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sonoanthony

#CLOCKED

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Rosemarie wasn’t ready

onlyblackgirl

Rosemarie got dragged by Target.

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Apps To Kill Time On

Keep seeing some posts circulating about popular websites and wanted to make a version for apps.

These are apps I’m way too addicted to. Am I missing any?

P.S. I’m on an iPhone so these are iPhone apps, but probably have an Android version too.

Edit: Sorry for all the time I’ve taken away from your life

Spellbound - addictive horror 👻 and romance stories

Bettr - the reason my friends are jealous of my Insta

Commaful - popular fanfiction, story, and poetry community 👑

Sweatcoin - get paid to walk

Helix Jump - legit the most addicting game on my phone

Out of Tune - win cash by guessing songs

Baseball Boy - addicting game where you smash a ⚾️

Dune! - Ride the sand dunes like a baller!! so much fun

Color Meme - color in all dem dank memes (surprisingly relaxing)

Sling Drift - beep beep - level 70 is insane 🚗

Ball Gates - it’s surprisingly fun to navigate balls through gates

Bumper - kill them all!!!!! 😈 (i alway win)

1Q - get paid to answer simple questions

Wind Rider - fly through a city in a wing suit

Impossible Bottle Flip - mindlessly addicting

Fire Balls - shoot balls at obstacles. gets pretty hard

Splashy - bounce the ball accurately to survive. requires focus

Snakes Vs. Blocks - even more fun than the original snake hehe

Tenkyu - tilt your phone and watch the relaxing magic happen

Twenty48 Solitaire - put your sexy math skills to the test

Tornado - be a tornado and destroy everythinggg

Knock Balls - shoot down blocks with a canon - surprisingly relaxing

Pick The Gold - find the gold and diamonds!

Wishbone - fun game for comparing stuff like hair, celebs, sports

Hole - fuck up a city muahaha

Dosh - get paid to shop

Yarn - stories that are seriously creepy af

You’re welcome 😉

chrissongzzz

This is Dope

minusthelove

This is my shit man

imaniakika

This is a fucking mood

blackfashion

Girls Need Love by Summer Walker

wnq-writers

It was a toxic suffocation from the beginning. But I chose to ignore it. The warning signs were there, blaring words telling me to get out and protect myself before anything happened. But you calmed me. You spoke to the demons that haunted me and chased away the anxiety that plagued my body. You made me so certain that, this undefined relationship we shared was something that had long breached friendship and was simply clambering around for more. Our hugs would soothe me even after the most tumultuous day and you would whisper how nice it felt to be wrapped in familiar arms that felt like home. That statement boggled my mind and made me understand why everything with you was alright. Everything was calm, nothing hurt and I felt like I could take on the world. Except you didn’t feel like home - you were home. Home without a warning home packed up and left. Moved to the other side of the country and left me to fend for myself, if that was possible. Home took my strength as it found another occupant who publicised their new residence as I watched home from a distance finally feeling like what I’d become. I was homeless but my home was still there but caring for someone else. That when the demons returned. Except these were new and constantly reminded me of the home I had lost. Reminded me of exactly what the perfect tenant should have been like. It was my fault that I no longer had a home and even now the pain still eats away at me as I close my eyes and try to forget the comfort and safety I was provided before I let it slip through my fingers. If I had noticed what was happening I would have help on harder, fought harder to keep that sense of belonging with me.

writing prompt #67: write about an almost relationship, which broke your heart| mkc (via wnq-writers)

stability

boyx-deactivated20190424

*turns into a tree to avoid responsibilities*

hilarioushumorfromouterspace

artsnquotes

I want to make beautiful things, even if nobody cares.

Saul Bass (via wordsnquotes)

micdotcom

Watch: This guy built Thor’s hammer IRL, that only he can lift.

laughterbynight

A+ THAT IS HOW YOU FUCK WITH PEOPLE

officialpigeon

“Money can’t make you happy”

WELL IT SURE AS HELL AINT GONNA MAKE ME SAD

skreamingninja

autohaste

If depression was a musical

capacity

This is a bop

squarecutorpearshape-deactivate

okay but this person’s comedic timing is insane

ithelpstodream

Agreed.

orpheusmorpheous

What the fuck do you think that thing on his head is?

animentality

a demonic parasite.

theoppositeofadults

vacron

EM juste après :

thecoppercow

Oh but it gets better, look! :

Language-based cheeky trolling is my fave kind of trolling…

fyp-psychology

33 Unusual Tips to Being a Better Writer

via James Altucher

Back in college, Sanket and I would hang out in bars and try to talk to women but I was horrible at it.

Nobody would talk to me for more than thirty seconds and every woman would laugh at all his jokes for what seemed like hours.

Even decades later I think they are still laughing at his jokes. One time he turned to me,

“the girls are getting bored when you talk. Your stories go on too long. From now on, you need to leave out every other sentence when you tell a story.”

We were both undergrads in Computer Science. I haven’t seen him since but that’s the most important writing (and communicating) advice I ever got.

33 other tips to be a better writer:

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You wake up from an one night stand with Sharon that you met from tinder. She’s classy and amazing, and said that she was going to make you breakfast. You get dressed and walk out to the dining table, and Jonah hill is sitting there with a cup of orange juice.

What do you do