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forgot this blog existed lol. he/him? he/they?, adult ig?, big hannibal fan, aftg, romeo and hamlet kinny, love the blorbos from my degree, ask me about noun declensions

[germs-in-theory]

got bold and changed my username

burnt-sienna-soup-ladles -> germs-in-theory

[girleraser]

my producer tagline if I made songs: hi

[sluttynurse]

probably the worst attitude tumblr unintentionally cultivates is "the world out there is completely dangerous for you and no one can possibly understand you, so you should isolate yourself from it and avoid interacting with it as much as possible"

[sweatermuppet]

being in yr 20s is abt experiencing the worst thing you can imagine & then having to go to the grocery store

[sweatermuppet]

[sobs until im physically ill] [buys greek yogurt] [repeat]

[oobbbear]

[vivid-sector]

doomscrolling thru the weather app

[applepieandcupcakess]

don’t worry you’re not that girl from 7th grade anymore

[befikra]

i bet it feels good to be an underwater plant just swaying in sync with the flow of water

[befikra]

[bilvy]

happy pride month from skrillex

[lkbh]

ronan :(

[ganseyexcelsior]

i love him so much

[the-clapping-smiling-pig]

You have to careful about masturbating to your imagination cause god doesn’t know about imagination so he will assume you are jacking off to whatever is around you like dust, a dead bug, birds nest. And if you jerk off to a poisonous bug (or if god assumes you have) then you do go to hell

[vvenus-child]

It's truly impressive how those men in the Iliad managed to talk to each other so much in the middle of fights

[exhumated]

[melxmorbidity]

guyz hopefully this will be me in tha back someday.. (unless one of u guyz wanna make it happen.. :P)

[dominiqueramseyart]

"Chains" speed paint

Drawn in Procreate

slight flash warning

[germs-in-theory]

i think dgd finally got me…

[machine-unlearning]

god I'm such a slut for Chinese eggplant in garlic sauce *decides it’s inaccurate to refer to myself as a slut in light of my minimal sexual activity* if The Enemy discovered my ardor for Chinese eggplant in garlic sauce, they would gain a significant strategic advantage

[veliseraptor]

the scenario: a stranger knocks on your door and tells you that they lived at your current residence as a child and would like to come in and look around.

assuming safety is not a concern, would you:

agree

refuse

Voting ended on14h