OMGPIRATES

I am the liberal equivalent of Trump; which is to say I am liberal, idiotic, and should never be put in office.

[sprousetwinsblog]

[glowbugsquall]

[mslornadane]

DR QUACK WHAT IS GOING ON BEHIND THAT CURTAIN

[webkinzproblems]

[idkgoaskyourdad]

Commercial idea: A woman's march meets a large, violent men's rights group and right before it gets intense Kylie Jenner walks up to the men and says "15 minutes could save you 15% or more on car insurance." Everyone hugs and cries of happiness. Rainbows appear in the sky, and in white letters the word GEICO shows up on the screen.

[bob-belcher]

[mkldesign-deactivated20240130]

#lettering #handlettering #handwriting #type #typography #calligraphy #calligratype #calligritype #thedailytype #slowroastedco #brushpenlettering #paulapoundstone

[idkgoaskyourdad]

What if Decartes never had a grasp on the concept of object permanence?

[christophernolans-deactivated20]

[faking-fairytales-deactivated20]

This was the single funniest thing I have ever seen a president do.

I’M STILL LAUGHING.

I will never not reblog this.

[mzhr-deactivated20191219]

Let’s all take a moment to remember that Obama actually fucking did this omg

[catastrofe]

waterbending at its finest

[wildsagebythemountaingoats]

no you guys dont understand

she’s the voice actress for korra

she is the avatar

[premiium-deactivated20140323]

o m f g

[fantasising-about-escape-blog]

[ratbrick]

OHMYGOD. 

Why would there be a bottle of wine on the stove?!

[iwritewithaposionpen-hasmoved]

WTF Barbie you can’t use a cutting board for a bulletin board

[dirtinthenails]

BARBIE! you should know better than to leave a cheese grater on the edge of the fridge! someone could get hurt!

[swanofmischief]

Um, okay, DOES NO ONE REALIZE THAT BARBIE is cleaning her kitchen floor with a garden hose? Get it together, Barbie.

[radical-sin-deactivated20140212]

OH MY GOD BARBIE! ARE YOU JUST GOING TO LEAVE THOSE DIRTY DISHES IN YOUR SINK? SERIOUSLY GET IT TOGETHER BARBIE!

[enregize-deactivated20180729]

…Seriously?

People. Wow. Open your EYES.

Is NOBODY going to point out how Barbie is CLEANING HER FLOOR

IN

WHITE

PANTS???

[arsenalqueened-deactivated20150]

CLOSE THE DAMN REFRIGERATOR! YOUR LETTING ALL THGE COLD OUT!

[underneath-corktrees]

Barbie, seriously? The blender on top of the fridge? You could get hurt!!1

[murdock]

Guys for the love of god how can you not notice the freaking rat next to the fridge?! WTF Barbie? Clean your house more often, would ya?

[girlyghosty]

Barbie, who the hell puts a calculator on their fridge. COME ON! GET WITH THE TIMES!

[strawberryoverlord]

I love how everyone pretends not to notice the toaster next to the sink. BARBIE! YOU COULD GET ELECTROCUTED IF THAT FELL IN! GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER GURL!

[offvocalremade]

what the hell is wrong with you people???!?!?!

omfg how can you not notice the fact the fridge has three layers of drawers on the bottom? what the fuck?? barbie fridges dont work that way im sorry

[aeolus06]

SERIOUSLY?!! YOU PEOPLE ARE SICK! CAN YOU SEE THAT A SERIOUS CRIME HAS BEEN COMMITTED HERE?!!

THAT WALLPAPER! IT’S HIDEOUS! Get a freakin’ sense of style, woman!

[politenuclearbomb]

theres a dead body

[catfoundation-deactivated201805]

Whoop there goes the joke

[topeka]

[idkgoaskyourdad]

Cars 2 was in 2011?

[captainevans]

In case anyone hasn’t heard yet, now the GOP has introduced a bill that would pull the United States out of the U.N.

[cherryliqor-deactivated20180108]

[johnhexcarter]

It’s called the American Sovereignty Restoration Act of 2017 and boy howdy that name alone is freightening

[idkgoaskyourdad]

Lol this has been proposed literally every other year since 1997 it won't pass

[dumbkawaii]

[tastefullyoffensive]

George W. Bush is the Michael Scott of Presidents. (via mo_wad/brokuski)

[thenatsdorf]

No bubbles!

[idkgoaskyourdad]

14 year old boy: *watches the new years countdown ball drop*

14 year old boy: lol same

[idkgoaskyourdad]

Challenge: watch the entire The Office (U.S.) finale without even welling up.