No harm ever came from reading a book

Hello! I'm Rebecca. 29. British. A blog with no thematic consistency, and a lot of queueing because I’m not paid to reblog Loki posts (sadly).

[echotunes]

(to the tone of creep by radiohead) but i'm asleep. on mypillow

[fuck-philip-banks]

[edgebug]

"wholesome" and "pure" are not antonyms of "sexual" btw

[snout]

the years have made me weird and strange to talk to. but still i must post

[nycswebhead]

got really fucking high the other day and convinced myself that there was a new villain in the city and had a full on fight with a rat. not like a superpowered rat just regular

[its-rats]

:(

[nycswebhead]

god im sorry.

[nycswebhead]

i loved you in ratatouille

[zoctopode]

can you imagine being a parent in the pokemon world and your kid comes home with one of those straight up basically human pokemon. i know those motherfuckers can talk.

its morning. i see my childs Throh getting some oj from the fridge. 'morning', i say. he doesnt catch himself in time and says 'morning' back. he freezes and we both stare at each other knowingly. 'throh,' he says, but its too fucking late

[clingyduoapologist]

Your friend’s unpublished fic idea is kind of a dead wife

[dazzling-galaxy]

i also want to read this guy’s dead wife

[maridoodles]

silly thief king doodles

[sandmandaddy69]

[bearlocked]

[dahlia-molinas]

if christopher nolan was really the visionary and ground-breaking director everyone claims he is he would have cast ben affleck as penelope

[suigintou]

i bet it feels good as fuck to erupt from the soil as a skeleton warrior

[viralfrog]

[dykeferatu]

i’m not even that much of a pervert i can just find the eroticism in anything. doesn’t get me bricked up necessarily i just like to appreciate it.

[roadhogsbigbelly]

i honestly don't really understand why "some people prefer watching gameplay online rather than playing games themselves" is treated as such a taboo when being a spectator is considered a pretty mundane way to engage with most sports, game shows, reality tv or even just like. chess.

[fluentisonus]

they're trying to get me to do something called ""my job"" instead of reading about medieval english poaching laws

[cherushiina]

hands you petri dish sized creatures

[kosmogrl]