every atom of you, and every atom of me

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[c3rvida3]

If you try to say anything to me today that's not about my flying fish pepper shaker from the antique store, I will beat the shit out of you. I'm so serious.

[daily-spooky]

[doped-up-marxist]

[paincakex]

[thebootydiaries]

Parents: why you wanna move so bad

Me: independence

Me in head: gettin a lizard

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

Most Celebrities: embarassed by their old tweets, pretend they don’t exist.

Ice T:

[libertineangel]

That sounds excruciating and he should 1) see a doctor, and 2) repent for his cursing us with seeing that tweet in the first place

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[gawd-desses]

[ryebreadgf]

[punkrorschach]

[frozenartscapes]

[nflstreet-deactivated20180710]

[legalmexican]

[dad1]

[iraffiruse]

[analwithpayne-deactivated201312]

waLk into the club like whaddup i got oh no oh god im in the wrong building im so sorry i didnt mean to interrupt this funeral god bless

[romcommunist]

invented a chess opening called the lovers gambit where you toss the pieces aside and start kissing your opponent on the table

[biggaybunny]

I think I know how humans can beat supercomputers at chess again

[skepticalfrog]

i cant help but hope the vague physical form my mutuals have invented for when they think of me is hot

[skepticalfrog]

[karometeenk]

i think people in the middle ages acutally did know how to make photorealistic drawings they just chose not to because it’s funnier to draw some fucked up creature

[bunniope]

they actually did make photorealistic drawings things just looked different back then

[motherfucker-unlimited]

I don’t wanna live in a society I wanna sit in a test chamber and respond to stimuli

[motherfucker-unlimited]

And get juice reward