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[mingus-archives]

Local friend group will go to war for sad trash wizard

[spocktheestallion]

Anyone have any recs for shadowgast fics where Essek is really yearning and desperate and pathetic? Like really in the trenches? Not for me of course I’m a good Christian and I wouldn’t be into something like that. But like if I was what would you recommend.

[mingus-archives]

This is so fucking funny Wic has literally no clue what a cleric does because every "cleric" he knows is a fucked up half-angel, corrupt politician, or a literal demon

[fumbledpaladin]

It's so funny people think Fjord is the leader. He never makes any decisions at all. He literally just sits there and listens, even if he thinks what they're doing is a bad idea. And sometimes he laughs.

And only when it seems like everyone is done talking, and they've come to some kind of conclusion, he plays 'midshipman obvious' and declares something like

"Right! So, wer'e doing the thing."

And then they go do the thing.

[justsomeone76]

imagine dying and then waking up to watch your old friend's annoying punkass kid having a threesome in a brothel. and you can't move and it's like did the sleep paralysis demon compare notes with the succubus, which would track with the situation except all the demons you know are indie artists or nuns. and then like two hours later you get to see a different old war buddy except the punk ass kid lets him go into the murdershop. and then another two hours later you get to see your wife and the first old friend, except, uh oh! Hand In Skull.

Happened to my buddy Thjazi Fang.

[mingus-archives]

This whole time I've been seeing the hashtag and line 'Aeor is for Lovers' around Tumblr and I had assumed it was because Caleb and Essek get closer together there, along with the fact that Beau and Yasha as well as Fjord and Jester are together by the time the Aeor arc happens in the campaign. Now I got to ep 134 in the campaign and was NO ONE going to tell me that 'Aeor is for Lovers' started as the joke phrase Beau and Veth made up because they kept headcannoning the monsters they found in Aeor as being in relationships???

[athenas-only-daughter]

i miss c4. i miss my wife (critical role campaign 4). when will my wife (critical role campaign 4) come home.

[neinravens]

Essek not letting go of Caleb when the Nein return from the Happy Fun Ball. No it's FINE.

[tanoraqui]

I think the funniest thing the Schemers could do would be for Murray to offer her services to House Cormoray in promoting their power in the Dol Makjar and stomping out opposition thereto, so the table shifts from “Halandil Fang & the Homicidal Gingers” to “Halandil Fang & the People Explicitly Tasked By Respective Sundered Houses With Stopping Him From Leading a Cultural Revolution/Reclamation.”

[but-the-library-of-alexandria]

Caleb and Essek will look at Orym and Dorian and say which one of you is the pretty young nobleman with a rocky family situation who hides his social awkwardness with a charismatic mask and which is the sad traumatised ex soldier still stuck in the memories that took their first love from them and then not wait for an answer before matchmaking them in the most confusing and obscure way possible

[corrya]

I love how the narrative encourages you to put faith in the Einefasen only for them to continiously underdeliver.

[your-turn-to-role]

love the audacity of going up to thaisha lloy, local hero, to inform her you're attempting to arrest her baby daddy (also locally beloved) for stealing HER SWORDS (currently wielded by their daughter)

[lowercass]

I love how we got confirmation this cooldown from Brennan that Yes, Thjazi was the shadow that tried to choke Julien to death on the way to Tannesar, but it was under the context of leaving Aranessa behind and being Big Mad TM about it. So now to me it just reads as:

"You left Nessa??! >:( You leave Nessa behind?!?!? >:( Death!! Death by choking for a thousand years!!"

[twicetolivetwicetodie]

Looking at Vax's wiki and the Matron brings him back multiple times. Even one time as a revenant (temporarily). She's so funny, she's really like "I hate the undead, they're unnatural and go against the world order. Not my champion though. He's special."

[lesbeauien]

I love that Azune is the inside man for the Magpies, and that’s true

And he’s the inside man for the Einfasen, which is sort of true

And he’s the inside man for the Candescent Creed, which isn’t true

[narcoticwriter]

This guy from the Archanade: Halandil Fang stole the Pariah Blades.

Thaisha Lloy, part of the family that made the Pariah Blades: Really. That's interesting. Because my family specifically wanted those back.

[seelieyoulater]

Thjazi said to lock the fuck in