shit boy i die

atticus - 18 - esfp he/him/his

[too-ticki-blog]

Percy, calm the fuck down  (x)

[watchthelightfade]

mary shelley: hey, you wanna go grab a burger king? me, percy shelley: Good morning, are you perchance tempted to acquire a Meaty Sandwich Royal?

[kittykittyme]

The original “me, an intellectual” meme

[brokebackboys]

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[loveandddrevenge]

are tea bombs the new thing

[bittymoonbear-deactivated201807]

I really hope so

[splittercore-moved-deactivated2]

BORN TO ISOLATE WORLD IS A SCARY Avoid Em All 1989 I am anxious man 410,757,864,530 CANCELLED PLANS

[sparrf-blog]

i keep thinking about that tribe of baboons where all the alpha males died from eating poison garbage and then the baby boy monkeys were taken care of by the lady monkeys and never got socialized to be aggressive so they all just live peacefully and groom eachother instead of fighting and killing eachother and its been generations of that, it only took 1 wipeout of the aggressive males to change the whole social order of the species i am crying they must be so much happier

[borderline--feline]

me: sees interaction between fp and someone else

bpd: ’,:-)

me: do not

[zellah7]

bye i love this

[landunderthewave]

Man: Siri, what is 1 trillion to the tenth power? Siri: Calculation. The answer is one zero zero zero zero zero [continuing] Man: *starts beatboxing to the rhythm. Woman 1: *joins in* Woman 2: *starts singing to the rhythm*

[blonde-vulcan-deactivated201608]

This is sO GOOD

[bestofpokemongo]

I think I stumbled upon some kind of sacrifice 

[tootsieboy-deactivated20171122]

repeat after me: fuuuuuuuuuuuck thaaaaat

[1000125]

im having such a hard time finding tumblr themes lmao. im so blind pls…make the posts bigger.

[driflloon]

me dying n seeing my life flash before my eyes: ….she’s just like…so dumb

[evilrick-deactivated20181029]

I love all 5 of my followers tbh

[evilrick-deactivated20181029]

the gangs all here

[the-laissez-pharaoh]

Every time I think I’ve seen “the most 2016 headline ever”, they somehow manage to top themselves.

[idkmasu-blog]

character: isn't human + has incredible superhuman abilities

me: haha ok imagine them being exactly the same but like.. grocery shopping. they go shopping for groceries

[gold-kushkloudz]

[idkmasu-blog]

Cutthroat Kitchen

Alton Brown: I want a grilled cheese

that one contestant: I grew up on grilled cheese, I eat it every day for breakfast, once I fucked a grilled cheese

contestants: *go shopping*

that one contestant: I look down at the basket, and I realize I forgot the bread and cheese

[jncos]

vengaboys haiku

We like to party.

We like, we like to party.

We like to party.

[notsogrumpy-curls]

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