’t get fucking bullied

[mid-evil-werewolf]

Now I’m 35 and I have a live sized cardboard Elrond who lives on my stairwell & I kiss him every time I go upstairs so anyway the moral of the story is never kill yourself

[mid-evil-werewolf]

No hate on you because you’re braver than any US marine for that but I think we might have been having wildly different experiences

[senatortedcruz]

Wonderful photo

[max1461]

If you go on the mathematics genealogy project and go to Euler and just keep clicking, you can find a path that takes you all the way back to Avicenna. Although I think they are stretching the definition of "thesis advisor" somewhat the genealogies still seem correct in spirit. One of the guys has his university listed as "Ilkhan Court at Tabriz".

[max1461]

i want to study at Ilkhan Court at Tabriz university

i will spell color as رنگ and measure distance in parasang. i would watch buzkashi on the steppe all day while drinking ayrag with my yurt mates. i'll have khorkhog every day that's worth 5 dirham. i would go to naadam festivals every year. i am also more likely to meet tatars, Ibn al-Fuwati, Shams al-Din Juvayni and Hülegü Khan.

i wish i was perso-mongol :(

[charlestrask]

sexual thrill at the mere prospect of cataloging things in a database

[consulships]

a little cato anyone...

[angelofweirdness]

I don't know what to say. This is exactly what it looks like... (Dean's jacket and Cas's trenchcoat gained sentience and are going at it)

I blame the destiel discord server.