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zaz • 29 • f

[pukicho]

People have been saying stuff for years at this point

[longseasons]

Hey, hey, breathe... Look at me.... This is all your fault, okay?

[nutongzhi]

[stantler]

Happy Memorial Day

[1dietcokeinacan]

Remember when Charlie Kirk was murdered in broad daylight in front of hundreds of people…….that was so fucking awesome

[entertheaardvark-deactivated202]

I’m so sorry has everybody seen this bots of new york

[i-said-im-a-fucking-star]

taps sooo politely on the glass of my enclosure. let me out

[clowngirlpony]

Pack of hamburgers enjoying the carcass of a freshly killed hashbrowns

[okaydays22]

[amazoogle]

we've sent 2,500 senior dogs to a six week Javascript bootcamp using the funds we raised from our ransomware operation. and that's just the beginning. starting next month every fruit will be different

[sergal]

*gets carried away by a large bird*

[kygerbearr]

mid-conversation I toss a pistol onto the table not to suggest or imply anything but just to change the situation a little

[kristina100000]

i can feel myself changing for a man

[snepdotgay]

hm. no. go eat an ethicsberry and try again.

[herobrine666]

[kaito-1412]

You were by far the best cat to ever do it. Thank you for being so perfect and sweet. You will forever be my girl. I love you so much and I miss you Oswind.

[allsadnshit]

Two things can be true at once unless I don't think so then they aren't anymore sorry