[clueless1995]

[fakenewsjunkie]

[funnytwittertweets]

[coffee-for-two]

[rfaromance]

day 2

[henwoof]

Something about the drama of the Twitter blue check mark made me think of the Dr Seuss The Sneetches book, and I find the comparison hilarious

For context, the story goes having a star on your belly made you cool, but then a guy with a machine made it so you could pay him and add a star to your belly. So all the starless sneetches bought the star, but then since they weren’t exclusive anymore, all the star sneetches wanted to get rid of their star to be cool and starless, and the guy with a machine would do that for money. This happened a few times until no one knew who was original what and they all became friends and learned a lesson about the pointlessness of the stars and being scammed out of money.

Also I haven’t read the book since I was like 7 so the story could be totally off :)

[gldnlvrs]

kenny omega bi bi fancam. what else do i need to say

[anistarrose]

children outside screaming: annoying but ultimately for the greater good. children need Going Outside and Screaming Time for proper emotional development. an auditory burden I am willing to bear

neighbor with his car he made louder on purpose: jail for neighbor. jail for ten thousand years

[catchymemes]

[grecoromanyaoi]

i love the term "unwell"... theres something very very wrong with you. not saying what tho

[juminies]

the audacity it takes to say he's not funny

[cloudstation]

gonna tell you the truth brother. this is not a sentence I love to hear from the writer of a show

[lakevida]

lollll dude have you seriously not realized that all things are delicately interconnected yet? at your age?

[ponyoisms]

i hate when a poem is good. Fuck you for saying that for real

[dogrotpdf]

me. me when a poem says something ive felt before

[kieumy]

LIGHTS UP (2019) | WALLS (2020) | HEAVEN (2023)

[tunisian]

the craziest thing about being alive is that you have to live with other people’s interpretations of you