If you try to say anything to me today that's not about my flying fish pepper shaker from the antique store, I will beat the shit out of you. I'm so serious.
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If you try to say anything to me today that's not about my flying fish pepper shaker from the antique store, I will beat the shit out of you. I'm so serious.
Parents: why you wanna move so bad
Me: independence
Me in head: gettin a lizard
Most Celebrities: embarassed by their old tweets, pretend they don’t exist.
Ice T:
That sounds excruciating and he should 1) see a doctor, and 2) repent for his cursing us with seeing that tweet in the first place
waLk into the club like whaddup i got oh no oh god im in the wrong building im so sorry i didnt mean to interrupt this funeral god bless
invented a chess opening called the lovers gambit where you toss the pieces aside and start kissing your opponent on the table
I think I know how humans can beat supercomputers at chess again
i cant help but hope the vague physical form my mutuals have invented for when they think of me is hot
i think people in the middle ages acutally did know how to make photorealistic drawings they just chose not to because it’s funnier to draw some fucked up creature
they actually did make photorealistic drawings things just looked different back then
I don’t wanna live in a society I wanna sit in a test chamber and respond to stimuli
And get juice reward