Some Random Emo Bitch

Hi I'm Caterina, I'm 24, and I've been here for WAY too long.

[ortut]

Via

[that-queer-being]

I belive in one (1) thing:

Brooklyn Nine Nine (B99), Queer Eye, and John Mulaney exist in the exact same universe.

[science]

[bunjywunjy]

…I mean, if I was an elephant, that’s exactly what I would do.

[abolish-everything-deactivated2]

“Come on lads it’s time to fucking uuuhhh step on some things”

[armedandgayngerous]

is this that Smashing Pumpkins band

[weirdstuffandthingsthatmatter]

[reducedlunch]

this post came into my house, took me by the ankles and swung me into every available surface

[boringangel]

moon: full

titties: out

[boringangel]

tumblr: no

[thatiswhy]

I am forcibly removed from the blog I’ve been running for 9+ years.

[forthehungryboy]

You know when people say “I watched this movie because you talked about it” or “I’ve been listening to this artist because I know you like it”, tenderness

[marisatomay]

I lay awake at night dreading the day when a very potter musical is no longer outrageously funny to people because they don’t understand all of the painfully 2009 cultural references that are made

[professorsparklepants]

Isn’t this what happened to Shakespeare

[shorthistorian]

Future editions of AVPM will have a footnote explaining who Zac Efron was.

[kimaeriforme]

Adam Howden is a gift.

[imaslave4u]

Britney leaving the Beverly Hills Hotel for a trip to the beach in Santa Monica, CA (April 23, 2004)

[deaexlibris]

*sudden realization that next year is like 3 weeks away*

[unsav4ble-deactivated20140506]

what

[notusuallyprepared]

what.

[dismalboii]

What

[wanda-maximoff-aesthetic-deacti]

what

[bubblecake]

what

[pyjamalion]

what

[rabbit-tank]

what

[memedong]

what

[emelia-jpg-deactivated20150321]

Hey macklemore can we go thrift shopping

[perksofbeingalesbian]

When a girl is moaning “please don’t stop!” in bed, I don’t give a fuck how much your arm hurts, you deal with the pain and don’t stop fucking her

[tandembicycles]

what if we called “flat” soda “flaccid” soda instead

[somecunttookmyurl]

hey, tandem?

[tandembicycles]

I’m out for the evening

[somecunttookmyurl]

ok i’ll wait

[priestofkhonsu]

Tandem, come home and face the horror you’ve created

[tandembicycles]

no

[lrawrasaur]

this is what i’ll miss when tumblr dies

[tandembicycles]

Flaccid soda isn’t confined to a website, it’s in your heart

[apricops]

on Tumblr you can just pile up some dirt wherever you want and someone will decide it’s a hill to die on

[greglestrade]

HONESTLY ???????!?!?!?!?!?!

[bellenoel]

Tumblr when they were removed by Apple from the App Store:

Tumblr “working as quickly as possible to resolve the issue”:

Tumblr on December 18th looking for 60% of their users:

[bellenoel]

Underrated post

[rubysapphrald]

not now sweetie. mommy’s drawing troll hatsune miku

[rubysapphrald]

your name is HATSUN MEEKOO and BOY do you love LEEKS

[angelbrained]

mikustuck fucking WHEN

[antiocheanism]

Bioware: here’s a 40 second clip and an image

Fans for the next 3-5 years: