a blossom lost in fandom

secret sideblog largely for fanfic purposes which is why i cannot follow back it's not because i don't love you! regular Yuletide contributor, currently brainrotting hard on Jet Lag The Game.

[smgvault]

Sarah Michelle Gellar, All My Children promotional photos (1994). Ph: Robert Milazzo.

[fishing-princess]

For thousands of years humanity has selectively bred chickens to have larger breasts and to have to lay eggs constantly. We did it to get more meat and per chicken, but from the perspective of the domesticated chickens they’re sorta living in a very specific fetish scenario

[aliceoverzero]

The first tags I see on this are absolutely inspired. Incredible pervert lesbian website.

[ubercharge]

after i finished this i paused and thought i don't have the heart to eat these women. but maybe you do. if you're hungry

[idle-flower]

[idle-flower]

posted deliberately without context

[starsveil]

[idle-flower]

i have a friend with a booth at opensauce and i keep wanting to joke about being on the lookout for brian except he wouldn't actually know who brian is

(at least i don't THINK he does but then again he might idk. he does know who tom scott is, unsurprisingly, but says they've never met)

[idle-flower]

I AM NOT CANADIAN

[bethanyeliseart]

they do toxic yuri like no one else

[idle-flower]

[norglomofnit]

Happy Fourth of July from drunk Ben. Needless to say the asterisk is doing a lot of heavy lifting.

[melbush]

i love finding out what degrees my mutuals have. like what the fuck do you mean you do law? you’re a doctor who blog

[idle-flower]

(actual article source)

[idle-flower]

i love when i get a string of kudos on a specific batch of fics and can go "ah i see you too are a sam/ben enjoyer"

[idliketobeanalbatross]

A lot of the lore questions can be answered with, "yes, Spike is just a fucking freak."

Like, yeah vampires don't get much out of eating, won't risk going out during the day, wouldn't have the inner compass to seek out a soul, wouldn't stand by a mad Drusilla for centuries, would avoid slayers at all cost, and wouldn't aid a slayer once neutered for funsies.

Spike is just a fucking freak. A weirdo. Darla and Angel couldn't stand him in part due to the fact that something just is sideways in that man's head. No wonder him and Drusilla got on like a house on fire, they both have something deeply wrong with them.

And yeah, there's that whole demon taking the human as a template theory, and Spike being hedonism personified, and I'm well aware.

But like, I think using Spike as any kind of metric is a mistake because he is simply like that.

Spike is a kinked up, adrenaline junkie, loser, who sees common sense and sprints the other way with nothing but a blanket for holes for cover. It's just him, his purple shampoo, and his boredom zooming through the undead existence.

[flootzavut]

I have many thoughts about how much of the BtVS vampire lore as stated by the Council and Angel is either just wrong or twisted or misinterpreted, but simultaneously I can't deny that also Spike is just a fucking freak.

[insert-witty-user-name-here]

[sonofshermy]

Haunted Books

[ominous-signs]

Official ominous book

[naamahdarling]

Goth librarian allowing haunted books to torment schoolchildren from time to time as enrichment.

[bad-jet-lag-the-game-ideas]

stealing this from someone who posted it on reddit: "Game design is very simple. Amy and Ben have sam's credit cards. Sam needs to catch them before he goes bankrupt from ben's alcoholism and drug addiction. To get info he needs to answer amy's questions."

this sounds like a season for the rpf-ers I'm not gonna lie. also very dangerous