I Have No Idea What I'm Doing

[idksomethingclever99]

Ya think, in a hypothetical crossover of Phineas & Ferb and The Magnus Archives, Lawrence Fletcher bought something from Mikaele Salesa?

[idksomethingclever99]

Currently love the head cannon that the first person who Caine gets into a heated, but still friendly argument with is Gangle. Like, the picture is so clear in my mind: Zooble and/or Pomni round a corner and see them yelling, gesticulating wildly, maybe even calling each other names, but when they go to break it up, Gangle and Caine are confused, like, they didn't even notice how heated they were getting. And when they mention it, they're just like 'oh yeah, we were just talking about some anime, we do this, like, once a week' cause, I'mma be real, now that they have Internet access, Gangle would ABSOLUTELY be sailing the high seas to get caught up on all her favs, and I can totally see Caine getting into it via osmosis.

As you can tell, I took the crumbs of their maybe friendship from the end of Episode 9 and am now in love with their possible dynamic.

[idksomethingclever99]

You know what's a really overdone trope? The villain defeats the hero somehow, and they get depressed about it. It's been done with Tom & Jerry, Will E. Coyote and the Road Runner, hell, that was the entire premise of Megamind. Like, it's still good and all, but why can't the hero defeat the villain and regret it?

[idksomethingclever99]

Word order changes everything. My evidence:

The difference between: "The Demon King was defeated by a child." and "A child defeated the Demon King." Other than a leftover 'was' and 'by' these are the same sentence. However, one implies that the Demon King is kind of pathetic, and the other implies that the child is really strong.

[idksomethingclever99]

Weird thing I'm only just now noticing, but Kinger mentioned that there were brain scans that Caine was able to make use of to make everyone. Yet, he didn't expect Ragatha to show up, and Pomni's appearance surprised him just as much as it surprised everyone else, or at least, it seemed like it did. That's odd, isn't it?

[idksomethingclever99]

So there's an episode where Phineas & Ferb make a growth elixir that Doofenshmirtz sprayed over the entire universe, making everything, like, 10 times bigger (that's an arbitrary estimate on my part since Candace says she's 5'08" then grows to 50 feet in the episode, it's even in the title). So... Does that mean everything is fucking giant in their universe now, but due to relativity we just don't notice?

[torracat]

this is the money garf. reblog for untold pasta and riches to come your way

[idksomethingclever99]

Considering people will eat pineapple despite being allergic to it, there are ABSOLUTE vampires who eat shit with garlic.

[idksomethingclever99]

So, started playing Night in the Woods for the first time, and uh... There's no hidden true/best ending that requires you to be good at the bass mini game, is there?

[aropride]

apparently u can't add polls to posts from 12 years ago so i'm screenshotting it

what "level" are you

egg

hatchling

baby dragon

dragon

still a dragon

mega dragon

super hella dragon

UNHOLY OFFSPRING OF LIGHTNING AND DEATH

Voting ended onJul 16

[lostinthewrongfandom]

@mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

DO I GET TO BE A FUCKING NIGHTFURY???!!?!?!!?!!??

[idksomethingclever99]

I'm that weird inbetween of 'hatchling' and 'baby dragon' that apparently just doesn't exist?

[idksomethingclever99]

Hey, what would happen if you replaced the water in a sauna with alcohol?

[idksomethingclever99]

You know, I was gonna make a rant post about Von Karma being an absolute buffoon, but the more I think about it, the more I realize that prosecutors in the world of Ace Attorney are just allowed to commit straight up perjury and other felonies all the time.

Then Phoenix uses false evidence ONE TIME on ACCIDENT and it's suddenly a big deal!

[vilestvillaincontest]

Vilest Villain Contest! Round 1! Part 50!

Naga (Bakugan: Battle Brawlers)

Lewis Dodgson (Jurassic Park)

Jane Prentiss (The Magnus Archives)

Voting ended onJul 8

Jane Prentiss art by @clairebearsparkles

[idksomethingclever99]

How is the interdimensional world-destroying dragon losing to the worm lady (no offense meant) and the dude who had 1 scene?!

[clegfly]

[idksomethingclever99]

Do I need to bring a gift? Not against it, but what could I possibly bring that is better than stick and/or hoop?

[idksomethingclever99]

God, I need a fic that looks at how Asgore handled suddenly being in a Dark World with his wedding bouquet trying to make him feel better.

[idksomethingclever99]

FUCK! I COMPLETELY FORGOT THAT FALLING DOWN MEANS SOMETHING ELSE TO MONSTERS!

[idksomethingclever99]

GUYS! HELP! FLOWER MAN IS TOO DAMN CATCHY! NOW THAT I'M NOT RAGING AT THE FINAL BOSS, IT WON'T LEAVE MY HEAD!