[allthingsmacandcheese]

[pariztexas-deactivated20210721]

The Big Lebowski (1998) dir. Joel and Ethan Coen

[ridleydaisy]

the curse of the black pearl vs at world’s end

[asuna-tan-deactivated20150626]

I love this because you have Elizabeth who couldn’t even defend herself in the first one to becoming this master sword fighter and leader of ALL pirates. You watch Will who was just this angsty little brat head over heels for Elizabeth become this grown man who faced all his demons.

and then there’s Jack

[sarahsupastar]

“Elizabeth who couldn’t even defend herself”

Do you mean…

Elizabeth who improvised a weapon when pirates invaded her bedroom

Elizabeth who could have run for the exits but instead went straight for the swords

Elizabeth who demanded to speak with a pirate captain and then used the leverage she had to get him to agree to her demands

Elizabeth who CAME AT BARBOSSA WITH A GODDAMN KNIFE and then fucking STABBED HIM when she couldn’t get away

Elizabeth who was trapped on a tiny island with nothing but crates of rum and a man she couldn’t stand and who used those supplies to summon a rescue party for herself

Elizabeth who made a rope out of sheets and climbed down the back of a ship to save the day herself when no one would listen to her about how dangerous the pirates were

Elizabeth who snuck onto the Black Pearl, knocked two cursed pirates straight off their ship, and rescued Jack’s entire crew

Elizabeth who rowed straight back into danger without any backup instead of running away with everyone else

Elizabeth who came to Will’s rescue with a blunt object and a one-liner

Elizabeth who proceeded to team up with Will to take down all the remaining pirates in the cave

Elizabeth who – without being asked or told what was going on – faked unconsciousness to create a distraction for Will’s rescue of Jack

Elizabeth who stepped in front of a ring of muskets, successfully protecting Jack and Will from being shot or captured

Elizabeth may have learned some impressive sword tricks in the later movies, but she was a Badass from day one.

[muldertorture-deactivated202104]

preach

[katiethecumberbabe-deactivated2]

Elizabeth Swann is a queen.

[deadmomjokes]

[that-catholic-shinobi]

Nothing but respect for MY pirate king

[bass-clarinette]

Sorry I can’t come in today, It is a national holiday

[bongjoonhoe]

Mike Myers in Bohemian Rhapsody (2018) // Mike Myers in Wayne’s World (1992)

[anxietyproblem]

[vonter-voman]

Lynda Carter in promotional material for The New Adventures of Wonder Woman (1977)

[catscenter]

[anxietyproblem]

[princesshamlet-deactivated20210]

when is this ever not a big mood

[thegoldenyearz]

Robert De Niro in Mean Streets directed by Martin Scorsese, 1973 

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

hey remember in 2016 when clown attack panic was a thing? and 2 years later it’s managed to leave no lasting indent in the American psyche, how does that work

[cat-government]

happy kitty

[captainsamerica]

Daniel Radcliffe Plays With Puppies While Answering Fan Questions

[idkmybffgio]

Hi sometimes I’m still here. Sometimes.

[thedarkdomain]

Wait a minute…

[scrabblezard]

This is what American politics is like

[aanakin]

First look at Star Wars IX